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== Frinkenstein's Baby Monster ==
=== Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Scientifically speaking, which is how I always speak, there's no logical explanation for me talking to a baby version of myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Then logically, there must be an illogical explanation.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Your logic is ironclad... and I only wish your diaper were as well. We must run a series of experiments with the switches and the beakers and the kaboom in the face.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|...Thereby determining whether you're my spawn, a clone, a robot, or one of the thirty-seven other illogical possibilities.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Plus, it'll be fun!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Affirmative.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Baby Frink Play Tiny Mad Tinkerer (4h, Frink's House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|There's only one logical illogical explanation. I've gone back in time to when I was just a young bloygler!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I was afraid of that. And also of monsters under my crib. Whatever we do, we must prevent me from doing or touching anything that might disrupt the space-time--}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, yes, the space-time continuum, everybody knows about that! Just shut up and start not disrupting it.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Baby Frink Try Not to Change Timelines (12h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Oh no, we've made a terrible mistake! It was YOU who went back in time, not me! So YOU were supposed to not disrupt the space-time continuum!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Oh Gloyd! If I disrupted anything, anything at all, then I don't exist anymore!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon}}
{{TB|True. But since you do exist... hello?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Hello?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, he probably just went to the store to get me some baby food, because if I starve to death then he won't ever exist.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Hello?}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Baby Frink Ponder the Unknowable (1h, Frink's House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}
== Moe's Express Lemonade Gil Offer ==
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{{THT|After tapping on Gil's Moe's Express Lemonade mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|So there ol' Gil was, lunching on perfectly good avocado peels behind Taco Bell, when all of a sudden... BLAZAMMO!}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|The Youthenizer goes off, and I notice it's baby-ized my dear friends Barney and Moe.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Never hearda ya.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|So what'd'ya say, won't you adopt some poor helpless babies and save them from the unrelenting horror of being raised by me?}}
{{THT|[[File:Moe's Express Lemonade Gil Deal.png|300px]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|On offer accepted:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|Yes! You'll give these innocent children the shot ol' Gil never had.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|Curse you, Mom and Dad! Why didn't you teach me to sell timeshares sooner?}}
{{THT|On offer declined:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|No! Don't leave these kids with me! Now I've got two more mouths to feed!}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|Three if you count my baby panda, but he only eats five or ten sacks of bamboo a day. And it better be imported!}}
}}

== Frozen Moe Lemonade ==
=== Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I declare Moe's Express Lemonade open for business!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Barney Icon}}
{{TB|One lemonade please!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Sure thing, Barn. You payin' cash or card?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Card please. Here ya go.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a second, this card is a birth announcement!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Barney Icon}}
{{TB|What other kind of card would a baby have? Open up a tab, please! <nowiki>*</nowiki>belch<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Baby Moe Work the Lemonade Counter (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)<br>'''Task:''' Make Baby Barney Keep His Lemonade Tab Running (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, a lemonade stand? Set me up, Moe! Here's my card.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|This is an immunization card!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|And you missed your last mumps vaccine!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mumps shmumps. Gimme my lemonade before my glands get too swollen to drink!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Cripes, what was I thinkin'? Babies don't got no money! I need to work a side job until I get some adult customers.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Baby Moe Smuggle Exotic Baby Animals (12h)<br>'''Task:''' Make Baby Barney Chug Lemonade (12h, Moe's Express Lemonade)<br>'''Task:''' Make Baby Homer Dwink Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|That's it! I've had it with yous twos!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You're both officially banned from this, as well as any future establishment I may eventually open.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Barney Icon}}
{{TB|But we're all you got! Grown-ups don't drink lemonade!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Mmm. This lemonade is delicious!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|And it's really got a kick to it!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|What? How is that possible?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You left it out in the sun so long that it fermented.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Yum! This stuff makes grown-up-Moe's watered-down beer taste like watered-down water. Here, take my actual credit card and charge me any amount you want.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|And also this wad of genuine cash that I carry around in my big boy pants.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Baby Moe Serve Grownups (24h, Moe's Express Lemonade)<br>'''Task:''' Make Lenny Get Soused on Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)<br>'''Task:''' Make Carl Get Soused on Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}
== Burns, Baby Burns ==
=== Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|My name is Charles Montgomery Burns. I was born in the year 1881, 1890, or 1392, depending on which Wikipedia page you believe.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|As a youth I cared little for material wealth, seeing as it hadn't been invented yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|But then, one foggy day in 1883, 1892, or 1394...}}
{{Tapped Out Colonel Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ahoy there, Grandson! I bring word of a wondrous new type of wealth. Material wealth!}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I want in.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Burns Turn Bad Early (1h, Colonel Burns Mansion)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I soon hatched upon a scheme that would make me a millionaire by the age of six.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I drew up plans for an ingenious device known as the "Youthenizer", and threatened young Tommy Edison with a rusty knife until he agreed to invent it for me.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Once complete, I filled the youthenizing reservoir with a dram of the vigorous blood circulating through my young veins.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Now, all that remained was to wait until I was a rich old man, desperate to be young again, and sell the Youthenizer to myself for a fortune!}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|But I was impatient! So I went to a bank and took out a tremendous loan, using the future proceeds of the Youthenizer sale as collateral.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Suddenly I was rich – rich beyond most people's wildest dreams! But well within mine.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|The next year, as soon as ice cream was invented, I rushed out to celebrate.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Burns Eat Ice Cream and Dodge Taxes (12h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Even after I was rich, I wasn't one to sit around twiddling my groins.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|So I spoke once more with Thomas Edison, again at knifepoint, and he told me electricity was the new thing!}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Thereupon I invested in coal power, hydro power, girl power, and finally, nuclear power...}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns Icon}}
