Editing Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes/Past Nominations 1

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== 2 ==
{{Quote|Me fail English? That’s unpossible.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|Lisa on Ice}}

=== Support (6) ===
#Ralph is great. Everything he says is hilarious. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
#Yeah, I agree. >[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
#Yep --[[User:Smiley12#|Smiley]][[User talk:Smiley12#|12]] was here at 07:45, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
#A classic Ralph quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 21:47, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
#You get my vote. --[[User:Teyandee|Teyandee]] 17:31, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
#Funny, will fit in with the featured article and possibly the picture. - [[User:ThePlatypus|ThePlatypus]] 17:33, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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Would be good seeing as Ralph is most likely going to be a featured article this month! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 18:50, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

== 4 ==
''[[Ralph]] is using a urinal in the gas station<br />''
{{Quote|Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}}
{{Quote|Ralph, are you almost finished?|[[Seymour Skinner]]}}
{{Quote|I finished before we came in.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|How the Test Was Won}}

=== Support (5) ===
#One of my favorite Ralph moments. >[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
#My favourite Ralph quote and better than the others. [[User:Josegiraffio|Josegiraffio]] 16:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
#Great. Really makes me smile unlike the other Ralph moments. Shows his potential and troubles. {{UnsignedIP|91.111.69.145|13:57, July 18, 2010}}
#Ralph is always funny and this is one of his best quotes.
#Sooo much better than the others, perfect for featuring. [[User:Cronokinetic|Cronokinetic]] 18:58, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

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*This is one of my favourite Ralph moments of all time. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

== 7 ==
{{Quote|They have the Internet on computers, now?|[[Homer Simpson]]|Das Bus}}

=== Support (4) ===
#I think this is great! Got my support! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
#I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --[[User:Smiley12#|Smiley]][[User talk:Smiley12#|12]] was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
#I like it locke97 6:04 July 8 2010
#Good quote :) [[User:Wikiboy96|Wikiboy96]] 14:28, August 31, 2010 (UTC)Wikiboy96

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#Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

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*The actual quote is "Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!". [[User:Gran2|Gran2]] 12:29, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

== 5 ==
{{Quote|Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark|[[Nelson Muntz]]|Marge Be Not Proud}}

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#Good quote. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
#Agree. >[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
#I like this one. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
#Typical Nelson. I like it. [[User:Duncan Crook| Duncan Crook]]

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== 1 ==
{{quote|Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.|[[Homer]] to [[Bart]]|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie}}

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#One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
#The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
#I like this quote, although I don't like the episode as it is mean to Bart. [[User:Liam Spencer|Liam Spencer]] 12:18, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

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#I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

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== [[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]] ==
{{Quote|Seymour, you're fired.|Superintendent Chalmers}}
{{Quote|Did you just call me a liar?|Principal Skinner}}
{{Quote|No, I said you were fired.|Superintendent Chalmers}}
{{Quote|Oh. That's much worse.|Principal Skinner|Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song}}
[[User:FatHomer|FatHomer]] 20:45, 12 February 2011 (UTC)FatHomer

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#I like this. The Skinner/Chalmers double act is often amusing to me. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 19:29, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

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== [[Homer Alone]] ==
{{Quote|This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel.|Arnie Pie|Homer Alone}}
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#I like this one. It has the slapstick element of "things dropped from a helicopter" but not the "disgusting" element (I think there's also a quote where Arnie pukes out the door). -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 13:50, 28 February 2011 (UTC)
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== [[Crook and Ladder]] ==
{{Quote|I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?|Homer Simpson|Crook and Ladder}}

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#Homer is an idiot sometimes (well, most of the time). ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

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== [[C.E. D'oh]] ==
{{Quote|So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously, big whoop, who gives a doodle, whoopy ding dong doo!|Marge Simpson}}
{{Quote|Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's.|Homer Simpson}}
{{Quote|So my husband goes to a bar every night, whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble, gabba gabba hey!|Marge Simpson|C.E. D'oh}}

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#One of Marge's crazy moments. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)
#Haha, yep, ditto. '''--'''<big>[[User:Will k|'''<span style="font-family:Windlass; font-weight:bold; text-shadow:2px 2px 2px purple; color: blue">Will K</span>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Will k|'''<span style="font-weight:bold; text-shadow:2px 2px 2px orange; color: green">Talk</span>''']] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Will k|'''<span style="font-weight:bold; text-shadow:2px 2px 2px orange; color: green">Contribs</span>''']])</sup></big> 11:03, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
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== "[[Treehouse of Horror III]]" 1 ==
{{Quote|Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
{{Quote|He was a zombie?|[[Homer Simpson]]|Treehouse of Horror III}}

