Editing The Simpson Genome Project

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Simpson Genome Project
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}}
|requirements = [[Springfield Historical Society]]
|characters = [[Hollis Hurlbut]]
|optional = 
|previous = [[Museum of Unnatural History]]
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Simpson Genome Project''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}} content update. It requires [[Springfield Historical Society]] and [[Hollis Hurlbut]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon}}
{{TB|DNA analysis has opened the floodgates of historical inquiry.}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Anyone interested in a free DNA swab? Learn your family's genetic roots?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Of course! I'd LOVE to know what great peoples of the past I'm related to.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Lisa, I'm not sure the genetic soup that made me and Bart is a tasty one…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Get a Genetic Test|4 hours|the [[Springfield Historical Society]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Hollis Hurlbut Send Tests Away for Study|4 hours|the [[Springfield Historical Society]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The results are in! The Simpson gene is overwhelmingly Neanderthal!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Well, I did hear every person of Eurasian descent has a TINY amount of Neanderthal in them…}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon}}
{{TB|It would be more precise to say the Simpsons have a tiny amount of human in them.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I don't suppose you'd be willing to change that result? For my peace of mind?}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Lisa, I'm a historian. Twisting the evidence in whatever way is most convenient is what I do. Consider it done!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hollis Hurlbut Alter the Facts|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]] or the [[Springfield Historical Society]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon}}
{{TB|It's amazing that primitive cavemen could survive into modern times. You should be so proud, Cave Lisa.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|I'm a straight-A student! I'm not a caveman!}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon}}
{{TB|WWell, I'll run a few more tests. But Neanderthals DID have larger craniums. It all fits, you see.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|NOTHING FITS! RUN MORE TESTS!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Get Further Testing|4 hours|the [[Springfield Historical Society]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Go in for Testing|4 hours|the [[Springfield Historical Society]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, Lisa, you both have the largest heads I've ever recorded.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|That's why I'm so smart. Smart as an ape, they all say!}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Such fascinating primate behavior. What a discovery!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|I'M NOT A DISCOVERY AND NEITHER IS MY DAD!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, as a peace offering, I brought you a present.}}
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Here. A shank of wild boar. I know how your people love big meat shanks.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Save it. If I'm a Neanderthal, then I am going to celebrate my history.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Besides, do you have any idea how interesting this will look on a college application? [[Yale]], here I come!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And I get to go on disability!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Study Neanderthal History|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Skip Work|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the scientific research project {{W|Human Genome Project}}.

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