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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What are you doing, Marge? Ordering pizza? Because, if so, I'd like extra cheese on both the top and the bottom of the crust! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm calling to get a life cach! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [PFFFT!] That's stupid, Marge. You don't need anyone outside of the home encourage you! I support and choices you make! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You do not! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Okay, name one choice of yours I didn't support! | |
| + | {{qf|Marge}} The choice to get a life couch you just said it was stupid! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Krusty? What are you doing here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Hey! Hey! I'm your new life coach! Byt the way, there's a hobo passed out on your front lawn! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} That'd be dad. I'll turn the sprinkler on! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I guess you can stay in Bart's room! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Coooooool! Krusty the Clown in my room! I am your biggest fan, Krusty! Look I've got all your stuff! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Sorry, pal, my number one fan is a kid in Japan! He has all my products, and he got his parents to turn their home into a Krusty shrine! You wanna me number one? You gotta top that! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} This is wonderful. A girl my age who's also a musician. I'm sure we'll be best friends. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No way, Lis! Buddying up with Krusty's daughter will make me his number one fan again! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You can't just use her like that! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I can't not use her like that! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} There they go! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Your plan worked. Way to go, mom! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} How did you know that Lisa, Homer, and me acting like super jerks would bring them together? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Wait a minute! How come no one told me about teh acting like a jerk plan! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You did just fine on your own, Homey. You see, Bart, Krusty and Sohpie just need something in common. And nothing bring people together faster than a common enemy! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021
- Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Ordering pizza? Because, if so, I'd like extra cheese on both the top and the bottom of the crust!
- Marge: I'm calling to get a life cach!
- Homer: [PFFFT!] That's stupid, Marge. You don't need anyone outside of the home encourage you! I support and choices you make!
- Marge: You do not!
- Homer: Okay, name one choice of yours I didn't support!
- Marge: The choice to get a life couch you just said it was stupid!
- Marge: Krusty? What are you doing here?
- Krusty the Clown: Hey! Hey! I'm your new life coach! Byt the way, there's a hobo passed out on your front lawn!
- Lisa: That'd be dad. I'll turn the sprinkler on!
- Marge: I guess you can stay in Bart's room!
- Bart: Coooooool! Krusty the Clown in my room! I am your biggest fan, Krusty! Look I've got all your stuff!
- Krusty: Sorry, pal, my number one fan is a kid in Japan! He has all my products, and he got his parents to turn their home into a Krusty shrine! You wanna me number one? You gotta top that!
- Lisa: This is wonderful. A girl my age who's also a musician. I'm sure we'll be best friends.
- Bart: No way, Lis! Buddying up with Krusty's daughter will make me his number one fan again!
- Lisa: You can't just use her like that!
- Bart: I can't not use her like that!
- Marge: There they go!
- Lisa: Your plan worked. Way to go, mom!
- Bart: How did you know that Lisa, Homer, and me acting like super jerks would bring them together?
- Homer: Wait a minute! How come no one told me about teh acting like a jerk plan!
- Marge: You did just fine on your own, Homey. You see, Bart, Krusty and Sohpie just need something in common. And nothing bring people together faster than a common enemy!
