Editing Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes

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:'''[[Nelson]]: '''"Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!"
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:''(Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.)''
:'''[[Homer]]''': "Hmm, sugar walls."
:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Father! I knew you'd rescue us."
:'''Homer''': "Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good."
:''(he takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam)''
:'''Suzanne''': "That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!"
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:'''Marge''': "Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?"
:'''Homer''': "Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home."
:''(At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods)''
:'''Homer'''; "So long, kids!"
:''(he throws Bart and Lisa into the woods)''
:'''Homer''': "Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister."
:'''Bart''': "Other brother and sister?"
:''(they see skeletons who look like them)''
:'''Bart and Lisa''': Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 
:'''Lisa''': "Face it, they're not great parents."

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