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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Fission Impossible
|image = 
|level = 6
|update = {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2015}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], [[Homer]], [[Sidekick Milhouse]]
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = 
|event = yes
}}

'''Fission Impossible''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2015}} content update. It unlocks [[Sidekick Milhouse]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Hey sweetie, how are your valentines coming along?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Almost done.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I’ve sent cards to “Friends of the Forests”, “Black Rhino Buddies”, “Hers Helping Him-alayas”, “The Million Malayan Tiger March”…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|… and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I’m sending a card to [[Fallout Boy]].}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Send a Valentine to Fallout Boy|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Milhouse, c’mon. We’re s’posed to be cherry-bombing [[Dr. Nick]]’s organ donor deliveries today.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, but I’ve got a stack of valentine’s cards to write.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? I’ll never understand you.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, “you’ve got to give love to get love.”}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I read that on the side of a very wise [[Squishee]] cup.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Not all of them. There’s a bunch for Lisa in there.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|You’d better stick with [[Puppy Goo-Goo]] and Headless Hellraiser instead of my sister.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten Home}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa|8 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine's cards!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I’ll be very upset.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Let’s see… Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The ‘House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|… no Fallout Boy…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I know he’s a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez… how long does it take to write your name on a card?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I’m going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being… play the victim.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger|4 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Dad! Quick! There’s an emergency!}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|You have clean underwear in the laundry room.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Not that kind of emergency. Lisa’s trapped in a tree! I can save her and finally be her hero!}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Take an extra pair of underwear just in case.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Any true hero would.}}
{{THT|'''New Skin:''' [[Sidekick Milhouse]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sidekick Milhouse Rush to Lisa's Rescue|4 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Milhouse! You're ruining everything! I'm waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy!}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I’m as real as he gets. I have Fallout Boy’s cuddlebug cape, orthopaedic gloves, prescription eye mask and corrective boots!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude.}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I’m confused. This calls for one of Fallout Boy’s super-power anxiety pills!}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Darn! I left my pill purse at home.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I’ll only come down for Fallout Boy.}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more valentine’s cards that came in the mail.}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The desperate ones are from me. FYI: They’re sealed with real teardrops.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh* Where's a hero when you really need one?}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I might need one myself. My foot’s stuck in a woodchuck hole. But this means we can wait together!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Wait in a Tree|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Milhouse, wake up!}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Huh?! Whuh?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|One of those valentine's cards was from Fallout Boy! He finally replied!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|“Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received.”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|That wasn’t fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! “Fallout Boy can’t save you for Valentine’s Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy’s online store.”}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|That’s nice of him.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No, it’s not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy’s heartless, corporate shills.}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|What are you going to do?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I am going to spend Valentine’s Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue.}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Who’s that?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Don't miss the arrival of the real Fallout Boy in Springfield. COMING SOON!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Go on a Date with Sidekick Milhouse|24 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said no…}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|… which is way better than last time when she ran away screaming!}}
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|A “no” is practically third base for a guy like me!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After logging into your town on Valentine's Day|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Happy Valentine’s from Tapped Out! Here’s some mass-produced commercial crap to show you how much we care!}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to ''{{W2|Mission: Impossible|film series}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Valentine's Day 2015}}