Editing Flop Chef

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Flop Chef
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Flop Chef Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Foodie Fight}}
|requirements = 
|characters = 
|optional = 
|internal = FlopChef
|id = 244001 - 244005
|previous = [[Coronary Capitalism]]
|next = [[No Harm No Jowl]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Flop Chef''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Foodie Fight}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Coronary Capitalism]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Scotty Boom}}
{{TB|Hey Springfield, your chicken parmesan from Luigi's is just like your citizens: fat, tasteless, and cheese-filled!}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Luigi}}
{{TB|It's my-a great-great-great grandmother's chicken-a parmesan recipe! She whispered the secret ingredient to the priest on her death-a bed!}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Scotty Boom}}
{{TB|Was the secret ingredient that it sucks?!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}turns off TV{{*}} I don't like this Boomy guy! Who flies across the country just to insult the people of a small town?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|He's just giving the haters what they want: more things to hate.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The DC Universe has been doing it with their movies for years.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|We need to show Scotty Boom the real Springfield. We've got lots of great chefs here, and all sorts of culinary diversity.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Bloated}}
{{TB|Speaking of culinary diversity, who wants to go out and get me a couple more Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burritos? I'd go myself, but you know, burrito coma.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Dad! This is serious.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|If Scotty Boom ruins the culinary reputation of Springfield, all of our greatest chefs are going to pack up and go to the only country that has such bad food, they'll let anyone cook for them.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The Ivory Coast?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|No, England.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|If all of the chefs of Springfield leave for England, then that means no more Captain Corndog's Schnitzel Palace, Chili Blasters, Chuck Dukewagon's All-American Chow Lounge…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
{{TB|And what of Cloggers, Lisa? What of Cloggers?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They'll all be in England, where let's just say, the "Double Clogmeister" won't receive the appreciation it deserves.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I don't care what laws I have to break. I am going to take down this food-ruining Scotty Boom.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Smoked Meats|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Go to the Mayor|4 hours|[[Simpson House]], [[Future Simpson's House]], [[Simpson Houseboat]], [[Outlands Simpsons House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Get Angry at Scotty Boom|4 hours|[[Simpson House]], [[Future Simpson's House]], [[Simpson Houseboat]], [[Outlands Simpsons House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Laugh at Scotty Boom|4 hours|[[Simpson House]], [[Future Simpson's House]], [[Simpson Houseboat]], [[Outlands Simpsons House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Sorry to barge into your office like this, but it's an EMERGENCY!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|Emergency?! Another French bulldog stolen?! When is it going to end?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, we've got a problem with the celebrity chef who came to town.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, celebrity chef… Is it the guy who says "bam"?! Or is it that spikey-haired one who looks like a PT Cruiser come to life?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|No, it's uh, Scooty Dumb, Skippy Bomb… You know, the guy from New York who pretends he's just an Average Joe but actually looks down on everyone?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Scotty Boom?! I, er-uh, love that guy!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|He's the host of "Side Dish: Impossible", "Master Prison Chef", "The Amazing Taste", "Barbecue Mitzvah", "Kill It, Chill It, Grill It", and "World War Food"!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Well, if we don't stop him soon, this town's gonna be World War Screwed.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What, er-uh, could a celebrity chef possibly do to endanger Springfield?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|His brutal food criticism is going to drive away all our best chefs!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|And then the only food we'll have left are those rolling hotdogs from the Kwik-E-Mart, and that's only like one lunch worth of hot dogs on there!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You're right. This is an emergency! We need our chefs to stay in Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|And there's only one thing we can do.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Er-uh, draw up a negative ad on the guy and blast it all over TV?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|We need to host a food festival and challenge Scotty Boom to a cook-off.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[General Chang's Taco Italiano]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|People of Springfield, I'm honored to announce, "Springfield Foodie Fest", sponsored by "Grip 'N Flip Spatulas".}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Boo!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Dad, you're the one who came up with the idea for this festival.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Yeah, but I wanted it to be called "Springfield Chomp Carnival", also sponsored by "Grip 'N Flip Spatulas"!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|"Foodie Fest" will showcase the culinary brilliance from our town's greatest chefs!