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{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Skiinner! It's happened again!
{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You're dating mother?
{{qf|Gary Chalmers}} Yes, but that's not what I'm here about! Your school supply closet has been robbed! There's no more pencils, no more books!
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} And the teacher's dirty looks?
{{qf|Gary Chalmers}} They're still here!
{{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} And they always will be!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Detective and sidekick, your school needs you again!
{{qf|[[Bartholomew Holmes]]}} Let me duduce what's missing your dignity? The best years of your life?
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Correct as always! But also.
{{qf|[[Lisa Watson]]}} The school supplies have been stolen. Normally, you'd have written our assignment in a three-ring binder, but I see you're empty-handed.
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} You're right Bartholomew. The school supplies are gone.
{{qf|Lisa Watson}} He's right? But I--
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{{qf|Bartholomew Holmes}} Just as I deduced! All the school supplies were used to make an ar project!
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} [GASP] This kind of thing isn't in our art curriculum! That's it! I'm cutting art class!
{{qf|Lisa Watson}} What? That's not fair! We don't even know who did it.
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{{qf|Lisa Watson}} Willie couldn't have signed his name to the crimn. Willie can't read or write.
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's true! He signs his paychecks by spitting on them! But if he didn't do it, then who did?
{{qf|Lisa Watson}} Was it you, Bart?
{{qf|Bartholomew Holmes}} Yes.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Good work, Lisa! 
{{qf|Lisa Watson}} Does this mean I move up from sidekick to actual school detective?
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No, but your do get to hire the new one.

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