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{{Title|Squidport}}
{{for2|the location|Springfield Squidport}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Squidport
|image = 
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Squidport}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Homer]]<br>[[Sea Captain]]
|optional = 
|previous = {{TOQP|Is There an Al Coholic Here|2}}
|next = 
}}

'''Squidport''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Squidport}} content update. The questline unlocks the [[Springfield Squidport]] and several characters, buildings and decorations to go with it.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh‎}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|What’s wrong, Dad?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Oh, that wasn’t an annoyed “d’oh” -- I was just thinking about “dough”.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Like the delicious fried dough they used to sell down at the waterfront.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Get in the car, kids! We're going to the Squidport!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Dad, remember? You blew up the town. There is no Squidport.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh‎}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|That one was an annoyed d’oh.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|I suppose we could rebuild the Squidport. It'd be nice to see our town finally stretch down to the water.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Get in the car, kids! We're going to rebuild the Squidport!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Nobody “gets in cars” anymore.  We all just walk around aimlessly on the streets.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|D'oh}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Which kind was that?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Little of both.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Have Beach Expansion" and "Have Water Expansion".|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Okay, water expansion bought!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|...and it was surprisingly easy considering it’s prime oceanfront property and all my money is fake.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Great!  Now we can build the Squidport Entrance.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|You know what they say: “Every great building begins with the door!”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Who says that?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|I dunno, building builders, I assume.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Place Squidport Entrance".|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So I’ve bought the Squidport Entrance, and I should place it… um…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|On the waterfront.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yes! Yes, exactly… and I would find that… er…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|In front of the water.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I know that. I’m not totally incompetent.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The water is the blue part, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Just put it in the shaded area.}}
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Squidport Entrance]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|If the player tries to place it somewhere else:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Message}}
{{TB|Please place the Squidport in the shaded area, and stop being dumb on purpose.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy‎}}
{{TB|Mmm, fried dough. A plate-sized glob of wet flour, deep fried and covered with whipped cream… Ow! Chest pains!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|I need to exercise. By walking a short distance along the boardwalk to get to the Fried Dough Stand.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Place Boardwalk Sections".|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Message}}
{{TB|Place the boardwalk section and drag to create a boardwalk.}}
{{THT|If the player tries to place it somewhere else:|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Message}}
{{TB|Shaded. Area.  Don’t make me turn this game around!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Ah, the Squidport! Full of charming junkies and colorful runaways, attracted by the smell of carnival food and shady merchants...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Wait a minute! My Squidport doesn’t have any of that!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Dad?  Is something wrong?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|No, Sweetie.  Daddy just has to have a talk with some of his real estate partners.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|STUPID WATERFRONT! EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF THE JUNKIES AND RUNAWAYS!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Homer Swear at the Ocean". The task takes place at the [[Squidport Entrance]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext2|The Old Man and the Sea|1}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{TOQPrev2|The Old Man and the Sea|2}}
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Y’arr, the Squidport! This old seadog has spent many a silver here, having me caricature made and eating Dipping Dots.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Tho something’s different now, can’t lay a finger to it.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎|Aghast}}
{{TB|Wait, I have it -- it’s become totally lame.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|I know, right?  You can’t buy a fried anything or squoosh a penny into a worthless flat oval.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Me men’ll get this place into ship-shape. The finest builders what sailed the seas!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|It makes sense that sailors would know carpentry. They have to constantly repair the ship.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Aye. We’ll start by building a logo store to increase footfalls and up the spill-over effect.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Okay, now it's making less sense.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Sailors must also be well versed in mall-science and neuromarketing.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Build the Itchy & Scratchy Store". It takes 3 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[The Itchy and Scratchy Store]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After select the building|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Squidport buildings can only be placed on the boardwalk, ye land-lubbers!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Yeah, build on the boardwalk, Land-lubbers! If you lub land so much, why don’t you marry it?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Y’arr, Homer, don’t help.}}
{{THT|If the player doesn't place it on the boardwalk|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|ou have to put Squidport buildings on the boardwalk, or the pirate guy will get mad!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Pirate?! Aarg, I should keelhaul the lot of ye!}}
{{THT|If the player doesn't place it in the shaded area|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Dash my buttons! Build in the shaded area, or I’ll run you up the mast and let the gulls have at ye!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|T’is a start, but a short boardwalk is like a peg-leg dancing girl. If she’s right there, you’ll look at ‘er, but enh. Ye need to build more Boardwalk.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|How do we do that? I mean, I know… but explain it slowly for the people who aren’t as smart as me am.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Head ye over to the Squidport Entrance and then, er… I don't know, just build it.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Build a Boardwalk Section at the Squidport Entrance".|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|And ye can always speed the work along with donuts!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|What a surprise.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Little girl, I need some supplies, where can an old salt get hands on rope and tarps?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Are you going out to sea again?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Nay, I’m going to an [[Adele]] concert and wanted to unfurl a sign that says I heart her. I’ve got bad seats so it has to be a big one.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Well, the boardwalk used to have a place that sold camping supplies.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|And it shall again. Fall on, men -- the cheap seats await!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Have Boardwalk Sections x8" and "Build Malaria Zone". It takes 3 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Malaria Zone]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Y’arr! The boardwalk is coming ‘round nicely, but still there’s something missing.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon‎}}
{{TB|Mr. Captain, sir? If I could offer a suggestion… a spruce or two could really, well, spruce things up!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|That’s it exactly, matey! You gay men always have the best design advice.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon‎}}
{{TB|Oh, I’m not a homosexual.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Neither am I, wink-wink! Now let’s get to decorating, girlfriend!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Have Boardwalk Lampost", "Have Boardwalk Trees" (x3) and "Have Boardwalk Fences" (x5).|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{TOQPrev2|The Old Man and the Sea|3}}
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Y’arr! I’ve learned a thing or three in me travels. Things I’d like ta share with the good folk o’ Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Mayhaps a cultural imports store.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|It’s so wonderful that you want to expose people to the crafts and cultures of distant peoples!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|N’arr, I jest want to fleece tourists the way the locals fleeced me everywhere I went.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Maybe unload some tribal gew-gaws I got conned inta buying.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Have Boardwalk Sections" (x12) and "Build Just Rainsticks". It takes 3 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Just Rainsticks]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext2|The Old Man and the Sea|4}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{TOQPrev2|The Old Man and the Sea|4}}
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|...and I said, “That’s as useful as a tall powder monkey!”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|I don't get it.‎}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|If he was tall, he couldn’t fit in the gunwale which would be hilarious because… aw, forget it!‎}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|My quality sea-comedy’s too good for the likes of you. Ye can amuse yerself with the low-rent antics of boardwalk street performers.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Have a Street Performer". The player has to purchase one of the [[The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters/Boardwalk Performers|Boardwalk Performers]].|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 11 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Now this is a boardwalk on which Ahab himself would be proud to play skeeball.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|The Squidport is finally ready for the placement of its crowning jewel.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Jewels? You’re going to share your ill-gotten treasure booty with us!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Stop calling me a pirate! I meant a metaphorical  jewel. Something that will really make the Squidport shine.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|A fried dough stand?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Better than that.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|An Antique Book Store?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Better than that.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon‎}}
{{TB|A hundred foot tall climbing wall that you parachute down from?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Well okay, not as good as that.‎}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Have Boardwalk Sections" (x16) and "Build the Frying Dutchman". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[The Frying Dutchman]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext2|The Frying Dutchman|1}}