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hah! The notion that this town has any brilliance, specifically culinary brilliance, is laughable. See, look at me, I'm laughing! {{*}}laughs{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Ugh, this guy is so mean. Maybe it's because he was bullied at school.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Everyone was bullied at school.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, but not for carrying around a panini press like a lunchbox and making little pesto sandwiches during recess.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey! Are you talking about all that panini stuff?! My biography was unauthorized and filled with lies!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Sorry, I didn't think you could hear me saying all that.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Sound really reverberates inside of this smartphone we all live in.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Now, for the moment you've all been waiting for, a Springfield showdown with chef Scotty Boom.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Look, if anyone in this town can present me a dish that doesn't make me want to burn my tongue off with a crème brûlée torch…}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Then I'll decree on my show "Eat Down" that Springfield's food isn't terrible.}}
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
{{TB|I am going to win this for Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Luigi and Apu||90}}
{{TB|For Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|For MEEEE!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Smoked Meats|155}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Buy a Sweet And Sour Lasagna Burrito|4 hours|[[General Chang's Taco Italiano]], [[Simpson House]], [[Future Simpson's House]], [[Simpson Houseboat]], [[Outlands Simpsons House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Akira Prepare a Dish|4 hours|[[The Happy Sumo]], [[Luigi's]], [[Bloaters at the Squidport]], [[Chinese Restaurant]], [[Crouching Panda, Hidden Eggroll]], [[The Dead Lobster]], [[Grub Shack]], [[Tofu Bell]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Akira]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Luigi Get to a-Work|4 hours|[[Luigi's]], [[Bloaters at the Squidport]], [[Chinese Restaurant]], [[Crouching Panda, Hidden Eggroll]], [[The Dead Lobster]], [[Grub Shack]], [[Tofu Bell]], [[The Happy Sumo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Luigi]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Apu Add a Hot Dog to His Roller Grill|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Apu]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|OK, have you made something good enough to make me change my mind about the disgusting food in Springfield?}}
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
{{TB|I present to you my famous "Grilled Cheese Sashimi Sandwich".}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|Grilled cheese sashimi?}}
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, with tomato miso soup on the side.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I hope you packed your bags…}}
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
{{TB|Why would I pack my bags? I live here.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|…because this grilled cheese looks and smells disgusting.}}
{{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
{{TB|Just eat it.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Eating}}
{{TB|{{*}}takes a bite{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Disgusted}}
{{TB|You know…this isn't so — oh my god, I'm going to puke. Ugh, the slightly cooked raw fish, and the American cheese — Next!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Barbecue Battle Booth]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Mr. Boom, sir. It is such a pleasure to meet you.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|I know it is. So, what have you made me?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|If you will, I present to you the Kwik-E-Mart's finest of artisanal selections. A tender kielbasa grilled to perfection and placed in an open-face brioche bun with a sweet red sauce.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|This is a greasy hot dog with ketchup on it.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|The hottest, I assure you. It's been rolling on our hotdog cooker since 2014.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It looks funny, is it even made of meat?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Well, it's not not meat. It's a natural blend of growth hormones, sheep casing, potassium lactate, buffalo trimmings…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Smoked Meats|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Apu Continue Listing Off Hot Dog Ingredients|4 hours|the [[Barbecue Battle Booth]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Apu]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Ask for a Hot Dog|4 hours|the [[Barbecue Battle Booth]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|…mechanically separated rib bone, pink slime, green slime, fat slurry, whale slush…}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, did you say, "whale slush"?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The slushiest.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, I'm not eating that. NEXT!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Hot Dog Maker]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Please tell me you've at least cooked something edible. I'm actually getting hungry and I'm at a freaking food festival!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Most a-certainly! You will not a-be able to resist my delicious pizza that's been a-passed down through my family for generations. It's a-just how a-Momma used to make it.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|I'll be totally honest with you. This is the first dish I've seen all day that appears digestible on first glance.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Perfectly cooked crust, nice layer of cheese…}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Eating}}
{{TB|{{*}}takes a bite{{*}} Mmm. And it's quite good! Wait a minute…}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Disgusted}}
