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== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Patty, do you ever open any mail besides sweepstakes entries?}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Especially when there are letters from China telling us Madam Wu is coming to visit Ling!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|How dare they! They're checking to see if we're fit parents.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Quick, let's drop Ling off at Marge's so we can smoke up these cartons of cigarettes and finish our 140 hour MacGyver marathon!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Selma Watch MacGyver|12 hours|[[Spinster City Apartments]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ling Bouvier Stay with Family|12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Alright, the apartment is as clean as a cheap, smoker's apartment will ever get.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|All Madam Wu will see is a creative space -- flash cards on the table, educational shows on TV, and painting supplies for our mini Matisse!}}
{{Tapped Out Ling Bouvier Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Color!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No Ling. You're getting paint everywhere. I'll look like the horrible mother of a puny Jackson Pollock.}}
{{Tapped Out Ling Bouvier Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Pretty walls!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Uggh... I can't handle this without another Laramie Lady Long to my lips.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Selma Take a Smoke Break|24 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ling Bouvier Paint a Masterpiece|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Madam Wu|Madam Wu|50}}
{{TB|Ling is painting your walls, while you spread your smoke?}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, no, it's not what it looks like. Ling was about to paint on canvas and I was exhaling my smoke into the fridge.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Gahh the nerve of that woman to worry about the health and safety of my adopted child!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I know how to get her off my back, I'll run down to the DMV and report her rental car as stolen!}}
{{Tapped Out Ling Bouvier Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Mama! Let's play game!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not now Ling, Mommy has to mess up a foreign visitor's life!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Selma Tamper with Records|12 hours|the [[DMV]] or [[Spinster City Apartments]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ling Bouvier Speak at a Pre-K Level|12 hours|[[Spinster City Apartments]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|If Madam Wu needs proof that I'm a good mother then I'll show her just how talented I've made Ling.}}
{{Tapped Out Ling Bouvier Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Me tired Mama.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's nice sweetie, but now it's time to practice being talented.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ling Bouvier Perform Flutenastics|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ling Bouvier's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|See how wonderful Ling is! She learned it all from me.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Madam Wu|Madam Wu|50}}
{{TB|All I see is a talented, very tired child.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I like the "talented" part but the "tired" thing doesn't sound positive. I can't lose Ling! She's made my life worth living!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Selma Watch Ling All Night|24 hours|[[Spinster City Apartments]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ling Bouvier Sleep Like an Angel|24 hours|[[Spinster City Apartments]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Uh-oh, a letter from [[China]]. I don't know if I can stand to read what Madam Wu is going to say.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Give it to me, I'll read it...}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Gobblety-gook, gobblety-gook... "It is the agencies belief that Selma is taking sufficient care of Ling."}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|"However, Selma appeared stressed and distracted. Perhaps Ling should be taking better care of her."}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Haha... {{*}}cough-cough{{*}}... haha... {{*}}cough-cough-cough{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Haha... {{*}}cough-cough-cough{{*}}... haha... {{*}}cough{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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