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| − | + | {{qf|[[Agent Darke]]}} I'm Agent Darke. Department of Agriculture. I am all that stands between this town and complete disaster. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Cool. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Complete disaster? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Agent Darke}} This tree must be cut down to prevent a citywide epidemic of dreaded stump root. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Wait! That's not so cool! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} But what about the treehouse?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah! We read comics in that treehouse, and tell scary stories, and Milhouse kissed a girl there. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Agent Darke}} I understand I kissed a girl once, too. But I have my duty. The tree must go! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What happened to the sing? We were going to push Maggie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Stupid stump rot, that's what! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Well then, we'll just play in the treehouse. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} No girls allowed! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, we have rules. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Janey]]}} That's ignorant! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Girls have rights. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You can't come into my yard with these sharp objects. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Agent Darke}} Yes, I can, ma'am I'm the government. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} They're going to cut us down! What'll we do, Bart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I've got an idea! It involves you, this rope and my amazing you-you skills. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Please! This is our only tree! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Agent Darke}} Sorry, ma'am. Sump rot is a disease. And I'm the cure. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Hello? Professor Frink? Professor Frink, I need your help. Weren't you script consult on the [[Rainier Wolfcastle]] movie "The Treeminator"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Why, yes. I made an elm tree look like chestnut tree for the horrific de-barking scene! I have a doctorate in forest pathology. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Perfect! Come on. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} But I haven't finished my killer robot for Mayor Quimby. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} We have to go now! IT may already be too late! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Captain Bart, are you ready for our mission against the space zombies of the moon? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Roger, Lt. Milhouse, are your ready, Lt. Lisa? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} This is one small step for a girl, one giant leap for girlkind. | |
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| + | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:39, May 15, 2021
- Agent Darke: I'm Agent Darke. Department of Agriculture. I am all that stands between this town and complete disaster.
- Bart: Cool.
- Milhouse: Complete disaster?
- Agent Darke: This tree must be cut down to prevent a citywide epidemic of dreaded stump root.
- Bart: Wait! That's not so cool!
- Milhouse: But what about the treehouse?!
- Bart: Yeah! We read comics in that treehouse, and tell scary stories, and Milhouse kissed a girl there.
- Agent Darke: I understand I kissed a girl once, too. But I have my duty. The tree must go!
- Lisa: What happened to the sing? We were going to push Maggie.
- Bart: Stupid stump rot, that's what!
- Lisa: Well then, we'll just play in the treehouse.
- Milhouse: No girls allowed!
- Bart: Yeah, we have rules.
- Janey: That's ignorant!
- Lisa: Girls have rights.
- Marge: You can't come into my yard with these sharp objects.
- Agent Darke: Yes, I can, ma'am I'm the government.
- Milhouse: They're going to cut us down! What'll we do, Bart?
- Bart: I've got an idea! It involves you, this rope and my amazing you-you skills.
- Marge: Please! This is our only tree!
- Agent Darke: Sorry, ma'am. Sump rot is a disease. And I'm the cure.
- Lisa: Hello? Professor Frink? Professor Frink, I need your help. Weren't you script consult on the Rainier Wolfcastle movie "The Treeminator"?
- Professor Frink: Why, yes. I made an elm tree look like chestnut tree for the horrific de-barking scene! I have a doctorate in forest pathology.
- Lisa: Perfect! Come on.
- Professor Frink: But I haven't finished my killer robot for Mayor Quimby.
- Lisa: We have to go now! IT may already be too late!
- Milhouse: Captain Bart, are you ready for our mission against the space zombies of the moon?
- Bart: Roger, Lt. Milhouse, are your ready, Lt. Lisa?
- Lisa: This is one small step for a girl, one giant leap for girlkind.
