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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You're going back to school? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I've always wished I had a bit more education, so I signed up for some community college classes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Going back to school? But that's like going back to prison after you've done your time! Yo're taalking crazy talk! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Kids, your dinner's ready, and I've put all of this week's lunches in the fridge and laid out your school clotehs for the rest of the month on your beds. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wow. Mom, you sure get a lot done in a day now! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I used what I learned in my economics class, but instead of budgeting money, I'm budgeting my time. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Listen, I've been thinking. If you bond with Maggie, then it'll be three against two around here. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What are you talking about? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Right now there's a balance of power. Homer and me vs. you and mom. But if you tip Maggie toward the dark side... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Beind a girl is the dark side? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Girly leads to tea parties, tea pearties lead to bellet recitals, ballet recitals lead to cooties and cooties lead to suffering! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Fine! Feel free to bond with Maggie yourself! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, you're trying too hard! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} No harder than those other Simpson women you admire so much! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Everything you did for us before... it might not have been efficient, buy you did it with love! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, if we wanted everything perfect, we'd get a robot mom! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Hey! Are you still tutoring Maggie? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Er... yeah, I was teaching her about... ...radioactivity, pirates, and star-nosed moles. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, okay, I was just going to grav some grub! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Maggie]]}} [GIGGLE!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'll get back to teaching Maggie then. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Okay. Catch you later! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:09, May 15, 2021
- Bart: You're going back to school?
- Marge: I've always wished I had a bit more education, so I signed up for some community college classes.
- Bart: Going back to school? But that's like going back to prison after you've done your time! Yo're taalking crazy talk!
- Marge: Kids, your dinner's ready, and I've put all of this week's lunches in the fridge and laid out your school clotehs for the rest of the month on your beds.
- Lisa: Wow. Mom, you sure get a lot done in a day now!
- Marge: I used what I learned in my economics class, but instead of budgeting money, I'm budgeting my time.
- Bart: Listen, I've been thinking. If you bond with Maggie, then it'll be three against two around here.
- Lisa: What are you talking about?
- Bart: Right now there's a balance of power. Homer and me vs. you and mom. But if you tip Maggie toward the dark side...
- Lisa: Beind a girl is the dark side?
- Bart: Girly leads to tea parties, tea pearties lead to bellet recitals, ballet recitals lead to cooties and cooties lead to suffering!
- Lisa: Fine! Feel free to bond with Maggie yourself!
- Lisa: Mom, you're trying too hard!
- Marge: No harder than those other Simpson women you admire so much!
- Lisa: Everything you did for us before... it might not have been efficient, buy you did it with love!
- Bart: Yeah, if we wanted everything perfect, we'd get a robot mom!
- Lisa: Hey! Are you still tutoring Maggie?
- Bart: Er... yeah, I was teaching her about... ...radioactivity, pirates, and star-nosed moles.
- Lisa: Oh, okay, I was just going to grav some grub!
- Maggie: [GIGGLE!]
- Bart: I'll get back to teaching Maggie then.
- Lisa: Okay. Catch you later!