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#A classic Homer line. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 14:51, 18 July 2011 (UTC)
#My favourite THOH line, needs to be featured -- [[User:Knife!|Knife!]] - [[User talk:Knife!|Fan of Queen]]  06:01, 24 July 2011 (EDT)
#[[User:Cook879|Cook879]] 16:16, 20 August 2011 (EDT)

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== "[[Treehouse of Horror X]]" ==
{{Quote|The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Treehouse of Horror X}}

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#--[[User:Unknown4|<span style="color:white;background:blue">Unknown4</span>]]|[[User Talk:Unknown4|Talk]] 17:26, 25 November 2011 (EST)
#[[User:Phinbart|Phinbart - just one of the huge Bart fans!]] 05:44, 30 November 2011 (EST)
#--[[User:Cook879|Cook879]] 15:53, 30 November 2011 (EST)

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== [[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]] ==
{{Quote|What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding...|Bart Simpson|Homer vs. Patty and Selma}}

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#I like this quote. Arguably the funniest line from this episode. [[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|Dohayecarumbadoh]] 18:40, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
#It's a nice Bart witticism, plus an indirect dig at how sucky Springfield's school system is. Support. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 09:21, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

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#Just doesn't seem funny to me. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

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=="[[The Color Yellow]]"==
{{Quote|Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay! My turn is over!|Ralph Wiggum|The Color Yellow}}

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#Typical Ralph moment. <span style="text-shadow:2px 2px 2px black">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 17:47, 13 December 2011 (EST)

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== "[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]" ==
{{Quote|Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 9-1-1!|Homer Simpson|Bart vs. Thanksgiving}}

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*[[User:Phinbart|Phinbart - just one of the huge Bart fans!]] 14:27, 24 February 2012 (EST)
*--[[User:Will k|'''Wk''']] ([[User talk:Will k|talk]]) 03:33, 1 March 2012 (EST)

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=="[[Bart the Genius]]"==
{{Quote|Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble!|[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]}}
{{Quote|And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.|[[Martin Prince, Jr.]]}}
{{Quote|Good point.|Principal Skinner|Bart the Genius}}

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#Funny scene showing off Martin's nerdiness. --[[User:Will k|'''Wk''']] ([[User talk:Will k|talk]]) 18:31, 24 February 2012 (EST)
#I couldn't help giggling! --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small>) 10:07, 1 April 2012 (EDT)

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== "[[Burns' Heir]]" ==
{{Quote|Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try.|[[Homer Simpson]]|Burns' Heir}}

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#I love this quote! --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  09:22, 3 April 2012 (EDT)
#Pretty good. {{User:Randomno/sig2}} 03:27, 4 April 2012 (EDT)
#Meh. It's the only quote on here that's funny enough to get my vote. ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 12:44, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
#Classic Homer quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 12:51, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
#--[[User:Effluvium|Effluvium]] 12:55, 7 April 2012 (EDT)

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== "[[A Star Is Burns]]" ==
{{Quote|I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.|[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]}}<br>{{Quote|I ought to club them and eat their bones!|[[Mr. Burns]]|A Star Is Burns}}

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#Heh. :) --[[User:Will k|'''Wk''']] ([[User talk:Will k|talk]]) 01:20, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
#Nice. The dialogue is funny on its own. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 12:53, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
#Ahoy-hoy! I am Mr Burns and if you don<t make this the featued quote I will fire you. From a cannon. Into the sun. {{UnsignedIP|90.213.109.156 |14:47, 6 May 2012}}
#Between these last two quotes, I think this one is funnier. The one below just doesn't work as well without the visual aid. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  01:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

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#I don't feel it. --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small>) 21:57, 3 April 2012 (EDT)

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== [http://twitter.com/#!/HomerJSimpson/status/189893708487983105 Twitter] ==
{{QuoteEx|Crap, we live in Oregon? I mean, Go Ducks!|[[Homer Simpson]]|http://twitter.com/#!/HomerJSimpson/status/189893708487983105}}
I don't think we've had an external link quote before, and this is funny. {{User:Randomno/sig4}} 10:28, 7 May 2012 (EDT)

