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== There Goes My Heroes ==
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{{THT|After the user logs in on March 17th:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The bucket is in position. When Skinner opens that door, he'll be covered in shrimp.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Abort! Abort! The bullies are in his office and they're walking out first!}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>bucket drops<nowiki>*</nowiki> What the SHRIMPPP?!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|I'm allergic!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Craw-Craw! Your bald head is swelling up!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Crevette in a net...this prank has Bart Simpson's name all over it.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Quick! Steal those nerds' bikes!}}
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
{{TB|Our bicycles!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Oh man, I can't out-skate bullies on bikes!}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|There he is on his skateboard!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|You're going to pay for this, Simpson!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'll just duck into this sketchy dive bar and hide.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>enters<nowiki>*</nowiki> AHHH! REAL BIKERS!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Well, lookie here. Seems like we got some fresh meat, fellas.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|What do you think, Meathook? Should we show this kid our idea of "hospitality"?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Why did you air-quote hospitality? Are you gonna kill me and send my body to the hospital?!}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Kill you? No, no! We don't kill people anymore. We're the Spiro's Heroes. I'm Spiro. This here is Meathook, that's Ramrod, and back at the pool table there is Porkchop.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mmmmm...porkchops...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Homer? What are you doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Moe's got shut down again. Something to do with not having a liquor license for thirty years. Anyway, don't mind me — carry on.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Look kid, we need young recruits like you, so do you want to join our gang or what?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> You'd let me join your badass biker gang?}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|You still gotta go through the initiation, but we'll let you skip the written test.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Unfair! You made me take the written test!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|And you got a 0 out of 100...and it was multiple choice...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>annoyed grunt<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bart Get Initiated (6s, Kwik-E-Mart or Homes)<br>If the user has Meathook: '''Task: '''Make Meathook Sew the Patch on Bart's Gang Jacket (6s, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)<br>If the user has Ramrod: '''Task: '''Make Ramrod Prepare Bart a Virgin Daiquiri (6s, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, all done.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, Bart, for cleaning the graffiti off of the Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Initiation complete. Welcome to the Spiro's Heroes.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|How is cleaning graffiti off a wall an initiation? I thought you guys were hardcore bikers.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, we're hardcore alright. Hardcore about making a difference!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, we used to just ride our hogs around and chain-whip people for fun. Now we ride our hogs around and chain-whip our community into shape.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, that's too bad... I thought if I joined the gang, then you guys would help me terrorize the bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm...if we help you, can we chain-whip them?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I was thinking more like some mild intimidating with a couple of pranks sprinkled in.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|It's a deal! Let's wreak havoc on those bullies!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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== Springfield Turf Wars ==
=== Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After completing There Goes My Heroes:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|There he is! Bart's walking into that dive bar!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|I've been waiting all afternoon for this. Excuse me, is your toilet bowl regulation size?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, we want to make sure the opening will fit the head of an average boy.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, I assume these are the bullies we're about to give a world of pain.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, Bart, you're friends with these biker dudes?!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Oh no, he's not our friend — he's part of our gang.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|You're in a biker gang now?! This changes everything. Sidebar!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Sidebar!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Guys, now that Bart is a real gang member, we should recruit him to join our band of bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|So we can't give him a swirly?}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Not today. Having a real gang member join us would lend some much-needed legitimacy to our operation, and potentially cut down on attacks by the older scary high school bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|I hate those guys!}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|So we all agree...sidebar over!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Sidebar over!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, we have a proposal: join our bully gang and we'll make you Springfield Elementary royalty.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Instead of you being a swirlee, you'll get to be the swirler.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|We'll even hunt down Milhouse if you want him to be your first victim.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, this is all very intriguing. Do you guys have a cool hangout like Spiro's?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Prepare to have your mind blown. Follow me to the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Man, new recruits are so unreliable. The moment you initiate 'em, every gang in town tries to poach 'em.