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== Inter-State Debacle ==
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{{THT|After the user logs in on February 27th:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Springfield has been kicked out of the state! I know from experience you can get kicked out of baseball games, movie theaters, and insane asylums. But this?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I'm so mad. I'm going to give Governor Mary Bailey a piece of my mind. Specifically, this piece that just popped out.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah. We should all give Governor Mary Whatever a piece of our minds! Moe, hand me that icepick.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Or... we could try just speaking to our elected public representative.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Is that because he's bored or because of the icepick?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You know what, I'm just gonna build a house so she can pop out and I can say this directly to her.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Place a Brown House|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Like me twenty-eight days last month, that didn't work.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|It seems your plan was foiled! Oh, it feels quite nice being on the other side of that sentence.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe we should build a Mystery Box?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Quiet, Lisa! You're interrupting my brilliant idea – let's build a Mystery Box!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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== State of Mine ==
=== State of Mine Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After completing Inter-State Debacle:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, time to build this Mystery Box and reveal Governor Bailey. All we need are my tools.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Flanders, can I borrow some tools?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Okely dokely! But this time could you not return them covered in maple syrup?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Got it - don't return them.}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|Did I hear that Governor Mary Bailey is gonna come for a visit?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That's the plan! The poorly-thought-out plan!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|I must prep the pasta. It's the state dish. It's on our quarter. Along with Mount Rushless and the Disappointing Canyon.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ok. I'll make a portal of endless possibilities and you'll prep pasta. Both equally difficult and necessary tasks.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Struggle to Build a Mystery Box (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Collect State Pasta [x300]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|Where am I? What happened?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|You're in Springfield, Governor Bailey.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|That would explain the smell.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|I demand you send me back this instant. I was about to smash a champagne bottle on a boat.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You mean to christen it?}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|Uh... sure.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|No way! You kicked Springfield out and now we're demanding you kick us back in.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== State of Mine Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing State of Mine Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You've left me no other choice, because this is the only choice I came with.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I challenge you to a pork chop eating contest!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|If I win, you take back Springfield. The city once voted 'Not Worth Haunting' by Ghost Monthly.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|Surely this can't be legal. I'm calling the authorities.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, ma'am, Springfield law is clear. A kidnapped governor cannot turn down an eating contest.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Huh, also, according to this statute, ducks can vote.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You're toast, Bailey. Nobody can beat Homer at eating food.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah? Well I eat food for breakfast! ...That sounded better in my head.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Have an Eating Contest (4h, Moe's Tavern)<br>'''Task:''' Collect State Pasta [x250]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|My heart! Can't. Eat. More. Or talk. In complete. Sentences.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|You never stood a chance – they don't call it pork barrel politics for nothing.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== State of Mine Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After completing State of Mine Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I wish I didn't have to say this so often, but I'm sorry my husband threw up in your purse.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, I can't wait until this wretched town isn't a part of our beautiful state. With its unique name and easily identifiable shape.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You know Springfield really is a wonderful place. Let us show you! We have a great... um, I'm sure I'll know it when I see it.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Very well. I've got nothing better to do.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Make a Case for Springfield (4h, Springfield Tire Fire or Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Collect State Pasta [x350]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|What did you think?}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|It sure was... something. I just have a few questions.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|Why are there two theme parks? Does that giant escalator go nowhere? And are those captive whales?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Let me answer those questions with another question. Who wants ice cream?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== State of Mine Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After completing State of Mine Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Time to play hardball, Bailey. But not too hard, because of my osteoporosis.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I've called on all the criminal masterminds of Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|And I'm the only one who was available on such short notice.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You imbecile! You don't need to tell her that!}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> This is why Springfield is rated first in Dumbest Criminals.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And first in Unexplained Bird Deaths!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I'll bury you in lawsuits, Bailey!}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|And I keyed your car... assuming your license plate says BURNS4U.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mr. Burns Use Blackmail to Solve Problems (8h, Control Building)<br>'''Task:''' Make Snake Use Violence to Solve Problems (8h, Control Building)<br>'''Task:''' Collect State Pasta [x400]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|I'm going to let Springfield stay. And I'm going to petition to change the state name to Springfield State!}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|What changed your mind? Was it the threats of violence?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Or the bribery?}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|Or all the pasta I've collected?}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|No, it was none of those things. It was the bribery!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|That was one of those things.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== State of Mine Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After completing State of Mine Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I'm tired of all these jamokes and their plans that don't work. Bailey meet Bat-ley. Bat-ley meet Shin-Boney.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|You can put that bat away. Your friends already changed my mind.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Without violence? Is that even possible?}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|I have to say, you Springfielders sure are passionate about your town. With its many under performing schools and All-You-Can-Eat Pharmacies.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|I'm heading back to change the name of this state to Springfield State!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|You can't go now! I still haven't collected all the pasta! Why am I even doing this?!?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No one knows.}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|So I can stop?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't say that.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Celebrate [x3] (8h, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Collect State Pasta [x350]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Governor Bailey? What are you doing back?}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|It's just Mary Bailey now. Unfortunately, I was impeached for trying to rename the state. And for taking a lot of bribes.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|No, I meant what are you doing in my refrigerator?}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, the Mystery Box I came in is now home to a litter of kittens, so I needed to choose another box.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Well we're happy to have you.}}
{{Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon}}
{{TB|I figured now that I'm a disgraced political figure, I'd fit right in here in Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Right you are!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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