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== Be Original, Dummy! ==
=== Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Dad. I came to visit you. How's the Retirement Castle treating you?}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|How do you think, you big dummy? I hate it. It's depressing, the food is bad, and I don't know if you know this, but old people smell weird.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, you don't say. I never noticed.}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Of course you don't. Cuz you're a dang fool. You were born a fool, and you're gonna die a fool. And you're just gonna fool it up all the days in between.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Dr. Hibbert Clench His Teeth And Be Nice to His Dad (4h, Retirement Castle)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, I'm a well-respected doctor. The best one in town.}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|The town of Springfield. That's like being the smartest guy at an ATV dealership. You still a dummy!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Alright I've had enough! You need to drop this whole "dummy" thing!}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|What "dummy" thing, dummy?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|You saw one episode of Sanford and Son forty years ago, and you've been doing this angry old man bit ever since. You're a total rip off of Redd Foxx!}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Redd who?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Redd Foxx! One of the biggest Black comedians of all time!}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Never heard of him.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|If you don't think that you're ripping him off, then you're the dummy. Goodbye, Dad!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|If the user has Lucius Sweet: After tapping on Lucius Sweet's exclamation mark:<br>If the user doesn't have Lucius Sweet: After completing Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lucius Sweet Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Hibbert Sr. What brings you to the gym, old friend?}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Lucius. I just wanted to ask you a question. Do you think I'm a derivative rip-off of Redd Foxx?}}
{{Tapped Out Lucius Sweet Icon}}
{{TB|What? Heavens, no! That's an absurdity of the grandest scale! You're as original a character as myself, or Drederick, here.}}
{{Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. Super original.}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Hmmm.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Hibbert's Father Realize Something He Never Noticed Before (4h, Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a minute. You two are rip-off's also. Just like me!}}
{{Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon}}
{{TB|I am completely unsure to what you are referring to.}}
{{Tapped Out Lucius Sweet Icon}}
{{TB|Your baseless accusation is as big and crazy as my very original hair style.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Hibbert's Father's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|I can't believe... Could it be? Have I been the... the big dummy... this whole time?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me, sir. Are you okay? You seem to be having a senior moment of some sort, talking incoherently, with the hoyvik and the glayvin, and the surplus of ellipseeees.}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry. I'm just coming to terms with the idea that I'm not an original character. And my friends weren't either.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Good glayviiiiiinnn, what a startling realization. With the dawning, and the reckoning, and the eyes going wiiiiide.}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Eyes go wide with dawning recognition<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Hibbert's Father Remember Who Frink Reminds Him Of (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Oh God. You're one of them too! Your whole look and vocal ticks! It's just a total rip-off of that nerd in the old movie. What was it called? The Legume-like Professor? The Nutty Adjunct?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Please! Stop guessing! I can't afford to get sued.}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Unoriginal characters! They're all over this town! Wolfcastle is the Exterminator! Mayor Quimby is a Kennedy! Homer Simpson used to sound like Walter Matthau!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|What are you talking about?}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Take off those glasses and talk different, you! C'mere!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Police! Police!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|If the user has Professor Frink: After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark:<br>If the user doesn't have Professor Frink: After completing Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Oh thank Glayvin you've arrived, officers. This man is accosting me. Accusing me of being some sort of imposter.}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|He is! The whole town's full of them. They're just lazy rip-offs!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Rip-off's, eh? Sounds like this fella's off his rocker, see.}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|You're supposed to be Edward G. Robinson! The gangster from the movies.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|But I'm not a gangster, pal. I'm a copper. N'yeaahh!}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Ahhhhhhh!!!!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Wiggum Help the Cops Calm Down Hibbert's Father (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|Whew. Thank you for calming me down, officer. I don't know what went through me. That dang fool son of mine put a crazy idea in my head. The big dummy!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Happy to help, sir. Now, while you're calming down, I'm going to finish my crossword puzzle. Hey Lou, I need two more words. Cellist BLANK-Yo Ma, and Entourage star BLANK Grenier.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, Yo, and Adrian.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Can you say that again, Lou? I couldn't hear you!}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|YO ADRIAN!}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|AHHHHH!!! The black cop talks like Sylvester Stallone for some reason! I'm losing my mind, ahahahahaha!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|He knows too much.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Get the stun gun, Lou.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you so much for bringing my father home, officers. I'll take good care of him.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Make sure you do. We can't have him running up and down the street accusing people of being unoriginal. He's not a licensed TV critic, after all.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|You're right. Come on in, Dad. Let's make you some hot cocoa and go to bed.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make A Shaken Hibbert's Father Come In (4h, Retirement Castle)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, I was so mad about you calling me a big dummy, that I lashed out and got you all confused. You're no rip-off. You're my dad and I love you.}}
{{Tapped Out Hibbert's Father Icon}}
{{TB|I love you too, son. Y'know, I may not be sure if I'm some rip-off or not, but one thing's clear. You're a one-of-a-kind original.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, yes. One hundred percent. I'm not based on anyone disturbing at all. <nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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== Play Musty For Me ==
