View source for Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}}
|requirements = 
|characters = {{TOCG|Wise Guys}}, [[Homer]]
|optional = [[Quimby]], [[Costas Becker]], [[Wiggum]]
|previous = {{TOQP|The Made Men Who Made Us|5}}<br>{{TOQP2|The Cropfather|5}}<br>{{TOQP|Law & Disorder|5}}<br>{{TOQP|Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved|5}}
|next = 
|event = yes
}}

'''Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing all four questlines|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|See, Homer? There was nothin' to worry about.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We never got thrown into jail, and that Costas Becker guy is off our backs. Life is good!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Costas Becker? That's the guy you borrowed money from to go into the tomacco business!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Yes. No. Maybe?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble*}}
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Singed}}
{{TB|And here I am! Not as dead as you wished me to be!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Hey, honey, how 'bout we go shopping for a new mattress RIGHT NOW!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And I'll strap on my jetpack and fly away from danger!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Bribe Their Way Out of Prison|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], or a [[Brown House]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Happily Accept "Donations"|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Go Mattress Shopping|4 hours|[[Mattress King]], [[Mattress King Warehouse]], a {{TOG|Shop}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Surprise No One by Not Being Dead|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum "Enjoy" His Jetpack|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Simpsanos}}