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Gas Cans [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Go See the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard (4h, Springfield Cemetery, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Muntz House or Homes)<br>If the user has Nelson: '''Task: '''Make Nelson Show Bart the Empty Swimming Pool (4h, Springfield Cemetery, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Muntz House or Homes)<br>If the user has Jimbo: '''Task: '''Make Jimbo Carve Bart's Name in the Diving Board (4h, Springfield Cemetery, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Muntz House or Homes)<br>If the user has Dolph: '''Task: '''Make Dolph Clean the Necklace of Unknown Retainers (4h, Springfield Cemetery, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Muntz House or Homes)<br>If the user has Kearney: '''Task: '''Make Kearney Pick Up His Kid From School (4h, Springfield Cemetery, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Muntz House or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Our old hangout was under the football bleachers, but it got turned into a mass vaccination site.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I dig the archway built out of beach cruisers. Nice touch.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|So...? Will you become a bully?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I think I'm gonna stick with Spiro's Heroes.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Come on! What does Spiro's have that the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard doesn't?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Well, for one: they have a roof, WiFi, and soda direct from the tap...}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|We can't compete with solid WiFi!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Look, we can still form a partnership. How about we have a truce? You guys promise to leave me alone, and as a member of Spiro's Heroes I can guarantee your protection.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Sidebar!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|I think this is a good deal for us. That biker gang can help us scare off the older bullies when they try to mess with us.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Agreed.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Agreed.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Sidebar over!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, Bart. We agree to your terms.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Spitshake?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>spits in his hand<nowiki>*</nowiki> Pleasure doing business.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Do you have any hand sanitizer by chance? Can't be too careful these days.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|I want to punch you so bad right now...but I can't.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|See? The partnership's already working.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, do we have to go to Kirk and Luann's game night?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, you're already here. And we're about to start playing Occupiers of Anatolia!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, sounds complicated.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Okay everyone, flip your occupier cards to see who goes first!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, before we start, one quick question: can I build unlimited aqueducts or only one at a time?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|As many as you want.}}
{{Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|What if I want to trade my occupier card when it's not my turn?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|You just wait until it is your turn.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|If I roll a double-three, do I get sent to the cistern or do I send someone else to the cistern?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Depends if you have two or more barley bundles.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, this board game hasn't even started and it already sucks! I wish I could be doing fun biker gang stuff like Bart.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|What biker gang stuff?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart joined a biker gang. You know, the one over at Spiro's Bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|WHAAAT?!}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, those Spiro's Heroes don't mess around. One time I accidentally grabbed Ramrod's latte at a coffee shop and he chain-whipped my laptop in half.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Man, I wish I had a motorcycle so I could be in a cool gang...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a second, I do have a motorcycle! And it's a vintage 1955 Harley-Davidson! I won it at a '50s dance competition at a diner!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I remember that now...that must have been at least 20 seasons ago.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Gas Cans [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Gas Up the Hog (4h, Simpson House or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Marge Demand Homer Wear His Helmet (4h, Simpson House or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Remind Homer How the Throttle Works (4h, Simpson House or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, I really think this is a bad idea. Don't you remember what happened the last time you got on a motorcycle?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That's because of what happened the last time you got on a motorcycle!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But don't you remember my bucket list? Number one: eat a bucket of fried chicken. Number two: eat another bucket of fried chicken!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|And number three...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Eat a bucket of fried chicken as a member of a biker gang!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|But Homer—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hold on Marge. <nowiki>*</nowiki>dials<nowiki>*</nowiki> Can I order three buckets of fried chicken for delivery? Yes, of course I want all the sides!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After completing Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|We're glad you decided to stick with Spiro's Heroes, Bart. With you on board, we can really make a difference in this town.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, but we're also gonna be doing badass biker gang stuff, right? I mean, there has to be a nearby music festival we can ride through and terrorize.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Look Bart, we know you're not old enough to ride a hog, so instead we got you a Spiro's Heroes leather jacket and an electric bike.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, the license plate says "El Barto".}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|It sure does.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|So this is the inner circle of Spiro's Heroes, huh? The gang that thinks they can operate on our turf?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Uh oh. I know this guy. He's one of the most notorious gang members in greater Springfield. One time he chased the bullies and me all over town.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you ran FROM the bullies, not WITH them.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I've lived many lives, Ramrod. Many lives.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|Your friend Bart is right. I'm the leader of The Purple Nurples gang.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You do realize that Spiro's Heroes is a gang that does good? So...we don't really have beef with you.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|We Purple Nurples are the same way. We defend those who receive purple nurples.