=== Play Musty For Me Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, bad news, Stogie. My latest attempt at upscalin' this jernt has failed. I guess puttin' monocles on the rats was a misguided attempt at class. I'm gonna have to let ya go.}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|That's a shame, Moe. You paid a lot for those tiny monocles. And got so many rat bites for your troubles.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, you live and you learn I guess.}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|Guess I've gotta go out and hustle up a new gig.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Before you go, play me that favorite song o' mine.}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|You got it, Moe-sephine Baker.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Stogie Play Moonglow (12h)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>singing<nowiki>*</nowiki>...and now when there's moonglow way up in the blue, look down at your hands, those rats are biting you...}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Ah. I love that song. Was that last lyric always there?}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'm telling you the rats are back! Look down!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh God!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Play Musty For Me Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Stogie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Flanders, I need a regular gig and I was wondering if the church's weekly Bingo game could use a little zazz-a-matazz.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I don't know what that is, but it could be nice to hear some solemn, depressing hymns during the game.}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I don't really know any hymns, church cat. I'll just groove to the vibe of the place and do my own thang.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Um, okely dokely?}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Stogie MC Bingo Night (4h, First Church of Springfield)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sings<nowiki>*</nowiki> ...although they say they don't like sin / they'll still cheat to get a win...}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|Mrs. Skinner hates to lose / She's got a flask that's full of booze.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|ow dare you! That's medicinal gin!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|You know, Ned, I'm thinking we don't need a piano player for Bingo Night after all.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Amen!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Play Musty For Me Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|A jazzy piano player like you could really class up the Krusty Burger! Maybe bring in some richer, more discerning fatsos.}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|Right on. But I need to get a feel for this place so I can bring it to my work, man. My art is always a reflection of my surroundings.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I dig it. You've got artistic integrity. I used to have that. Now I'm obscenely rich instead! Hahaha! <nowiki>*</nowiki>blows cigar smoke at Stogie<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Stogie Kroon at the Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sings<nowiki>*</nowiki> Though the food, it may be fast / Health Inspection, it won't pass.}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|There's a monkey working fries / and he's scratching his behind...}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Teeny Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>screech screech<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|This silver-tongued crooner is right! Let's get outta here!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, Snitch Corea, get your enormous piano and scram!}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, that's a pretty good reference. Did you write that joke?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|No, I had Mel write me some jazz puns while you were playing.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|These should count as billable hours!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Play Musty For Me Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I am not sure I need a piano player in my comic book shop. It would be like the Dark Knight doing a crossover with Huckleberry Hound.}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, man. This place needs a little sophistication. We both know the future of sequential art is manga and original graphic novels for the youth market.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Hm. You make a fair point. But if you want to play my "scene", you'll need to absorb this vast quanta of source material.}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|I'm on it.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Stogie Read Piles of Comic Books (8h, Android's Dungeon)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sings<nowiki>*</nowiki> ...plenty of power fantasies for boys / but when women and people of color share the toys...}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|...the fanboys get all steamed with rage / acting well below their age...}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Though the melody is jaunty, I will not have such apt criticisms voiced in my store. Begone!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Play Musty For Me Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I'd prefer a daring harpsichordist, but I suppose a pianiste would add a certain air of dignity to this filthy atom factory.}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|Say no more. But before I begin to play, I need to connect with the soul of your operation so I can express it in song.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Connect away, my good man. I once had Anton LaVey come in to do the same thing.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mr Burns Hide Nuclear Waste In Stogie's Piano (4h, Control Building)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sings<nowiki>*</nowiki> ...He's a misanthropic mummy, all he cares about is money...}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|...he'll burn the Earth down to an ash, just to make a little cash...}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Shall I release the hounds on him, sir?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|What for? Never has my essence been so grandly expressed through the sultry medium of smooth jazz.}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|...and he's as ugly as he's rich/ Let's toss him into a ditch/ And cover it with wet cement...}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|On second thought, get the hounds ready. But wait til the end. It is a catchy tune.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, sir.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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== Mega Church Gil Deal ==
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{{THT|After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|Ever since I became a church-goer, things are looking up.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|You can't just come to the breakfasts after service. You have to come to the part where you give money to us as well!}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|Help Ol' Gil pay his tithes and get in good with the deacons. Whaddya say?}}
{{THT|[[File:Mega Church Gil Deal.png|300px]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|On offer accepted:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|That's right! Cast your bread upon the water, and it will return to you threefold.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|And it will help the Patriarch buy that helicopter that he's had his eye on.}}
