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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, Lisa, I give up. Why did mom tell you to stay with me 'till I finished here?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Okay, Lisa, I give up. Why did mom tell you to stay with me 'till I finished here?
:'''[[Lisa]]:'''Now that the sun is setting earliet, she says it's dangerous to walk home alone after dark!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Now that the sun is setting earliet, she says it's dangerous to walk home alone after dark!
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Aye, 'tis true, Lassie... but not for the vampire croaker!
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{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Aye, 'tis true, Lassie... but not for the vampire croaker!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Groundskeeper Willie?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Groundskeeper Willie?
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Aye, and I come with a grave message for one of you! 'This ancient Scottish lore that one wee bairn shall stab all the bloodsuckers through the heart and char 'em in the sun!
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{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Aye, and I come with a grave message for one of you! 'This ancient Scottish lore that one wee bairn shall stab all the bloodsuckers through the heart and char 'em in the sun!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' 'Ah the ol' stake 'n' bake. I've always known that was my destiny! So long, Lis, I'm off to Transylvania!
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{{qf|Bart}} 'Ah the ol' stake 'n' bake. I've always known that was my destiny! So long, Lis, I'm off to Transylvania!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ow!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Ow!
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' And that wee one is Lisa Simpson!
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{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} And that wee one is Lisa Simpson!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': I didn't see why Willie pikced you over me until it hit me he wanted a lame-o to lead the vampite hunt 'cause he's a bloodsucker himself! Scary, right? Betcha wanna quit now!
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{{qf|Bart}} I didn't see why Willie pikced you over me until it hit me he wanted a lame-o to lead the vampite hunt 'cause he's a bloodsucker himself! Scary, right? Betcha wanna quit now!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Harldy. Got any proof?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Harldy. Got any proof?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Ever wonder why Willie doesn't shave? I'll bet he doesne't show up in a mirror!
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{{qf|Bart}} Ever wonder why Willie doesn't shave? I'll bet he doesne't show up in a mirror!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': We'll see. Here he comes!
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{{qf|Lisa}} We'll see. Here he comes!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': I've never seen that building before!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I've never seen that building before!
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' 'Twas but recently unveiled, the same time as folkd started goin' pale and weak and sufferin' blood loss!
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{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} 'Twas but recently unveiled, the same time as folkd started goin' pale and weak and sufferin' blood loss!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' That's all I need to hear! So long, miss take! Heah. "miss stake" how do I come up with 'em?
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{{qf|Bart}} That's all I need to hear! So long, miss take! Heah. "miss stake" how do I come up with 'em?
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Nay, lad! Fool bou'll get killed Ya canna face the fiend without a plan! Now, Lassie, her' what we'll do... Lisa, wait!
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{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Nay, lad! Fool bou'll get killed Ya canna face the fiend without a plan! Now, Lassie, her' what we'll do... Lisa, wait!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart are you okay?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Bart are you okay?
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Nay, Lassie. Look at the boy.... the dead-eyed satare, the skin plae like it's drained o' blood. The vampire's have totten ta him!
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{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Nay, Lassie. Look at the boy.... the dead-eyed satare, the skin plae like it's drained o' blood. The vampire's have totten ta him!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah sure, and Lisa's gonna be cool someday. That was sacrasm, by the way.
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{{qf|Bart}} Yeah sure, and Lisa's gonna be cool someday. That was sacrasm, by the way.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart you're all right!  
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{{qf|Lisa}} Bart you're all right!  
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' But... the pale skin! The stare!
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{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} But... the pale skin! The stare!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I was starting at the thing that made me look pale... ...it's the light from the new blood bank!
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{{qf|Bart}} I was starting at the thing that made me look pale... ...it's the light from the new blood bank!
 
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:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Hi, everybody!
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{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Hi, everybody!
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]:''' Hi, Dr. Nick.
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{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie, Bart and Lisa}} Hi, Dr. Nick.
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Come to bleed for me? We've cleared the ants out of most of the ypos!
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{{qf|Dr. Nick}} Come to bleed for me? We've cleared the ants out of most of the ypos!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I should've know better there aren't any vampires goodbye, Willie.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I should've know better there aren't any vampires goodbye, Willie.
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Come back, Lassie! We'll find other things ta kill!
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{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Come back, Lassie! We'll find other things ta kill!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Works for me! I bet Principal Skinner's a werewolf!
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{{qf|Bart}} Works for me! I bet Principal Skinner's a werewolf!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 07:41, May 15, 2021



Bart: Okay, Lisa, I give up. Why did mom tell you to stay with me 'till I finished here?
Lisa: Now that the sun is setting earliet, she says it's dangerous to walk home alone after dark!
Groundskeeper Willie: Aye, 'tis true, Lassie... but not for the vampire croaker!
Lisa: Groundskeeper Willie?
Groundskeeper Willie: Aye, and I come with a grave message for one of you! 'This ancient Scottish lore that one wee bairn shall stab all the bloodsuckers through the heart and char 'em in the sun!
Bart: 'Ah the ol' stake 'n' bake. I've always known that was my destiny! So long, Lis, I'm off to Transylvania!
Lisa: Ow!
Groundskeeper Willie: And that wee one is Lisa Simpson!

Bart: I didn't see why Willie pikced you over me until it hit me he wanted a lame-o to lead the vampite hunt 'cause he's a bloodsucker himself! Scary, right? Betcha wanna quit now!
Lisa: Harldy. Got any proof?
Bart: Ever wonder why Willie doesn't shave? I'll bet he doesne't show up in a mirror!
Lisa: We'll see. Here he comes!

Lisa: I've never seen that building before!
Groundskeeper Willie: 'Twas but recently unveiled, the same time as folkd started goin' pale and weak and sufferin' blood loss!
Bart: That's all I need to hear! So long, miss take! Heah. "miss stake" how do I come up with 'em?
Groundskeeper Willie: Nay, lad! Fool bou'll get killed Ya canna face the fiend without a plan! Now, Lassie, her' what we'll do... Lisa, wait!

Lisa: Bart are you okay?
Groundskeeper Willie: Nay, Lassie. Look at the boy.... the dead-eyed satare, the skin plae like it's drained o' blood. The vampire's have totten ta him!
Bart: Yeah sure, and Lisa's gonna be cool someday. That was sacrasm, by the way.
Lisa: Bart you're all right!
Groundskeeper Willie: But... the pale skin! The stare!
Bart: I was starting at the thing that made me look pale... ...it's the light from the new blood bank!

Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody!
Groundskeeper Willie, Bart and Lisa: Hi, Dr. Nick.
Dr. Nick: Come to bleed for me? We've cleared the ants out of most of the ypos!
Lisa: I should've know better there aren't any vampires goodbye, Willie.
Groundskeeper Willie: Come back, Lassie! We'll find other things ta kill!
Bart: Works for me! I bet Principal Skinner's a werewolf!