Editing Ned the Simpson/Quotes


:'''[[Lindsey Naegle]]''': I may be able to help! My name is Lindsey Neagle and, you see, I'm a TV producer. What if Mr. Simpson was appear on a new reality TV series I'm producing?
:'''[[Roy Snyder]]''': Hmmm... yes, in this state time on reality TV does count as community service. The defendant is sentenced to appear on television! And may god have mercy on your soul!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': You're not going to Moe's tonight, Homer?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Nope. For some reason I feel like spending time with my family.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Huh? Why? What did we doing wrong?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Hey, what's the book Flanders left behind?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I dunno. We read it in Sunday school. The devil loses in the end.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Bart, what did I tell you about leaving spoiler space when we talk?
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:'''[[Ned]]''': Hey, you shop-lifters! 
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Yeah?
:'''[[Ned]]''': Would you mind running things wihile I go home and sneak in a nap?
:'''[[Kearney]]''': Uh... no that'd be cool.
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:'''[[Rev. Lovejoy]]''': Ned Flanders! When you didn't show up for the Saturday pre-church warm-up sermon, we knew something was wrong.
:'''[[Ned]]''': What? Huh?
:'''[[Mrs. Lovejoy]]''': [GASP] are those beer cans?
:'''[[Ned]]''': Yeah, I tried stacking them in one of those cool pyramids, but they were blocking the swimsuit competition on TV!
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Well, if your personality is back to normal, I suppose you can have your job back. Truth be told, the new man we had taking your place just wasn't working out. Wiggum, you're fired!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': I got lost on a field trip here, and the school left without me. You're Lisa's daddy man.