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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, when was the last time you got gas? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Between "Hotel California" and "Heartbreak Hotel." Why? Empty?! D'oh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} There's a house. Let's pull over and ask directions. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm glad I'm prepared for emergencies. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dibs on the flashlight! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Good thinking, mom! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} M-maybe there are some blankets in here. [GASP] Boy, the artist sure captured the eyes. They're so realistic! Eek! They moved! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I saw a painting with moving eyes! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} There wasn't any food... ...and I saw a monster! Look there is it! [GASP!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I vont yo suck your bloo-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why, you little... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} [ACK!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad... look! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What the what?! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Buddy|Southern Fried Simpsons}}}} I'm Buddy, and this here's Betty. | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Betty|Southern Fried Simpsons}}}} Y'all get caught out in the storm? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Buddy}} So glad, y'all made yourself at home, but I'm ashamed we didn't get the chance to clean before our vacation. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Betty}} Can I fix you some vittles? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Food? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Thank you, but we don't want to impose. Do you know if there's a gas station nearby? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Betty}} Sure it's just a mile down that road! Y'all come back real soon, y'hear? | |
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Latest revision as of 08:42, May 15, 2021
- Marge: Homer, when was the last time you got gas?
- Homer: Between "Hotel California" and "Heartbreak Hotel." Why? Empty?! D'oh!
- Marge: There's a house. Let's pull over and ask directions.
- Marge: I'm glad I'm prepared for emergencies.
- Bart: Dibs on the flashlight!
- Lisa: Good thinking, mom!
- Lisa: M-maybe there are some blankets in here. [GASP] Boy, the artist sure captured the eyes. They're so realistic! Eek! They moved!
- Lisa: I saw a painting with moving eyes!
- Homer: There wasn't any food... ...and I saw a monster! Look there is it! [GASP!]
- Bart: I vont yo suck your bloo--
- Homer: Why, you little...
- Bart: [ACK!]
- Lisa: Dad... look!
- Homer: What the what?!
- Buddy: I'm Buddy, and this here's Betty.
- Betty: Y'all get caught out in the storm?
- Buddy: So glad, y'all made yourself at home, but I'm ashamed we didn't get the chance to clean before our vacation.
- Betty: Can I fix you some vittles?
- Marge: Food?
- Marge: Thank you, but we don't want to impose. Do you know if there's a gas station nearby?
- Betty: Sure it's just a mile down that road! Y'all come back real soon, y'hear?