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, that was a little too long to fit on the back of our jackets, so we had to shorten it.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|This town only has room for one group of defenders against wet willies, swirlies, and purple nurples!}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Gang fight!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Gas Cans [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Defend Turf With His Slingshot (4h, Spiro's, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)<br>If the user has Wilbur Nurple: '''Task: '''Make Wilbur Nurple Call for Purple Nurple Backup (4h, Spiro's, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)<br>If the user has Meathook: '''Task: '''Make Meathook Give Wilbur Nurple a Purple Nurple (4h, Spiro's, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)<br>If the user has Ramrod: '''Task: '''Make Ramrod Watch the Flank (4h, Spiro's, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|That's enough! Can't we all just come together and work out our issues in a more civilized fashion?}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|You're right. Let's settle this not like the gang members we are, but like the gang members we aspire to be.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Then there's only one way to resolve this conflict: The Ball of Death.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After completing Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|The only thing you have to know about the Ball of Death is this: two men enter, and only one man doesn't die.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Did someone say "man"?!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, what are you doing here? We're kinda in the middle of a turf war.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm here to join the Spiro's Heroes. I know I didn't pass the written test, but I found my old motorcycle, so they've got to let me in now.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Just because you have a bike doesn't make you one of us.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Now, who is representing the Purple Nurples in the Ball of Death?}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|I will represent The Purple Nurples. And who is your champion?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I would do it, but my arthritic knee's been acting up.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, I don't want to take all the glory, ya know after all the glory I've taken recently with other stuff. So I'll let somebody else take this round of Ball of Death.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Porkchop, you in? Really? You won't even do it?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, what is this Ball of Death I keep hearing about? It's not dangerous, is it?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, no. You don't want to—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Everyone! As my initiation into the gang, I offer myself as your champion!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Gas Cans [x100]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Defy Death in the Ball of Death (4h, Ball of Death, Spiro's, Circle of Death, Poppa Wheelie's or Homes)<br>If the user has Wilbur Nurple: '''Task: '''Make Wilbur Nurple Defy Death in the Ball of Death (4h, Ball of Death, Spiro's, Circle of Death, Poppa Wheelie's or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Reluctantly Cheer On Homer (4h, Ball of Death, Spiro's, Circle of Death, Poppa Wheelie's or Homes)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After completing Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Homer! Don't forget to accelerate when you get to the top of the Ball of Death!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, yeah, yeah. How hard can it be? <nowiki>*</nowiki>accelerates<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|First one who doesn't die wins. <nowiki>*</nowiki>accelerates<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ow!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No-no-no-no-no!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ahhhh!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I think I'm really getting the hang of this!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Gas Cans [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Eat it Hard (4h, Ball of Death, Spiro's, Circle of Death, Poppa Wheelie's or Homes)<br>If the user has Wilbur Nurple: '''Task: '''Make Wilbur Nurple Prevail (4h, Ball of Death, Spiro's, Circle of Death, Poppa Wheelie's or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Am I the champion?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah. You're the champion, Dad.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No, I was being sarcastic...you lost and you're seriously injured.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh... Yup. I'm starting to feel things...painful things. <nowiki>*</nowiki>moans<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|Now that I've won, I better not see any Spiro's Heroes around these parts cleaning up graffiti or protecting nerds from bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|With our turf gone, how are we going to make a difference in our community?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|We could just go back to being badass bikers whose sole purpose is boozing, roughhousing, and more boozing.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, why'd we ever give that up?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Let's ride through Springfield and rough up all who get in our way!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|No! Don't chain-whip my comics! You just destroyed an original Cyberella!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|This is just like when the necronauts overran the city and Cyberella had to rally the citizens against them!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|No! You're defiling my love-tester machine! How am I supposed to test my love now?!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, hey Meathook. Are you here to help remove some new graffiti on my wall?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|What are you doing? You've chain-whipped all of aisles one, two, and three! And I only have three aisles!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ah man, right when I get seriously injured, they start doing all the fun biker gang stuff...}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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== Where the Blubber Meets the Road ==
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{{THT|After completing Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, when they take this full body cast off of me, we're hitting the road on my hog and never looking back.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Absolutely not. You're never driving a motorcycle ever again!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Who said I'd be the one driving?!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>annoyed grumble<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, Bart, one day that beautiful hog will be passed down to you just as my grandfather gave it to my father, and my father gave it to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you won the motorcycle in a dance contest at Greaser's Café?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I did. I sure did...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Is something wrong with his brain?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Not any more than usual. <nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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== There Goes My Heroes ==
