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== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After completing {{TOQP|Woodchop|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Why are you smashing our town, tree monster? All we've ever done to you is hang ornaments and tinsel off your brothers' and sisters' corpses.}}
{{Tapped Out Treestache Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Your town? I've got deeper roots here than anyone! My great grandfather WAS [[the Mayflower]]!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|We have to capture him before he crushes somebody!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Or even worse, gives me a splinter!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Capture Treestache|4 hours|4}}|colspan=2}}
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Characters that can do the "Capture Treestache" task are:
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{{TBT|[[Angelica Button]], [[The Great Raymondo]], [[Sorcerer Frink]], [[Wizard Martin]], [[Wizard Bart]], [[Wizard Lisa]], [[Magic Act Milhouse]], [[Unicorn Wizard]], [[Greystash]]
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=== Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Treestache Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Let me go! I must carry out my master's evil bidding.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|{{*}}GASP{{*}} You're under the spell of Don't-Say-His-Name aren't you?}}
{{Tapped Out Treestache Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|YES! I'd rather be marching two by two under his control than become a two by four!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|He's even worse than the dark wizard Who's-That-Guy. Let me see if I can break the spell.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Enchant Treestache|4 hours|[[Treestache's Grove]]|15}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Damn, there goes my future wand material. Plus two thirds of an armoire.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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Characters that can do the "Enchant Treestache" task are:
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{{TBT|[[Angelica Button]], [[The Great Raymondo]], [[Sorcerer Frink]], [[Wizard Martin]], [[Wizard Bart]], [[Wizard Lisa]], [[Magic Act Milhouse]], [[Unicorn Wizard]], [[Greystash]]
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=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|So, you'll join us in the fight against evil, risking limb and... limb, as long as my dad respects your kind?}}
{{Tapped Out Treestache Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. I'm willing to recruit an army of trees, plus some shrubs, if he's willing to extend an olive branch.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Of course! I just need to chop one down first.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Summon Treestache|4 hours|[[Treestache's Grove]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Cut Down an Olive Tree|4 hours|[[Treestache's Grove]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Marge! I'm all done! I've completed my idea!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, it's just a pile of wood.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, well. Half way through I got sidetracked waging an epic battle with a living tree under a wizard's spell and forgot why I needed wood in the first place.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Homer, you don't have to lie about getting drunk at Moe's.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Great idea Marge! Off to Moe's!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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