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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Sideshow Bob! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} We have to stop him, Milhouse. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} "We"? It's you he wants to kill. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But as Bartman and Houesboy, we're an inseparable crimefithing duo willing to die for one another. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I... I... I... guess. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What's the matter, son? You're not eating you cereal. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Why go on eating when, at any moment, my too-short life wil end at the hands of a maniac clown? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No sense in wasting this. Yoink! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I may have solved your problem, Bart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You mean a way to remove the death sentence hanging over me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} No, but I have a list of people who could be Sideshow Bob in disguise. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Myum! Myush! Smack! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} As I suspected! You're no homeless wretch! | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{ap|Stinky|The Many Faces of Bob}}}} Huh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I know how you are! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Stinky}} No! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You can't hide from me. Your shame follows wherever you go! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Stinky}} Can I never escape my past? I created new coke! It was me! I had the hubris to tamper with the world's most popular soft drink and paid the price! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh my gosh, Bart. We've forced a man to re-visit the worst moments of his life. What a horrible mistake. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah. Three hours in make-up down the tubes. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Hello? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Is this Mrs. Edna Krabappel? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Edna}} Yes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I have some bad news for you. Your Uncle Fletcher has passed on. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Edna}} I don't remember having an Uncle Fletcher. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, he remembered you to the tune of one million dollars! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Edna}} Wha--? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But you only have one hour to get to the reading of his will at the North Haverbrook Courthouse. Mrs. Krabappel? Hello? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Find out what the music is, Bart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What good is that going to do? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What whould Bob listen to? IF it's anything from heavy classical to lifht opera then the sub could be our man. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Gotcha, sis! Ewwww... Enya. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} [ICK!] No what that's Bob! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Forget what you've seen in movies, Bart. It has to be Mrs. Wellbourne. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But we can't get close enoguh to the house. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You're afraid of poddles? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Frekishly big poddles, yes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Then we'll just have to watch from here. We'll watch in shifts. I'll be back after dinner. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Don't be later. I'm missing a lot of television. | |
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Revision as of 09:54, May 13, 2021
- Milhouse Van Houten: Sideshow Bob!
- Bart: We have to stop him, Milhouse.
- Milhouse: "We"? It's you he wants to kill.
- Bart: But as Bartman and Houesboy, we're an inseparable crimefithing duo willing to die for one another.
- Milhouse: I... I... I... guess.
- Homer: What's the matter, son? You're not eating you cereal.
- Bart: Why go on eating when, at any moment, my too-short life wil end at the hands of a maniac clown?
- Homer: No sense in wasting this. Yoink!
- Lisa: I may have solved your problem, Bart.
- Bart: You mean a way to remove the death sentence hanging over me?
- Lisa: No, but I have a list of people who could be Sideshow Bob in disguise.
- Homer: Myum! Myush! Smack!
- Bart: As I suspected! You're no homeless wretch!
- Stinky: Huh?
- Bart: I know how you are!
- Stinky: No!
- Bart: You can't hide from me. Your shame follows wherever you go!
- Stinky: Can I never escape my past? I created new coke! It was me! I had the hubris to tamper with the world's most popular soft drink and paid the price!
- Lisa: Oh my gosh, Bart. We've forced a man to re-visit the worst moments of his life. What a horrible mistake.
- Bart: Yeah. Three hours in make-up down the tubes.
- Edna Krabappel: Hello?
- Bart: Is this Mrs. Edna Krabappel?
- Edna: Yes.
- Bart: I have some bad news for you. Your Uncle Fletcher has passed on.
- Edna: I don't remember having an Uncle Fletcher.
- Bart: Well, he remembered you to the tune of one million dollars!
- Edna: Wha--?
- Bart: But you only have one hour to get to the reading of his will at the North Haverbrook Courthouse. Mrs. Krabappel? Hello?
- Lisa: Find out what the music is, Bart.
- Bart: What good is that going to do?
- Lisa: What whould Bob listen to? IF it's anything from heavy classical to lifht opera then the sub could be our man.
- Bart: Gotcha, sis! Ewwww... Enya.
- Lisa: [ICK!] No what that's Bob!
- Lisa: Forget what you've seen in movies, Bart. It has to be Mrs. Wellbourne.
- Bart: But we can't get close enoguh to the house.
- Lisa: You're afraid of poddles?
- Bart: Frekishly big poddles, yes.
- Lisa: Then we'll just have to watch from here. We'll watch in shifts. I'll be back after dinner.
- Bart: Don't be later. I'm missing a lot of television.