{{TB|{{*}}spits out pizza{{*}} Are those little pieces of pineapple hidden underneath the pepperonis?}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Yes, my Momma used to hide-a my vegetables so I would eat them. It's exactly-a how she used to make it!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, I thought I was eating a pizza, not a fruit salad! People who put pineapple on pizza should be shot into space. Next!?}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Come on, you can-a eat my famous penne pesto instead.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I said, NEXT!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, take a penne, leave a penne.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Smoked Meats|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat the Leftovers|4 hours|the [[Barbecue Battle Booth]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Luigi Cry All the Way Home|4 hours|the [[Barbecue Battle Booth]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Luigi]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That Scotty Boom thinks he's soooo cool. Making fun of everybody just because he's from New York and on basic cable.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, he won't be laughing after he tries my version of the Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burrito.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What's different about it?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|I'm swapping the lasagna meat with my very own "Special Sauce Ribs".}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|It ties in all the competing flavors somehow.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wait, are you using a plutonium rod to flip the meat on the grill?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, this is just my green spatula stick thingy.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Frustrated}}
{{TB|Hold on, please don't tell me you use that every time you do "family grilling".}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I mean, I've only been using it the last five, six years or so.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|No wonder why I haven't grown an inch since the 1980s!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Rocket Pigs]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if it isn't Homer Simpson.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|At least my name doesn't sound like half of a [[Flintstones]] character!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|At least my entire existence isn't loosely based on The Flintstones.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|At least—}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Just show me the amazing dish you made at the last minute to save your beloved town.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Here is my Sweet and Sour Lasagna Special Sauce Rib Burrito!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|That sounds terrible, but looks fine enough. {{*}}takes a bite{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sick}}
{{TB|Oh, God. What the heck is in this thing?! Why is the rib meat neon green and glowing?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's the special sauce that makes it special!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Dying Happy}}
{{TB|Hey everyone, come look, Scotty Boom's getting real sick!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|If he dies, our town will have its own chapter in the annals of food history!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sick}}
{{TB|I think I need to go to the hospital.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not until you tell me what you think of my dish.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I think he stopped breathing.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sick}}
{{TB|A-live still.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Did I hear five stars?!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Smoked Meats|200}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drive Scotty to the Hospital|4 hours|[[Hibbert Family Practice]], [[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Painless Dentistry]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What the — Where am I?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Good morning, Mr. Boom. You've been admitted to Springfield Hospital. Mr. Simpson drove you here himself.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, and I've been waiting for twelve hours to hear the results of my dish. Was it amazing? Or just great?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|I feel terrible.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, don't worry. You'll be fine. All you need is some rest and some of Springfield Hospital's famous Jell-O here. Try some!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|What happened to me?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Don't leave the man hanging. Try the Jell-O! It'll give you all the strength you need to gasp when I tell you what's wrong with you.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|Fine. {{*}}takes a bite{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I…I can't taste anything! I've lost all sense of taste!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Your taste bud cells all exploded from the radiation from that rib meat.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Hmm… If that's true, then that means you won't know if Springfield's cooking is good or bad.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah, I suppose—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Here eat some more Springfield Jell-O.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}eating Jell-O{{*}} I taste nothing.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Then that means Springfield’s food tastes the same to you as all the food you eat in New York.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo! Springfield is a culinary capital!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sick}}
{{TB|I think I'm going to throw up again.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Well, one little silver lining for you…you won't taste it. {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Scotty Boom]]|colspan=2}}
}}

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