{{THT|On offer declined:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|I guess Ol' Gil's prayers won't be answered this time. *sigh*Amen.}}
}}

== Keepin' the Faith ==
=== Keepin' the Faith Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Tim, your parishioner numbers are down again, and your flock just isn't as fulsome as we're looking for.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|There's a lot of competition these days, Patriarch, what with all the new streaming services.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|I haven't even started the new season of "Marvelous Mrs. Manson". It's not easy to motivate the masses.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Not so, Tim. You just need to bring your A Game – watch and learn!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make the Patriarch Give Powerful Sermon (12h, Mega Church)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|And that's how it's done! <nowiki>*</nowiki>mic drop<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Careful! I'm still making payments on that thing!}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|You just have to fire 'em up with the word of God. And toss a couple of lit firecrackers to wake em up.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|It's easy to come in and do a rousing guest spot, but I'm a recurring character in these people's lives.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|You know, Tim, maybe it's time I found a Springfielder who can really inspire the supplicants of this suburb.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Ha! Good luck with that! There's no one in this town as committed to the word of the Lord, who also fits my vestments.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Keepin' the Faith Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Marge Simpson, I hear you're a pious woman who likes to plant it in the pew every Sunday. Would you be interested in answering a higher calling?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Selling medicinal marijuana? I'm doing that late in season 31.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|No, I mean taking over as Pastor.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Hm. Let me consider that while I bake some cookies.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Let me give you a hand with that while we chat...}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make the Patriarch Bake Religious Martyr Cookies (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Marge Bake Delicious Non-Religious Cookies (4h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Those are some...interesting cookies, Patriarch.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|This Saint Bartholomew cookie is awesome! Is the pink frosting supposed to be his flayed skin?}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Heh heh! Yes it is, young man! Good eye! So Marge, have you considered my offer?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Are there any perks to joining the ministry?}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|You get to hear a lot of juicy deathbed confessions. Did you know Bleeding Gums Murphy killed a hobo in a hit and run?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Yikes. Um... I think I'll pass.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Keepin' the Faith Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|I see that you are popular with the youth of Springfield. We could use that in the Church. Have you ever considered becoming a minister?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm...I have always felt that I was destined for a larger emporium. My counter has been feeling a little tight lately. Literally.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|There's lots of room behind a podium. And in a nice purple robe.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I do like the idea of not wearing pants to work.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|You already deal in books about magical powers. Just come do it for our team.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm. Tell me about your main characters, their special powers, and their one weakness.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make The Patriarch Struggle to Draw Similarities Between Superheroes and the Bible (4h, Android's Dungeon)<br>If the user Comic Book Guy: '''Task:''' Make Comic Book Guy Skeptically Read the Bible (4h, Android's Dungeon)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Well, what do you think of all that, young man?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Fairly ridiculous. What kind of a father doesn't avenge his own son's death. John Wick, he is not.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|And while your "Satan" has some potential as a villain, he lacks the nuance and pathos of a Dr. Crab.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if you ever change your mind, come by the church.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I will continue to worship at the altar of Fat Thor, thank you very much.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Keepin' the Faith Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|If the user has Herman: After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark:<br>If the user doesn't have Herman: After completing Keepin' the Faith Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Padre, I hear you've been nosin' around town quite a bit lately. Something is up, isn't it? Biblical plague coming? Frogs? Locusts?}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|No, nothing like that. I'm seeking a newly energized evangelical to help elevate Springfield's righteousness in these troubled times.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Say no more -- I'm your man! I've been preparing for this day for a long time.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Um, really? Why, that's good news for the Good News! Let's head over to the church.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Sure thing, boss. But first, I need your help with a couple things...}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make the Patriarch Bless Doomsday Supplies (4h, Mega Church)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|You know, Herman, I feel like maybe we're not on the same page here.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Sure we are. We're both itching for the end of the world. Except you're expecting a savior, and I'm expecting a fortune. People are gonna need guns and canned beans aplenty. And toilet paper.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>leaves<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Where you goin'? I have a whole room full of MRB's!}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|MRB's?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Meals Ready to Bless.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Keepin' the Faith Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|If the user has Sideshow Bob: After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:<br>If the user doesn't have Sideshow Bob: After completing Keepin' the Faith Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|Hello, my good man! I hear you're in the market for a motivated maven to move this town's citizenry into a more moral state.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Hmmm. No offense, Mr. Sideshow, but I'm not sure you're the type of Pastor we're looking for.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, but who better than one who has fallen low and risen again.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Hm. Perhaps you're right. Who better to lead a congregation than a prodigal son.