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| − | + | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Okay, I think I see the problem! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} What is it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Raphael}} You've been letting this guy drive the car! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ha! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Gil]]}} Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} You have a way to keep riffraff off my property? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gil}} Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a moat! Now, let me tell you about this electric back scratcher! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Gil}} We did it! We ordered the smartest and most vicious crocodiles in all of Australia! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Good that should keep the dregs of society away from my moat! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gil}} Well, here's the thing... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Is it a good thing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gil}} The crocodiles have decided they want to live in the mansion instead. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Goodbye old friend! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} We'll miss you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You were one of the family! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'll never forget you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Raphael}} And this day just got weird. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} We're alive! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But how? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'll tell you how! You drove your flaming Hindenburg right into my moat! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} On the bright side, sir, it did stop them from getting onto your property! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} You're right Smithers! I should thank that salesman! But it appears I'm a bit late. Oh dear, Phineas shouldn't have eaten him... he's on a strict macrobiotic diet! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:09, May 15, 2021
- Raphael: Okay, I think I see the problem!
- Marge: What is it?
- Raphael: You've been letting this guy drive the car!
- Homer: Hey!
- Bart: Ha!
- Gil: Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need!
- Mr. Burns: You have a way to keep riffraff off my property?
- Gil: Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a moat! Now, let me tell you about this electric back scratcher!
- Mr. Burns: A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more!
- Gil: We did it! We ordered the smartest and most vicious crocodiles in all of Australia!
- Mr. Burns: Good that should keep the dregs of society away from my moat!
- Gil: Well, here's the thing...
- Mr. Burns: Is it a good thing?
- Gil: The crocodiles have decided they want to live in the mansion instead.
- Homer: Goodbye old friend!
- Marge: We'll miss you!
- Bart: You were one of the family!
- Lisa: I'll never forget you!
- Raphael: And this day just got weird.
- Bart: We're alive!
- Lisa: But how?
- Mr. Burns: I'll tell you how! You drove your flaming Hindenburg right into my moat!
- Waylon Smithers: On the bright side, sir, it did stop them from getting onto your property!
- Mr. Burns: You're right Smithers! I should thank that salesman! But it appears I'm a bit late. Oh dear, Phineas shouldn't have eaten him... he's on a strict macrobiotic diet!
