Editing Springfield Is Not Enough!/Quotes

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:'''[[Homer]]:''' So what brings you to Springfield, Mr. Scorpio? Hiding from student loan collectors? That's why most folks come here.
:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' I'm glad you asked! I got to thinking about what matters most in life, and my inner voice told me to visit my only friend. That's you, Homer!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' But I worked for your company  for just a week! I'm your only friend?
:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' The only friend who's still alive, yes!
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You think you can invade my town? Well, you're not Napoleon, and i'm not Prussia!
:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' You've got me all wrong, Monty! I'm a big fan of the time you blocked out the sun. It's what made me realize how important solar energy is.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Mr. Scorpio's paying me ten times my old salary.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Now we can get real insulation for the attic insteda of the cotton candy we've been using.
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:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' Say, Homer... if you had to live without Italien food, French food, or Greek food, which would you choose?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Pizza and french fries are two of my favorites so..
:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' Greece it is! Thanks, Homer! Let me write that down!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Wait a minute! your missiles! They're hidden under the Springfield sign.
:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' So close, they are the Springfield sign! I had the letters replaced with guided missiles. Each letter is targeted to a country whose name starts withe same letter. Spain, Pakistan, Russia, India, Norway, Germany, France, Iceland, England, Laos, and Denmark!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That's so clever!
:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' Thank you. And they're solar-powered, so they're great for the environment... aside from the nuclear fallout.