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{{THT|After the user logs in on March 17th:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The bucket is in position. When Skinner opens that door, he'll be covered in shrimp.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Abort! Abort! The bullies are in his office and they're walking out first!}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>bucket drops<nowiki>*</nowiki> What the SHRIMPPP?!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|I'm allergic!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Craw-Craw! Your bald head is swelling up!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Crevette in a net...this prank has Bart Simpson's name all over it.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Quick! Steal those nerds' bikes!}}
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
{{TB|Our bicycles!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Oh man, I can't out-skate bullies on bikes!}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|There he is on his skateboard!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|You're going to pay for this, Simpson!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'll just duck into this sketchy dive bar and hide.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>enters<nowiki>*</nowiki> AHHH! REAL BIKERS!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Well, lookie here. Seems like we got some fresh meat, fellas.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|What do you think, Meathook? Should we show this kid our idea of "hospitality"?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Why did you air-quote hospitality? Are you gonna kill me and send my body to the hospital?!}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Kill you? No, no! We don't kill people anymore. We're the Spiro's Heroes. I'm Spiro. This here is Meathook, that's Ramrod, and back at the pool table there is Porkchop.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mmmmm...porkchops...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Homer? What are you doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Moe's got shut down again. Something to do with not having a liquor license for thirty years. Anyway, don't mind me — carry on.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Look kid, we need young recruits like you, so do you want to join our gang or what?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> You'd let me join your badass biker gang?}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|You still gotta go through the initiation, but we'll let you skip the written test.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Unfair! You made me take the written test!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|And you got a 0 out of 100...and it was multiple choice...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>annoyed grunt<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bart Get Initiated (6s, Kwik-E-Mart or Homes)<br>If the user has Meathook: '''Task: '''Make Meathook Sew the Patch on Bart's Gang Jacket (6s, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)<br>If the user has Ramrod: '''Task: '''Make Ramrod Prepare Bart a Virgin Daiquiri (6s, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, all done.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, Bart, for cleaning the graffiti off of the Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Initiation complete. Welcome to the Spiro's Heroes.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|How is cleaning graffiti off a wall an initiation? I thought you guys were hardcore bikers.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, we're hardcore alright. Hardcore about making a difference!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, we used to just ride our hogs around and chain-whip people for fun. Now we ride our hogs around and chain-whip our community into shape.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, that's too bad... I thought if I joined the gang, then you guys would help me terrorize the bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm...if we help you, can we chain-whip them?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I was thinking more like some mild intimidating with a couple of pranks sprinkled in.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|It's a deal! Let's wreak havoc on those bullies!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
== Springfield Turf Wars ==
=== Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing There Goes My Heroes:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|There he is! Bart's walking into that dive bar!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|I've been waiting all afternoon for this. Excuse me, is your toilet bowl regulation size?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, we want to make sure the opening will fit the head of an average boy.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, I assume these are the bullies we're about to give a world of pain.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, Bart, you're friends with these biker dudes?!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Oh no, he's not our friend — he's part of our gang.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|You're in a biker gang now?! This changes everything. Sidebar!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Sidebar!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Guys, now that Bart is a real gang member, we should recruit him to join our band of bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|So we can't give him a swirly?}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Not today. Having a real gang member join us would lend some much-needed legitimacy to our operation, and potentially cut down on attacks by the older scary high school bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|I hate those guys!}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|So we all agree...sidebar over!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Sidebar over!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, we have a proposal: join our bully gang and we'll make you Springfield Elementary royalty.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Instead of you being a swirlee, you'll get to be the swirler.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|We'll even hunt down Milhouse if you want him to be your first victim.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, this is all very intriguing. Do you guys have a cool hangout like Spiro's?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Prepare to have your mind blown. Follow me to the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Man, new recruits are so unreliable. The moment you initiate 'em, every gang in town tries to poach 'em.