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#Lol. [[User:WebkinzMania|WebkinzMania]] 14:47, 7 May 2012 (EDT)
#I like it. Even though it's not coming from the show, whoever's writing those Twitter posts seems to have captured the essence of the Homerism. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 11:24, 6 June 2012 (EDT)

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=="[[The PTA Disbands]]"==
{{Quote|Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.|Homer Simpson|The PTA Disbands}} 

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#A classic Homerism. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 14:39, 16 May 2012 (EDT)
#--{{User:Cook879/sig}} 17:52, 27 July 2012 (EDT)

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== "[[A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again]]" ==
{{quote|Face it, we're just kids. We can't afford stuff with zeros in the prices.|Lisa|A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again}}
I think it's pretty funny. ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 07:57, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

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#Nice one. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 14:38, 16 May 2012 (EDT)

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== "[[A Star Is Burns]]" ==
{{Quote|The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!|[[Abraham Simpson]]|A Star Is Burns}} /[[User:AleWi|AleWi]] 13:32, 29 July 2012 (EDT)

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#Classic Abe quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 11:02, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
#--[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
#--{{User:Cook879/sig}} 09:01, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

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== "[[Lisa's Date with Density]]" ==
{{Quote|[[Lisa]] likes [[Nelson]]!|Class}}
{{Quote|She does not!|[[Milhouse]]}}
{{Quote|Milhouse likes Lisa!|Class}}
{{Quote|He does not!|[[Janey Powell]]}}
{{Quote|Janey likes Milhouse!|Class}}
{{Quote|She does not!|[[Üter Zörker]]}}
{{Quote|Uter likes Milhouse!|Class}}
{{Quote|Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!|[[Dewey Largo]]|Lisa's Date with Density}}

I love this scene. :P <span style="font-family:AR Darling,Baskerville Old Face,Bell MT">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">The</span> <span style="color:blue">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:bgreen">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span> 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

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# Oh, ha! I was thinking about putting this one up, but I thought it'd be too long. :P --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  18:26, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
#Good moment in that episode. <font face="Trebuchet MS">-- [[User:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''WebkinzMania'''</span>]][[User talk:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:yellow; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Talk'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:green; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Contributions'''</span>]][[Special:Editcount/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:blue; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Editcount'''</span>]]</font> 18:56, 7 September 2012 (EDT)
#These teachers really aren't very sensible. {{User:Randomno/sig4}} 11:48, 26 September 2012 (EDT)
#Awesome! --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 02:55, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

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# Too long to work as a featured quote, no matter how you slice it. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 20:41, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

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*If this gets featured, I'll think of a way to make it not so long, probably make a new quote template to put the speaker on the same line as the quote. <span style="font-family:AR Darling,Baskerville Old Face,Bell MT">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">The</span> <span style="color:blue">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:bgreen">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span> 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

== "[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]" ==
{{Quote|[[Mayor Quimby]] supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released [[Sideshow Bob]], a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.|Advertisement|Sideshow Bob Roberts}}

<span style="text-shadow:2px 2px 2px gold; font-family:Elephant">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span> <span style="color:green">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">Talk</span>]] <span style="color:white">'''•'''</span> [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Contribs.</span>]])</sup></span> 17:52, 27 September 2012 (EDT)

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#This one is hilarious on its own. Also, from a satirical perspective, it shows the general inanity of political ads ... which is a particularly topical subject in the USA right now, what with the upcoming Presidential election. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 15:32, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
#<font face="Trebuchet MS">-- [[User:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''WebkinzMania'''</span>]][[User talk:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:yellow; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Talk'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:green; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Contributions'''</span>]][[Special:Editcount/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:blue; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Editcount'''</span>]]</font> 16:34, 11 October 2012 (EDT)
#--[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  12:51, 12 October 2012 (EDT)
#--{{User:Cook879/sig}} 15:27, 30 November 2012 (EST)
#~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 16:00, 30 November 2012 (EST)
#[[File:Cjcsdonut.png|30px]] -- [[User talk:Kingcjc|cjc]] 16:08, 30 November 2012 (EST)
#--[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 17:34, 30 November 2012 (EST)

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== "[[Fear of Flying]]" ==
{{quote|Wait a minute ... there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This [[She-She Lounge|lesbian bar]] doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!|Homer|Fear of Flying}}
A classic case of Homer's brain taking a left turn and getting into a lather about a non-obvious point while barely registering what one would think it would first notice. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 15:19, 10 December 2012 (EST)