{{TB|...secretly running the plant myself until I was old enough to actually run it myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ah yes, I remember it well.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|No, wait, I remember it poorly. But it makes sense.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I grew very old and very rich. Then, in desperation, I bought the Youthenizer from myself, paying a sum vastly higher than I'd dared imagine as a lad. It was enough to pay off the loan and turn a tremendous profit to boot!}}
{{Tapped Out Young Burns and Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Burns Secretly Run Power Plant (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}
== StacyCon 2019 ==
=== StacyCon 2019 Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Teenage Smithers' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Calling all Malibu Stacy fans! ===StacyCon 2019 is hitting the Springfield Airport Motor Lodge, this Tuesday through Tuesday!}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Huh. I guess it's only the one day this year.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Even so, it's gonna be nonstop Malibu Stacy action!}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Until it stops at six o'clock sharp.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|See you there, Stacy-Crays!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Teenage Smithers Record StacyCon Promo (4h, Malibu Stacy Fan Club)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== StacyCon 2019 Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Teenage Smithers' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|It's panic time, Waylon!, Crowds of rowdy Stacy-Crays are practically breaking down the doors!}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Which is weird, because they're not locked. I guess they just don't like doors.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Time to run through the final checklist. Badges? Laminated!}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Exclusive limited-edition Stewardess Stacy? Sold out! That's right, I bought them all and that's YOUR problem.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Security? Armed to the teeth with velveted bludgeons!}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|I hereby declare ===StacyCon 2019 officially... on fleek!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Teenage Smithers Run Through Many Checklists (12h, Malibu Stacy Fan Club)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== StacyCon 2019 Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Teenage Smithers' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Security alert in the convention hall! One of the Stacy-Crays has gone cray cray!}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|What kind of gobbletygook is that? Speak English, man!}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry. One of the convention-goers began rioting when he learned the limited edition figurine was sold out.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|So we had to beat him into submission.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|I mean we didn't have to, but it seemed like the right thing to do.}}
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
{{TB|It actually felt very nice. May I please have my dolly now?}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|No you may not! Come back in an hour and I'll give you one.}}
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
{{TB|Y-yes, Mr. Teenager, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|I love power.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Teenage Smithers Run StacyCon With an Iron Fist (24h, Springfield Convention Center or Malibu Stacy Fan Club)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}
== Community Theater Daycare ==
=== Community Theater Daycare Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Well if it isn't my brother, Llewellyn, the artiste of the family! Most art is counterproductive and a drain on society's resources. Welcome!}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, sweet sister. You'll be pleased to hear I've forsworn the theater. Inspired by you, I shall instead take the noble path of caring for our precious young people.}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Because I love and care about children?}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Because you're broke and unemployed?}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Now that you mention it, yes. I need to make rent or I'll be out on the street sleeping in an unheated horse costume.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Llewellyn Sinclair Get Child CPR Training (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Community Theater Daycare Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Wait! Perhaps I can combine my two great loves – theater and whatchamacallit.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Child care?}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|That sounds right. I'll call it "Community Theater Daycare". I can watch busy people's kids and simultaneously teach them classical acting technique.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Good luck. I'm glad you found your calling in this bleak, cruel, hopeless world.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|And remember, children respond to optimism!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Llewellyn Sinclair Open Community Theater Daycare (8h, Springfield Community Theater)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Community Theater Daycare Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|All right, the signup sheets have been up at the laundromat for a month now. Let's see how many kids enrolled.}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|ZERO?! Doesn't anyone have a passion for acting in this town?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I do, but I can't read yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Me neither.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Me neither.}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Curses, my plan was fatally flawed. Everyone knows babies can't read scripts, nor even librettos!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Then they must first learn to read! That is how you build the infant resistance.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Llewellyn Sinclair Teach Babies to Read Ayn Rand (24h, Springfield Community Theater)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Community Theater Daycare Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Finally, the babies can read, thanks to my technique of YELLING LOUDLY!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I'm scarred for life, but it worked great.}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|Babies, find your marks! We'll begin by rehearsing the big kickline!}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Kickline? But we can't walk or even stand up.}}
{{Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon}}
{{TB|What?! Why wasn't I informed? Prepare for MORE YELLING!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Llewellyn Sinclair Direct Baby Theater (12h, Springfield Community Theater)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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