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Gas Cans [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Go See the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard (4h, Springfield Cemetery, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Muntz House or Homes)<br>If the user has Nelson: '''Task: '''Make Nelson Show Bart the Empty Swimming Pool (4h, Springfield Cemetery, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Muntz House or Homes)<br>If the user has Jimbo: '''Task: '''Make Jimbo Carve Bart's Name in the Diving Board (4h, Springfield Cemetery, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Muntz House or Homes)<br>If the user has Dolph: '''Task: '''Make Dolph Clean the Necklace of Unknown Retainers (4h, Springfield Cemetery, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Muntz House or Homes)<br>If the user has Kearney: '''Task: '''Make Kearney Pick Up His Kid From School (4h, Springfield Cemetery, Fogbury Cemetery, Frontier Cemetery, Pet Cemetery, Cemetery Plot, Muntz House or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Our old hangout was under the football bleachers, but it got turned into a mass vaccination site.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I dig the archway built out of beach cruisers. Nice touch.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|So...? Will you become a bully?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I think I'm gonna stick with Spiro's Heroes.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Come on! What does Spiro's have that the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard doesn't?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Well, for one: they have a roof, WiFi, and soda direct from the tap...}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|We can't compete with solid WiFi!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Look, we can still form a partnership. How about we have a truce? You guys promise to leave me alone, and as a member of Spiro's Heroes I can guarantee your protection.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Sidebar!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|I think this is a good deal for us. That biker gang can help us scare off the older bullies when they try to mess with us.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Agreed.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Agreed.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Sidebar over!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, Bart. We agree to your terms.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Spitshake?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>spits in his hand<nowiki>*</nowiki> Pleasure doing business.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Do you have any hand sanitizer by chance? Can't be too careful these days.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|I want to punch you so bad right now...but I can't.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|See? The partnership's already working.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, do we have to go to Kirk and Luann's game night?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, you're already here. And we're about to start playing Occupiers of Anatolia!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, sounds complicated.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Okay everyone, flip your occupier cards to see who goes first!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, before we start, one quick question: can I build unlimited aqueducts or only one at a time?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|As many as you want.}}
{{Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|What if I want to trade my occupier card when it's not my turn?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|You just wait until it is your turn.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|If I roll a double-three, do I get sent to the cistern or do I send someone else to the cistern?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Depends if you have two or more barley bundles.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, this board game hasn't even started and it already sucks! I wish I could be doing fun biker gang stuff like Bart.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|What biker gang stuff?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart joined a biker gang. You know, the one over at Spiro's Bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|WHAAAT?!}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, those Spiro's Heroes don't mess around. One time I accidentally grabbed Ramrod's latte at a coffee shop and he chain-whipped my laptop in half.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Man, I wish I had a motorcycle so I could be in a cool gang...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a second, I do have a motorcycle! And it's a vintage 1955 Harley-Davidson! I won it at a '50s dance competition at a diner!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I remember that now...that must have been at least 20 seasons ago.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Gas Cans [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Gas Up the Hog (4h, Simpson House or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Marge Demand Homer Wear His Helmet (4h, Simpson House or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Remind Homer How the Throttle Works (4h, Simpson House or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, I really think this is a bad idea. Don't you remember what happened the last time you got on a motorcycle?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That's because of what happened the last time you got on a motorcycle!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But don't you remember my bucket list? Number one: eat a bucket of fried chicken. Number two: eat another bucket of fried chicken!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|And number three...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Eat a bucket of fried chicken as a member of a biker gang!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|But Homer—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hold on Marge. <nowiki>*</nowiki>dials<nowiki>*</nowiki> Can I order three buckets of fried chicken for delivery? Yes, of course I want all the sides!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|We're glad you decided to stick with Spiro's Heroes, Bart. With you on board, we can really make a difference in this town.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, but we're also gonna be doing badass biker gang stuff, right? I mean, there has to be a nearby music festival we can ride through and terrorize.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Look Bart, we know you're not old enough to ride a hog, so instead we got you a Spiro's Heroes leather jacket and an electric bike.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, the license plate says "El Barto".}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|It sure does.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|So this is the inner circle of Spiro's Heroes, huh? The gang that thinks they can operate on our turf?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Uh oh. I know this guy. He's one of the most notorious gang members in greater Springfield. One time he chased the bullies and me all over town.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you ran FROM the bullies, not WITH them.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I've lived many lives, Ramrod. Many lives.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|Your friend Bart is right. I'm the leader of The Purple Nurples gang.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You do realize that Spiro's Heroes is a gang that does good? So...we don't really have beef with you.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|We Purple Nurples are the same way. We defend those who receive purple nurples.