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#~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 07:36, 15 December 2012 (EST)
#--{{User:Cook879/sig}} 14:00, 20 December 2012 (EST)
#--[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  23:52, 20 December 2012 (EST)

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== "[[Bart Star]]" ==
{{Quote|Hehe, poor Bart. You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there's nothing funny about... vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm Joe Namath. Good night.|{{ch|Joe Namath}}|Bart Star}}

<span style="text-shadow:2px 2px 2px black">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 17:41, 27 September 2012 (EDT)

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#I like this one. Just when you're expecting Joe to go into some life lesson related to Bart's experience playing football, he goes off onto a completely unexpected tangent. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 15:32, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
# ^ --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  00:23, 13 January 2013 (EST)
#Tehe! ~ --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 03:42, 18 January 2013 (EST)

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== "[[The PTA Disbands]]" ==
{{quote|It took the children forty minutes to locate [[Canada]] on the map.|Marge}}
{{quote|Marge, anyone can miss Canada: all tucked away down there.|Homer|The PTA Disbands}}
lol, I love Homer's line. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

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#Good quote, and works well with '''just''' the dialogue. It doesn't need the ''[commentary inside the square brackets]'' to be funny or to make sense. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 10:19, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
#O Canada! --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 19:37, 18 January 2013 (EST)
#Oh, Homer. --[[User:Will k|Will Kilgour]] ([[User talk:Will k|talk]]) 07:24, 1 March 2013 (EST)
#--{{User:Cook879/sig}} 15:15, 1 March 2013 (EST)
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*<s>I wasn't sure whether or not to keep Bart and Lisa's lines. They aren't really necessary for the joke, but they kinda establish more context. I dunno.</s> I think this fixes it okay. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
*I think it would work fine if you started it with "It took the children forty minutes ..." -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 20:40, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

== "[[Two Bad Neighbors]]" ==
{{Quote|President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost.|[[Marge Simpson]]|Two Bad Neighbors}}
~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 13:23, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

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#YES. xD <font face="Trebuchet MS">-- [[User:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''WebkinzMania'''</span>]][[User talk:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:yellow; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Talk'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:green; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Contributions'''</span>]][[Special:Editcount/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:blue; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Editcount'''</span>]]</font> 18:28, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
#I kinda like it. The quote is so off-the-wall that it'll make people click on the episode link to find what what the hell Marge is on about. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 11:17, 30 December 2012 (EST)
#Haven't seen the episode but I like it. {{User:Randomno/sig4}} 16:46, 14 March 2013 (EDT)
#I like it. --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 03:26, 30 March 2013 (EDT)

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# Neutral, only because I don't think the quote is quite as effective without the context. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

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= Rejected =
==14==
{{Quote|Hello, Bart.|[[Sideshow Bob]]}}

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#Meh. Not really funny or anything. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
#As much as I love Sideshow Bob, it doesn't work as a funny quote. {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 21:27, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
#It's a good quote to sum up Sideshow Bob, and goes well with his article, but doesn't work by itself. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 19:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

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== [[Cape Feare]] ==
{{Quote|No-one who speaks German can be an evil man|Unnamed official|Cape Feare}}

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#Without the context, it just falls flat. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 09:18, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

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==<s>"[[How the Test Was Won]]"==
{{Quote|Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}}
{{Quote|Ralph, are you almost finished?|[[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{Quote|I finished before we came in.|Ralph Wiggum}}
{{Quote|Urgh!|Principal Skinner|How the Test Was Won}}

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#Already featured. [[User:Doh5678|Doh5678]] ([[User talk:Doh5678|talk]]) 12:21, 17 July 2011 (UTC)
#What he said. <span style="font-family:AR Darling">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">The</span> <span style="color:blue">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:bgreen">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span> 15:25, 17 July 2011 (UTC)

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</s>


== "[[Treehouse of Horror III]]" 2 ==
{{Quote|Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!|[[Evil shopkeeper]]}}
{{Quote|Oooh, that's bad|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
{{Quote|But it comes with a free frogurt!|Evil shopkeeper}}
{{Quote|That's good.|Homer Simpson}}
{{Quote|The frogurt is also cursed.|Evil shopkeeper}}
{{Quote|That's bad|Homer Simpson}}
{{Quote|But you get your choice of toppings|Evil shopkeeper}}
{{Quote|That's good!|Homer Simpson}}
{{Quote|The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.|Evil shopkeeper}}
:''(Homer stares at the shopkeeper blankly)''
{{Quote|That's bad|Evil shopkeeper}}
{{Quote|Can I go now?|Homer Simpson|Treehouse of Horror III}}

