Editing Rich Texan

{{Character
|image=[[Image:Rich Texan.gif|200px]]
|name=Rich Texan
|gender=Male
|hair=Gray
|age=50's
|job=Business Owner
|relatives='''Daughter''': [[Paris Texan]]<br> '''Grandson'''
|appearance=[[$pringfield]]
|voiced by=[[Dan Castellaneta]]|
}}

'''Rich Texan''' (both name and description) is a stereotypical rich, callous but gregarious business owner. 


==Govermental Powers==
He is an active member of the Springfield Republican Party and speaks with a heavy Texan drawl.  In the fifth season episode “[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|$pringfield]]” (his debut), Homer addresses the Rich Texan as Senator, although this was never mentioned again.

==Character Traits==
===Primary Traits===
The Rich Texan sports a bolo tie and a white cowboy hat. He is also obsessive-compulsive, as revealed in "[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]." 

===Interests===
In "[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]," he states that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach; in the same episode, he holds [[Homer]] and [[Moe]] at gunpoint while forcing them to walk along with him after being conned by the two. He is well known for pulling out a pair of revolvers and firing them into the air while yelling "Yee Haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. In "[[Pray Anything]]," he goes over the top and loes his mind after doing something generous for [[Ned Flanders]]. 

===Prison Record===
He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger. The police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same". 

===Fears===
In "[[Midnight Towboy]]", he revealed he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and moustaches); he then promptly shoots a man dressed as Santa Claus.

==Family==
He has a gay grandson, as revealed in "[[Million Dollar Abie]]", a possible reference to US Vice President Dick Cheney's homosexual daughter. He has a daughter named Paris Texan, a play on Paris Hilton and Paris, Texas.  

==State of Orgin==
In the episode" [[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]," it is revealed that he is from Connecticut. This may be a possible reference to George Bush, as he was also born in Connecticut, but acts as though he was born and raised in Texas.

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