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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmmm... there's nothing like dunking your donut into some freshly brewed hot... fudge. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Um... dad? When's the last time yo uhave your cholesterol levels checked? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah—the car's been knocking and pinging all week. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart—cholesterl is in your body. You should know that. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's the public schools, Marge. These days they don't even edufy. it's like they're all stupid and stuff. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey—Davy and Goliath—keep it down! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Sorry, Bart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} What are you doing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} um... I got all "A"'s on my report card, so my dad's letting me clean out the storm gutters. Yes, sir, nothin' beats gutter cleaning for wholesome family fun! Want to try? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rod}} Wow! Can we, Todd? Can we? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Todd}} No, thanks, Bart. If it's that much fun, we want you to enjoy it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Just get up here and clean these gutters or I'll tell your mom you spray-painted the garage. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rod}} There's no spray paint on our garage. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, there will be if you don't get up here. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} You trashed our circus! Daht's over 10,000 dollahs worth of damage. And I haven't lost daht much money since the movie I made before dis lahst one. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Security! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Say, fellas—the lunch tent's out of donuts. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Arrest these two idiots. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer? What's going on? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Uh, nothing. We're about to be arrested and Mr. Burns is about to sue Krusty and McBain. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} What's wrong? Didn't you like da show? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} We made the dancing bears wear diapers... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I didn't even see the show! You've poisoned me with these tainted hot dogs! Smithers, carry me to the hospital. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} That's it, Bart! You still haven't learned your lesson. I want you to weatherproof the fence! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Come one, mom! That stuff's toxic. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} And you're not getting any dinner until you're finished. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Any gchange of grabbing a late lunch? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Get to work! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:10, May 15, 2021
- Homer: Mmmm... there's nothing like dunking your donut into some freshly brewed hot... fudge.
- Lisa: Um... dad? When's the last time yo uhave your cholesterol levels checked?
- Bart: Yeah—the car's been knocking and pinging all week.
- Marge: Bart—cholesterl is in your body. You should know that.
- Homer: It's the public schools, Marge. These days they don't even edufy. it's like they're all stupid and stuff.
- Bart: Hey—Davy and Goliath—keep it down!
- Rod Flanders: Sorry, Bart.
- Todd Flanders: What are you doing?
- Bart: um... I got all "A"'s on my report card, so my dad's letting me clean out the storm gutters. Yes, sir, nothin' beats gutter cleaning for wholesome family fun! Want to try?
- Rod: Wow! Can we, Todd? Can we?
- Todd: No, thanks, Bart. If it's that much fun, we want you to enjoy it.
- Bart: Just get up here and clean these gutters or I'll tell your mom you spray-painted the garage.
- Rod: There's no spray paint on our garage.
- Bart: Well, there will be if you don't get up here.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: You trashed our circus! Daht's over 10,000 dollahs worth of damage. And I haven't lost daht much money since the movie I made before dis lahst one.
- Krusty the Clown: Security!
- Chief Wiggum: Say, fellas—the lunch tent's out of donuts.
- Krusty: Arrest these two idiots.
- Marge: Homer? What's going on?
- Homer: Uh, nothing. We're about to be arrested and Mr. Burns is about to sue Krusty and McBain.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: What's wrong? Didn't you like da show?
- Krusty: We made the dancing bears wear diapers...
- Mr. Burns: I didn't even see the show! You've poisoned me with these tainted hot dogs! Smithers, carry me to the hospital.
- Marge: That's it, Bart! You still haven't learned your lesson. I want you to weatherproof the fence!
- Marge: Come one, mom! That stuff's toxic.
- Bart: And you're not getting any dinner until you're finished.
- Marge: Any gchange of grabbing a late lunch?
- Bart: Get to work!
