Difference between revisions of "Springfield Is Not Enough!/Quotes"

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Homer: So what brings you to Springfield, Mr. Scorpio? Hiding from student loan collectors? That's why most folks come here.

Hank Scorpio: I'm glad you asked! I got to thinking about what matters most in life, and my inner voice told me to visit my only friend. That's you, Homer!

Homer: But I worked for your company for just a week! I'm your only friend?

Hank Scorpio: The only friend who's still alive, yes!

Mr. Burns: You think you can invade my town? Well, you're not Napoleon, and I'm not Prussia!

Hank Scorpio: You've got me all wrong, Monty! I'm a big fan of the time you blocked out the sun. It's what made me realize how important solar energy is.

Homer: Mr. Scorpio's paying me ten times my old salary.

Marge: Now we can get real insulation for the attic insteda of the cotton candy we've been using.

Hank Scorpio: Say, Homer... if you had to live without Italien food, French food, or Greek food, which would you choose?

Homer: Pizza and French fries are two of my favorites so..

Hank Scorpio: Greece it is! Thanks, Homer! Let me write that down!

Lisa: Wait a minute! your missiles! They're hidden under the Springfield sign.

Hank Scorpio: So close, they are the Springfield sign! I had the letters replaced with guided missiles. Each letter is targeted to a country whose name starts with same letter. Spain, Pakistan, Russia, India, Norway, Germany, France, Iceland, England, Laos, and Denmark!

Lisa: That's so clever!

Hank Scorpio: Thank you. And they're solar-powered, so they're great for the environment... aside from the nuclear fallout.