Editing Bread And Putter

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Bread And Putter
|image = 
|level = 32
|update = {{TOCU|Level 32}}
|requirements = 
|characters = 
|optional = 
|previous = {{TOQP|Rod And Todd|10}}
|next = 
}}

'''Bread And Putter''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 32}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Homer, I’m seeing a lot of your children’s influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls.}}
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{{TB|You’re welcome, Ned. Glad we could help.}}
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{{TB|No, Homer, I’m saying I don’t want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are.}}
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{{TB|What?! But your kids are weird!}}
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{{TB|Well, your kids are… wild!}}
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{{TB|How dare you! There’s only one-way to settle the question of who’s a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Huh? How would that settle anything?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sounds like somebody’s chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|No, I just don’t understand how minigolf relates to--}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bok-bok-bok-bok--}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Fine, you’re on!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament" and "Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament". The tasks take place at [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]] and take 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|I wanna do this.}}
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{{TB|Sorry, this tournament is private.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Dude, did you not notice my threatening tone when I said...}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|I wanna do this.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}gulp{{*}} Open tournament! Anyone can join!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to round one of Mini-Masters! First up are Bart, Rod and Nelson. Remember boys, the important thing is that everyone has fun.}}
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{{TB|I feel the same way.}}
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{{TB|I don’t feel the same way, Bart. I want you to win at all costs.}}
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{{TB|Homer, you’re doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you’re saying.}}
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{{TB|What are you talking about? I’m not whispering!}}
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{{TB|I think they can hear me so I’m going to stop whispering now.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Rod Go Minigolfing" and "Make Nelson Go Minigolfing". The tasks take place at [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can’t believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Eighteen holes. This is hole number three.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Life’s too short -- I’m gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, Nelson’s out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole...}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn’t crawl out!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|o I guess you win this round, Bart.}}
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{{TB|Congratulations, Homer. You’re being surprisingly gracious about this.}}
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{{TB|About what?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|About Bart's winning.}}
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{{TB|We won? Yes! In your face, sucka!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|That's the Homer I know.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|t’s time for round two of this Yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, you wouldn’t have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But that entails not drinking and daily showers.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Fine. Gimme the putter.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Todd Go Minigolfing", "Make Lisa Go Minigolfing" and "Make Martin Go Minigolfing". The tasks take place at [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is… Todd some-relation Flanders!}}
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{{TB|Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis.}}
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{{TB|Well, that doesn’t make me feel very good.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You know what would’ve made you feel good?}}
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{{TB|Not losing?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Bingo.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And for the final qualifying round of this… mini-golf thing, it’s… Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I’m gonna nap in my car.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB| can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don’t feel bad about it!}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, I feel a little bad.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing" and "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The tasks take place at [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I can’t believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|He must be some kind of golfing expert.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|I like the sound when the little egg goes in the hole!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, Todd, and Ralph, congratulations on making it to the final round.}}
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{{TB|In my book, you are all winners.}}
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{{TB|Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Todd Go Minigolfing" and "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The tasks take place at [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
{{TB|The giant alligator ate my ball!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|It’s an alligator statue -- it’s supposed to eat your ball. That’s why there’s a flag sticking out of it’s nostril..}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
{{TB|I forfeit!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway.}}
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{{TB|I’m like [[Tiger Woods]]… the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart! I don’t mean to be negative… but you sucked like crazy!}}
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{{TB|I had an off day.}}
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{{TB|Ralphie’s so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart.}}
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{{TB|Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what’s in that bag he handed you?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers.}}
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{{TB|He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don’t suck, you’re just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?!}}
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{{TB|I'm a great father!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Wanna play taser-tag?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I sure do, son. I sure do.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|2500}} and {{XP|250}}|colspan=2}}
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