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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Check it out, Marge! I won two tickets for us to see the Larry Davis Experience in concert this Friday! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Homie! That's outtasight! Oh, but wait! My Junior Liberated Ladies Club is having a consciousness raising at the Springfield High home economics kitchatorium on Friday! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! Can't you shine on your lady libbers and come to the concert with me? | |
| + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm sorry, Homer, but I can't just break free from my liberation obligations. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Hi, Barney! Guess you're pretty excited about going to the concert. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} I sure am! What concert am I going to? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer's got two tickets to see the Larry Davis Experience. I thought he asked you to go with him. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Barney}} No, he didn't gummer! Now I'll never have a Larry Davis Experience. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And that's how I stupidly set myself up to be in two places with two different chicks at the same time! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa! A ladie's man! Get down with your bad self, Homei! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Gee, dad, it sounds like you were a real no-good two-timer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, I never quite got the hang of it, so, technically, I was only a one time two-timer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} So then what happened? Was your shameful duplicity exposed? Did one of the dames have a gun? Where you shot? Where you killed? Did you die? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Cool it, Bat. This is a lighthearted teeange farce, not film noir. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Egad! Another teenager! This place is being overrn by you blasted juvenile delinquents! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Victoria Burns]]}} Oh, don't be so melodramtic, uncle Monty. He's just one of the local lads from the nearby village. Do come in, Homer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, yes! Do come in! I'll go down to the gate and let in the rest of the barbarians. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Artie Ziff]]}} Did I hear your squares say "tringale"? Liste, Homer. Obviously even one lady love is more than a dim bulb like you can handle. So let me take one of them off your hands. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Get lost, Ziff. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Barney}} Artie's got a point there, Homer. This babe-balancing act is making you all uptight, man. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Artie Ziff}} Aha! Here comes the hip, happenin' Ms. Bouvier now! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Barney}} Uh-oh. And here comes the bodacious miss Burns! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! I wish there was two of me! | |
Revision as of 18:20, May 14, 2021
- Homer: Check it out, Marge! I won two tickets for us to see the Larry Davis Experience in concert this Friday!
- Marge: Oh, Homie! That's outtasight! Oh, but wait! My Junior Liberated Ladies Club is having a consciousness raising at the Springfield High home economics kitchatorium on Friday!
- Homer: D'oh! Can't you shine on your lady libbers and come to the concert with me?
- Marge: I'm sorry, Homer, but I can't just break free from my liberation obligations.
- Marge: Hi, Barney! Guess you're pretty excited about going to the concert.
- Barney Gumble: I sure am! What concert am I going to?
- Marge: Homer's got two tickets to see the Larry Davis Experience. I thought he asked you to go with him.
- Barney: No, he didn't gummer! Now I'll never have a Larry Davis Experience.
- Homer: And that's how I stupidly set myself up to be in two places with two different chicks at the same time!
- Bart: Whoa! A ladie's man! Get down with your bad self, Homei!
- Lisa: Gee, dad, it sounds like you were a real no-good two-timer.
- Homer: Well, I never quite got the hang of it, so, technically, I was only a one time two-timer.
- Bart: So then what happened? Was your shameful duplicity exposed? Did one of the dames have a gun? Where you shot? Where you killed? Did you die?
- Lisa: Cool it, Bat. This is a lighthearted teeange farce, not film noir.
- Mr. Burns: Egad! Another teenager! This place is being overrn by you blasted juvenile delinquents!
- Victoria Burns: Oh, don't be so melodramtic, uncle Monty. He's just one of the local lads from the nearby village. Do come in, Homer.
- Mr. Burns: Oh, yes! Do come in! I'll go down to the gate and let in the rest of the barbarians.
- Artie Ziff: Did I hear your squares say "tringale"? Liste, Homer. Obviously even one lady love is more than a dim bulb like you can handle. So let me take one of them off your hands.
- Homer: Get lost, Ziff.
- Barney: Artie's got a point there, Homer. This babe-balancing act is making you all uptight, man.
- Artie Ziff: Aha! Here comes the hip, happenin' Ms. Bouvier now!
- Barney: Uh-oh. And here comes the bodacious miss Burns!
- Homer: D'oh! I wish there was two of me!
