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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Milhouse!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Milhouse!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Huh?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Huh?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I said, are you thinking what I'm thinking? We need to catch a monster!
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{{qf|Bart}} I said, are you thinking what I'm thinking? We need to catch a monster!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Where are we gonna find a monster in Springfield?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Where are we gonna find a monster in Springfield?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I dunno, but there are hideous creatures everywhere.
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{{qf|Bart}} I dunno, but there are hideous creatures everywhere.
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You're right. Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
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{{qf|Bart}} You're right. Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' That's what I said!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} That's what I said!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' So, If we can't hunt down a creature... why don't we make one up? C'mon, we know half the stuff on the show is fake.
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{{qf|Bart}} So, If we can't hunt down a creature... why don't we make one up? C'mon, we know half the stuff on the show is fake.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Half the stuff on "Monster Safari" is fake?!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Half the stuff on "Monster Safari" is fake?!
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Remember, you're paying to dry clean Nana van Houten's fur coat!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Remember, you're paying to dry clean Nana van Houten's fur coat!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No problemo, we're gonna be rich and famous after we're on TV.
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{{qf|Bart}} No problemo, we're gonna be rich and famous after we're on TV.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' You really think so?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} You really think so?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I know it! You'll be able to buy Nana a truckload of dead animal coats!
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{{qf|Bart}} I know it! You'll be able to buy Nana a truckload of dead animal coats!
 
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw?
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw?
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States!
:'''[[Jasper]]:''' I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!
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{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!
 
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!'
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!'
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Why do I ever lsiten to you?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Why do I ever lsiten to you?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Don't say that. It almost worked!
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{{qf|Bart}} Don't say that. It almost worked!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' These two pranksters wanted so badly to be on TV that they stopped to scaring senior citzens! Well, boys, you got your wish you're on TV!
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} These two pranksters wanted so badly to be on TV that they stopped to scaring senior citzens! Well, boys, you got your wish you're on TV!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the dry cleaning bill for Nana's fur coat.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the dry cleaning bill for Nana's fur coat.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' D'oh!
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{{qf|Bart}} D'oh!

Revision as of 11:38, May 13, 2021



Bart: Milhouse!
Milhouse Van Houten: Huh?
Bart: I said, are you thinking what I'm thinking? We need to catch a monster!
Milhouse: Where are we gonna find a monster in Springfield?
Bart: I dunno, but there are hideous creatures everywhere.

Milhouse: Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
Bart: You're right. Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
Milhouse: That's what I said!
Bart: So, If we can't hunt down a creature... why don't we make one up? C'mon, we know half the stuff on the show is fake.
Milhouse: Half the stuff on "Monster Safari" is fake?!

Milhouse: Remember, you're paying to dry clean Nana van Houten's fur coat!
Bart: No problemo, we're gonna be rich and famous after we're on TV.
Milhouse: You really think so?
Bart: I know it! You'll be able to buy Nana a truckload of dead animal coats!

Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw?
Grampa: As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States!
Jasper Beardsley: I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!

Kent Brockman: And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!'
Milhouse: Why do I ever lsiten to you?
Bart: Don't say that. It almost worked!
Kent Brockman: These two pranksters wanted so badly to be on TV that they stopped to scaring senior citzens! Well, boys, you got your wish you're on TV!
Milhouse: Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the dry cleaning bill for Nana's fur coat.
Bart: D'oh!