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:''[Bart shows a [[Daily Fourth Grader]] with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"]'' | :''[Bart shows a [[Daily Fourth Grader]] with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"]'' | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} Uh... what do you mean? | {{qf|Lisa}} Uh... what do you mean? | ||
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, | + | {{qf|Bart}} Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, I might add, where you cam in second? |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Martin won fair and square but sometimes | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Martin won fair and square but sometimes I wish I could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranhas can skeleton a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, [[Martin]]. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am I a horrible person? |
{{qf|Bart}} Of course not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince. | {{qf|Bart}} Of course not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince. | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nerves? | {{qf|Lisa}} You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nerves? | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat. | {{qf|Bart}} Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Martin]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Martin]]}} It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data! |
{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, yes it can! | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, yes it can! | ||
{{qf|Martin}} Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places! | {{qf|Martin}} Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places! | ||
{{qf|Lisa}} That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress. | {{qf|Lisa}} That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress. | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:41, May 15, 2021
- Lisa: Stupid Bart say's I'm not funny? I'll show him! I'll learn how to be funny, the same way I learn anything else with lots of studying!
- Bart: Take a look at this and tell me what you feel.
- [Bart shows a Daily Fourth Grader with the headline "Prince wins spelling bee, school is abuzz!"]
- Lisa: Uh... what do you mean?
- Bart: Come on, Lis! How did you feel when he won that Spelling bee? The one, I might add, where you cam in second?
- Lisa: Martin won fair and square but sometimes I wish I could just hold him upside down over a tank full of piranhas, just to mess with his head. Did you know piranhas can skeleton a cow in under a minute? Spell you way out of that, Martin. Oh no! Where did that come from? Am I a horrible person?
- Bart: Of course not, Lis! You're a normal person. And like any other normal person, you want to prank Martin Prince.
- Lisa: You mean, I can actually prank the people who get on my nerves?
- Bart: Sure can, Lis! Embrace you prankster side, and the world will open to you... like an exploding novelty toilet seat.
- Martin: It's obvious that you can't be both a class clown and a nerd. You mind can't possibly retain all that conflicting data!
- Lisa: Oh, yes it can!
- Martin: Really? Then tell me the value of Euler's constant up to five decimal places!
- Lisa: That's an easy one. It's... Uh, It's... 2... Um, 2.7... Er. Um... Uh... Oh no! You're right! I've become Bart in a dress.