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#In order for this one to make sense, you have to have the entire context of the conversation instead of just a line or two. It is a very funny Homer moment, but it doesn't really work as a featured quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 14:49, 18 July 2011 (UTC)

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== [[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]] ==
{{Quote|Class, in what year was one plus one?|[[Ralph]]}}
:''(No one says anything)''
{{Quote|The answer is, the amazing Ralph!|Ralph}}
:''(Ralph then dives out of the classroom window)''<sup>[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh|[src]]]</sup>

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#Even though I like Ralph alot, this doesn't seem as funny as most of his other lines. [[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|Dohayecarumbadoh]] 01:30, 10 June 2011 (UTC)
#Depends too much on the surrounding action to work as a featured quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 09:20, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

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== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Quote|Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig.|Homer Simpson|The Simpsons Movie}}

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#That's a good quote --[[User:DonaldoForever|DonaldoForever]] 05:28, 20 November 2011 (EST)

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#Already been featured. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span> <span style="color:red">Solar</span> <span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:gold">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span>☆ 05:36, 20 November 2011 (EST)

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== "[[Home Away from Homer]]" ==
{{Quote|This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie.|Ned Flanders|Home Away from Homer}}
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#Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
#Ditto. --[[User:Will k|'''Will k''']] ([[User talk:Will k|Talk]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Will k|Contributions]]) 23:14, 7 September 2011 (EDT)

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== "[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]" ==
{{Quote|Great job, [[Nibbles]]! Now chew through my ball-sack!|[[Seymour Skinner]]|Skinner's Sense of Snow}}

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#Really needs the context in order to be funny. Doesn't stand up on its own. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 12:52, 7 April 2012 (EDT)

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== "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" ==
{{Quote|<nowiki></nowiki>''[Hairdresser turns on blow torch to style Lisa's hair]'' Err... isn't this dangerous?|Lisa}}
{{Quote|Don't worry, I am well protected. ''[pulls a welding mask over his face]''|Hairdresser|Lisa the Beauty Queen}}

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#Quote is easier to understand now. :) --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  12:41, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

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#Relies too much on the visual. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 14:34, 16 May 2012 (EDT)

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*It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. {{User:Randomno/sig2}} 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT)
:*You don't get it, Randomno. --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 23:15, 4 May 2012 (EDT)
*As far as making the scene easier to picture, I think you could change "flame" to "blow torch" (or something similar), and perhaps add something along the lines of "[Hairdressor pulls a welding mask over his face]" at the end. Just my two cents. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  01:11, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
**Done. {{User:Randomno/sig4}} 08:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
*To expand a bit on my "oppose" statement: The more explanatory narrative you need to include for the quote to make sense, the worse its prospects are for being a featured quote. This one would be perfect to include on the episode's Quotes tab, but it doesn't stand on its own well enough to be a featured quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 11:31, 6 June 2012 (EDT)

== "[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star ]]" ==
{{Quote|I have masturbated eight billion times and I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future.|Homer Simpson|The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star}}

/[[User:AleWi|AleWi]] 15:57, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
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#Don't like this as a featured quote, nor did it actually make me laugh. Not the sort of thing we want on the main page either. <span style="font-family:Chiller"><big><big>[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">The</span> <span style="color:red">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></big></big></span> 17:12, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
#Not really funny and not appropriate for the main page. (Although the quote is reflective of Homer's personality and how it might be expressed in whatever prayer life he might have.) -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 15:11, 11 October 2012 (EDT)
#Wait. This is an actual quote?? [[File:Cjcsdonut.png|30px]] -- [[User talk:Kingcjc|cjc]] 16:08, 30 November 2012 (EST)
#Er.... <font face="Trebuchet MS">-- [[User:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''WebkinzMania'''</span>]][[User talk:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:yellow; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Talk'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:green; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Contributions'''</span>]][[Special:Editcount/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:blue; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Editcount'''</span>]]</font> 16:19, 30 November 2012 (EST)

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Urm, he said that? What has ''The Simpsons'' become? --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 01:43, 4 November 2012 (EST)
:Now you see why this quote isn't exactly appropriate for the front page. :-) -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 11:19, 6 November 2012 (EST)

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