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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie, how could you eat a whole pie? We were going to have that one after Lisa's big concert tomorrow night!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} But I didn't do it. I'm more upset than any-one that the pie is gone. Maybe the dog ate it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No dice, fat man. Santa's Little Helper would've licked the pan clean. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And I wouldn't have? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Huh? Wha--?! What's in my hair? And in my saxophone? Shampoo?! Bart!!! How could you, Bart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} How could I what? You said being cruel was a big brother's job. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Bart. Next think I know you'll be like your father and blame it on the dog! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But I didn't do anything. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I didn't either! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} There your saxophone's all dry now. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Thanks, mom. I still need to practice some more before bedtime. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, aren't you practicing a little too much? Maybe if you just relax. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} No, mom! Don't you understand? There will be a lot of parents videotaping the concert, and if I screw up, It will be on tape forever! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} oh no! It's me! I'm the prankster! But how? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, all the pressure you've been putting on yourself to get your solo right must have caused you to start sleepwalking! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [Sniff!] [Sniff!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I know how you feel, Homie. Our little girl is amazing. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Audience}} Clap! Clap! Clap! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm not crying about Lisa's solo, Marge. I just realized that you and Lisa were so busy solving the mystery that you forgot to bake another celebration pie! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:42, May 15, 2021
- Marge: Homie, how could you eat a whole pie? We were going to have that one after Lisa's big concert tomorrow night!!
- Homer: But I didn't do it. I'm more upset than any-one that the pie is gone. Maybe the dog ate it!
- Bart: No dice, fat man. Santa's Little Helper would've licked the pan clean.
- Homer: And I wouldn't have?
- Lisa: Huh? Wha--?! What's in my hair? And in my saxophone? Shampoo?! Bart!!! How could you, Bart?
- Bart: How could I what? You said being cruel was a big brother's job.
- Marge: Oh, Bart. Next think I know you'll be like your father and blame it on the dog!
- Bart: But I didn't do anything.
- Homer: I didn't either!
- Marge: There your saxophone's all dry now.
- Lisa: Thanks, mom. I still need to practice some more before bedtime.
- Marge: Lisa, aren't you practicing a little too much? Maybe if you just relax.
- Lisa: No, mom! Don't you understand? There will be a lot of parents videotaping the concert, and if I screw up, It will be on tape forever!
- Lisa: oh no! It's me! I'm the prankster! But how?
- Marge: Lisa, all the pressure you've been putting on yourself to get your solo right must have caused you to start sleepwalking!
- Homer: [Sniff!] [Sniff!]
- Marge: I know how you feel, Homie. Our little girl is amazing.
- Audience: Clap! Clap! Clap!
- Homer: I'm not crying about Lisa's solo, Marge. I just realized that you and Lisa were so busy solving the mystery that you forgot to bake another celebration pie!
