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Difference between revisions of "The Prince and the Penal System/Quotes"

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' You've pulled some pretty rotten shenanigans before, Simpson... ...but to steal the coffee from the teacher's lounge... it's just unforgivable!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You've pulled some pretty rotten shenanigans before, Simpson... ...but to steal the coffee from the teacher's lounge... it's just unforgivable!
:'''[[Edna]]:''' There's nothing here!
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} There's nothing here!
:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' That's it! Game over, people!
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{{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} That's it! Game over, people!
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]:''' I am freaking out!
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{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} I am freaking out!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Lis! You'll never guess what happened! I get to be on "Kids 'N' Coins," the show with all the tattooed guys! How awesome is that?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Lis! You'll never guess what happened! I get to be on Kids 'N' Coins, the show with all the tattooed guys! How awesome is that?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, that's terrible! And aren't you forgetting one thing? Dad watches that show religiously.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, that's terrible! And aren't you forgetting one thing? Dad watches that show religiously.
:'''Bart:''' Oh man, you've right! I've gotta find some sap to take my place, or Homer will triple strangle me!
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{{qf|Bart}} Oh man, you've right! I've gotta find some sap to take my place, or Homer will triple strangle me!
 
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:'''Bart:''' Hey, nerdlinger. Guess what I got? A ticket to... uh... see.... the... um... The new Aerospace Museum!
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey, nerdlinger. Guess what I got? A ticket to... uh... see.... the... um... The new Aerospace Museum!
:'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' ''[GASP!]'' That's been sold out for weeks! Oh my! I'd give anything to see that!
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{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} ''[GASP!]'' That's been sold out for weeks! Oh my! I'd give anything to see that!
:'''Bart:''' Trade me that lunch, and the ticket's yours!
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{{qf|Bart}} Trade me that lunch, and the ticket's yours!
:'''Martin Prince:''' Oh, frabjous day!
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{{qf|Martin}} Oh, frabjous day!
:'''Bart:''' Heh heh. Sucker.
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{{qf|Bart}} Heh heh. Sucker.
 
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:'''Martin Prince:''' That's right, Mr. Ice Pick. Knit one, purl two.
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{{qf|Martin}} That's right, Mr. Ice Pick. Knit one, purl two.
:'''[[Mr. Ice Pick]]:''' Wow, that Is going to look great in my cell! Thanks, little bro!
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{{qf|[[Mr. Ice Pick]]}} Wow, that Is going to look great in my cell! Thanks, little bro!
:'''{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}:''' This little fat kid has rekindled my fascination with the magic of chemistry. Remind me to rescind the order to have him watched in the prison yard.
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{{qf|{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}}} This little fat kid has rekindled my fascination with the magic of chemistry. Remind me to rescind the order to have him watched in the prison yard.
:'''[[Legs]]:''' Sure thing, boss!
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{{qf|[[Legs]]}} Sure thing, boss!
:'''[[Snake]]:''' Dude! This fantasy role-playing adventure is awesome! I'm an actual snake!
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{{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Dude! This fantasy role-playing adventure is awesome! I'm an actual snake!
:'''Martin Prince:''' Huzzah!
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{{qf|Martin}} Huzzah!
 
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:'''Martin Prince:''' Welcome friend! Take out your felt-tripped pens for our daily crossword puzzle affirmation! One across... five letter word for prison or Gumby's horse.
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{{qf|Martin}} Welcome friend! Take out your felt-tripped pens for our daily crossword puzzle affirmation! One across... five letter word for prison or Gumby's horse.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I used to think Martin was a wiener, but that kid is a winner! Boy why don't to do anything like that?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I used to think Martin was a wiener, but that kid is a winner! Boy why don't to do anything like that?
:'''Bart:''' Wuh?!
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{{qf|Bart}} Wuh?!
:'''Lisa:''' And he gets excused from the school while he's filming! How does that sound, Bart?
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{{qf|Lisa}} And he gets excused from the school while he's filming! How does that sound, Bart?
:'''Bart:''' Urgh! Irony, you win again!
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{{qf|Bart}} Urgh! Irony, you win again!
  
 
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Revision as of 18:06, May 13, 2021



Principal Skinner: You've pulled some pretty rotten shenanigans before, Simpson... ...but to steal the coffee from the teacher's lounge... it's just unforgivable!
Edna Krabappel: There's nothing here!
Mr. Largo: That's it! Game over, people!
Ms. Hoover: I am freaking out!

Bart: Lis! You'll never guess what happened! I get to be on Kids 'N' Coins, the show with all the tattooed guys! How awesome is that?
Lisa: Bart, that's terrible! And aren't you forgetting one thing? Dad watches that show religiously.
Bart: Oh man, you've right! I've gotta find some sap to take my place, or Homer will triple strangle me!

Bart: Hey, nerdlinger. Guess what I got? A ticket to... uh... see.... the... um... The new Aerospace Museum!
Martin Prince: [GASP!] That's been sold out for weeks! Oh my! I'd give anything to see that!
Bart: Trade me that lunch, and the ticket's yours!
Martin: Oh, frabjous day!
Bart: Heh heh. Sucker.

Martin: That's right, Mr. Ice Pick. Knit one, purl two.
Mr. Ice Pick: Wow, that Is going to look great in my cell! Thanks, little bro!
Fat Tony: This little fat kid has rekindled my fascination with the magic of chemistry. Remind me to rescind the order to have him watched in the prison yard.
Legs: Sure thing, boss!
Snake Jailbird: Dude! This fantasy role-playing adventure is awesome! I'm an actual snake!
Martin: Huzzah!

Martin: Welcome friend! Take out your felt-tripped pens for our daily crossword puzzle affirmation! One across... five letter word for prison or Gumby's horse.
Homer: I used to think Martin was a wiener, but that kid is a winner! Boy why don't to do anything like that?
Bart: Wuh?!
Lisa: And he gets excused from the school while he's filming! How does that sound, Bart?
Bart: Urgh! Irony, you win again!