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|Like the mighty rake that whacks me, no one has fallen and risen more than I!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make the Patriarch Watch Crazy Christian Cavalcades (4h, Mega Church)<br>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task:''' Make Sideshow Bob Step on Seventeen Rakes (4h, Mega Church)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|So, your Patriarch-ness, how soon would I be able to reach out to troubled families to offer one-on-one counseling.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Well...}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|One family in particular, the Simpson family, could benefit from a visit. I hear they have a wayward son that needs to be... DEALT with.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Why are you sharpening those enormous knives? Where did they even come from?}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|An ankle holster. My brother got it for me for the holidays and I can't live without it.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|The HOLIDAYS? No pastor of mine is going to refer to Christmas as the holidays. Don't you know there's a war going on, according to one dubious cable news channel? Get lost, pal.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|How goes the quest to find my replacement, sir?}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|Looks like you're still in business...for now.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|I told you I'm not easily replaceable. This town has got more nuts than a squirrel's digestive tract.}}
{{Tapped Out The Patriarch Icon}}
{{TB|I agree, Reverend. I agree.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Dinner for Two ==
=== Dinner for Two Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mabel Simpson's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Virgil, let's make a wager.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, whatcha got?}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|If you can beat me at games of my choosing then I'll cook dinner, but if I win you make us some of your famous wheel cakes.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|I like those odds. You're on.}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Don't be so confident. The first game is helping Abraham with his schooling.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|How is that a game?}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mabel Simpson Home School Abraham (8h, Brown House)<br>If the user has Virgil Simpson: '''Task:''' Make Virgil Simpson Fail at Teaching Math (8h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>laughing<nowiki>*</nowiki> Looks like I win.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|He only knew the answers because you bribed him with my wheel cakes! I'll win the next one.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Dinner for Two Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mabel Simpson's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|The second game is hide and seek.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|That'll be easy for us both. We both stand out like a jackrabbit in a gopher field.}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>putting on a stove pipe hat<nowiki>*</nowiki> Speak for yourself. You're it!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mabel Simpson Hide in Plain Sight (24h)<br>If the user has Virgil Simpson: '''Task:''' Make Virgil Simpson Hide in Wagon (8h, Mabel's Wagon)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Ha! I found you. You almost fooled me for a second. I thought you were Abraham Lincoln.}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groans<nowiki>*</nowiki> Women love to be compared to him.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, you're the one who put the hat on!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Dinner for Two Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|If the user has Virgil Simpson: After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark:<br>If the user doesn't have Virgil Simpson: After completing Dinner for Two Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Looks like we're even.}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Seems that way. But we won't be after the logrolling contest!}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|I hope you're in the mood for a swim, there's no way I'm losing.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mabel Simpson Have Logrolling Contest (4h, Springfield Lake)<br>If the user has Virgil Simpson: '''Task:''' Make Virgil Simpson Have Logrolling Contest (4h, Springfield Lake)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>climbing out of the river<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ew some water got in my mouth.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>laughing<nowiki>*</nowiki> I did warn you, I'm a professional at this.}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, Mr. Professional. Let's see how you like the taste of river water.}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>pulls Virgil into river<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Dinner for Two Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|If the user has Virgil Simpson: After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark:<br>If the user doesn't have Virgil Simpson:After completing Dinner for Two Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|That was fun, we should do stuff like that more often.}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|It's not over yet. We have two more games to play.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Don't be a sore loser. It's over.}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|We have to go hunting for food either way. May as well keep the contest going.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Fine.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mabel Go Hunting (12h)<br>If the user has Virgil Simpson: '''Task:''' Make Virgil Simpson Go Hunting (12h)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Since your basket is empty do you think you can carry two of mine?}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>laughing<nowiki>*</nowiki> Anything for you. I guess hunting isn't my calling.}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Probably not, but you're still the logrolling king.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Dinner for Two Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mabel Simpson's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|We need a challenge that is the ultimate tie breaker.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|I have an idea, how about something easy...}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|I got it! We'll race to the border and back. Loser cooks up the dinner I hunted.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Mabel, wait. I need to ask you something.}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>grabbing coat<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ask me after I beat you!}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Mabel, will you marry me? <nowiki>*</nowiki>gets on one knee<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, Virgil. I'm so happy.}}
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Happy that you won our little contest, or that we're getting married?}}
{{Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|What do you think? <nowiki>*</nowiki>kisses Virgil<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mabel Simpson Race to Canadian Border (1h, Canadian Border)<br>If the user has Virgil Simpson: '''Task:''' Make Virgil Simpson Propose (24h, Canadian Border, Mabel Simpson)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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