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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Uh... Homie, I don't think an all-you-can-eat buffet is a good idea! Not while you driving! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Well, then why did we but the Krusty discount dashboard buffet kit? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} That's what I kept asking you in the store. Why did you buy it?!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Look, Marge, next to the scalloped potatoes... baby back ribs! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow! Dad's famous! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} [SIGH!] Yes! Again! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What's with you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad's famous! And why? Because he did nothing! He ate until he was greasy! Fame should come from hard work and effort. Creating something worthwhile! Meanwhile, I study my brain to the bone, and who knows Lisa Simpson's name? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Whatcha' doing, Lis? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm trying to make a new fruit or vegetable. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What? You're actually trying to make new healthy food for prents to force us kids to eat? It's monsters like you that created broccoli! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You're spending a year on the couch?!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yep! Like my dad used to say, when the going gets tough, the lazy do nothing! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Lisa, what do you have there? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} A mushroom, it must have grown on dad's back over the last few months. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Sweet Tesla's Coil! It's like no kind I've ever seen. I think it must have crossbred with whatever food was left behind the cushions of the couch! Lisa, you've discovered a new species of fungi! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:10, May 15, 2021
- Marge: Uh... Homie, I don't think an all-you-can-eat buffet is a good idea! Not while you driving!
- Homer: Well, then why did we but the Krusty discount dashboard buffet kit?
- Marge: That's what I kept asking you in the store. Why did you buy it?!!
- Homer: Look, Marge, next to the scalloped potatoes... baby back ribs!
- Bart: Wow! Dad's famous!
- Lisa: [SIGH!] Yes! Again!
- Bart: What's with you?
- Lisa: Dad's famous! And why? Because he did nothing! He ate until he was greasy! Fame should come from hard work and effort. Creating something worthwhile! Meanwhile, I study my brain to the bone, and who knows Lisa Simpson's name?
- Bart: Whatcha' doing, Lis?
- Lisa: I'm trying to make a new fruit or vegetable.
- Bart: What? You're actually trying to make new healthy food for prents to force us kids to eat? It's monsters like you that created broccoli!
- Marge: You're spending a year on the couch?!!
- Homer: Yep! Like my dad used to say, when the going gets tough, the lazy do nothing!
- Principal Skinner: Lisa, what do you have there?
- Lisa: A mushroom, it must have grown on dad's back over the last few months.
- Professor Frink: Sweet Tesla's Coil! It's like no kind I've ever seen. I think it must have crossbred with whatever food was left behind the cushions of the couch! Lisa, you've discovered a new species of fungi!