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, that was a little too long to fit on the back of our jackets, so we had to shorten it.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|This town only has room for one group of defenders against wet willies, swirlies, and purple nurples!}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Gang fight!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Gas Cans [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Defend Turf With His Slingshot (4h, Spiro's, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)<br>If the user has Wilbur Nurple: '''Task: '''Make Wilbur Nurple Call for Purple Nurple Backup (4h, Spiro's, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)<br>If the user has Meathook: '''Task: '''Make Meathook Give Wilbur Nurple a Purple Nurple (4h, Spiro's, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)<br>If the user has Ramrod: '''Task: '''Make Ramrod Watch the Flank (4h, Spiro's, Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|That's enough! Can't we all just come together and work out our issues in a more civilized fashion?}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|You're right. Let's settle this not like the gang members we are, but like the gang members we aspire to be.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Then there's only one way to resolve this conflict: The Ball of Death.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|The only thing you have to know about the Ball of Death is this: two men enter, and only one man doesn't die.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Did someone say "man"?!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, what are you doing here? We're kinda in the middle of a turf war.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm here to join the Spiro's Heroes. I know I didn't pass the written test, but I found my old motorcycle, so they've got to let me in now.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Just because you have a bike doesn't make you one of us.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Now, who is representing the Purple Nurples in the Ball of Death?}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|I will represent The Purple Nurples. And who is your champion?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I would do it, but my arthritic knee's been acting up.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, I don't want to take all the glory, ya know after all the glory I've taken recently with other stuff. So I'll let somebody else take this round of Ball of Death.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Porkchop, you in? Really? You won't even do it?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, what is this Ball of Death I keep hearing about? It's not dangerous, is it?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, no. You don't want to—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Everyone! As my initiation into the gang, I offer myself as your champion!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Gas Cans [x100]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Defy Death in the Ball of Death (4h, Ball of Death, Spiro's, Circle of Death, Poppa Wheelie's or Homes)<br>If the user has Wilbur Nurple: '''Task: '''Make Wilbur Nurple Defy Death in the Ball of Death (4h, Ball of Death, Spiro's, Circle of Death, Poppa Wheelie's or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Reluctantly Cheer On Homer (4h, Ball of Death, Spiro's, Circle of Death, Poppa Wheelie's or Homes)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Homer! Don't forget to accelerate when you get to the top of the Ball of Death!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, yeah, yeah. How hard can it be? <nowiki>*</nowiki>accelerates<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|First one who doesn't die wins. <nowiki>*</nowiki>accelerates<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ow!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No-no-no-no-no!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ahhhh!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I think I'm really getting the hang of this!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Gas Cans [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Eat it Hard (4h, Ball of Death, Spiro's, Circle of Death, Poppa Wheelie's or Homes)<br>If the user has Wilbur Nurple: '''Task: '''Make Wilbur Nurple Prevail (4h, Ball of Death, Spiro's, Circle of Death, Poppa Wheelie's or Homes)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Am I the champion?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah. You're the champion, Dad.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No, I was being sarcastic...you lost and you're seriously injured.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh... Yup. I'm starting to feel things...painful things. <nowiki>*</nowiki>moans<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|Now that I've won, I better not see any Spiro's Heroes around these parts cleaning up graffiti or protecting nerds from bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|With our turf gone, how are we going to make a difference in our community?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|We could just go back to being badass bikers whose sole purpose is boozing, roughhousing, and more boozing.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, why'd we ever give that up?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Let's ride through Springfield and rough up all who get in our way!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|No! Don't chain-whip my comics! You just destroyed an original Cyberella!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|This is just like when the necronauts overran the city and Cyberella had to rally the citizens against them!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|No! You're defiling my love-tester machine! How am I supposed to test my love now?!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, hey Meathook. Are you here to help remove some new graffiti on my wall?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|What are you doing? You've chain-whipped all of aisles one, two, and three! And I only have three aisles!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ah man, right when I get seriously injured, they start doing all the fun biker gang stuff...}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
== Where the Blubber Meets the Road ==
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, when they take this full body cast off of me, we're hitting the road on my hog and never looking back.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Absolutely not. You're never driving a motorcycle ever again!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Who said I'd be the one driving?!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>annoyed grumble<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, Bart, one day that beautiful hog will be passed down to you just as my grandfather gave it to my father, and my father gave it to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you won the motorcycle in a dance contest at Greaser's Café?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I did. I sure did...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Is something wrong with his brain?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Not any more than usual. <nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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