=== Pt. 12 ===
{{TOQPrev2|The Frying Dutchman|2}}
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Aghast‎}}
{{TB|Homer, I’m beggin’ ye. What can I do to have you turn your mighty eatin’ power elsewhere?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Well, the only reason I even came down to the waterfront was to get some fried dough.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|That’s it? That’s all we have ta do? Yee-haw! I mean… I don't know, whatever sailors say when they're happy.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Have Boardwalk Sections" (x17) and "Build a Fried Dough Stand".|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Fried Dough Stand]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|There, take it! Eat ye vast yellow whale! Eat yer fried dough! Eat like the great sucking whirlpool you are!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Hmm, you know what’s funny? I’m not hungry anymore. I’m feeling kind of nappish.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext2|The Old Man and the Sea|5}}

=== Pt. 13 ===
{{TOQPrev2|The Old Man and the Sea|5}}
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|[[Poseidon]] and {{ap|Neptune|god}} have decided they will only be appeased if we build more random stores on the boardwalk.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|I know, I was as surprised as you. Gods, huh? Who can figure ‘em out?}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Have Boardwalk Sections" (x21) and "Reach Level 16 and Build Turban Outfitters". It take 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Turban Outfitters]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 14 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Y’arr, salty air and sand have caused me tattoos to fade. That and the obsessive hand washing brought on by me OCD.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Time I go in for some fresh ink!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Have Boardwalk Sections" (x25) and "Reach Level 17 and Build My First Tattoo". It take 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[My First Tattoo]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 15 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Mr. Sea Captain? As much as I love your quaint restaurant, there really aren’t many breakfast options.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|What are ye talking about? The swim bladder of a kipper is a breakfast delicacy on Norwegian prison ships.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Be that as it may, I think vegetarians would prefer, pretty much anything else. How about muffins?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon‎}}
{{TB|Vegetarians? Preachy blowhards! But I suppose their money’s green enough. Let’s build your Muffin shop!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Have Boardwalk Sections" (x27) and "Reach Level 18 and Build Much Ado About Muffins". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Much Ado About Muffins]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 16 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|The gods have seen that our hearts are true and that we are trying to please them.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Still, they want us to build a store whose name doesn’t, in any way, explain what kind of products the store sells. They were that specific.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Have Boardwalk Sections" (x31) and "Reach Level 19 and Build Crypto Barn". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Crypto Barn]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Y’arr, let the bells ring out! The Sea Gods have accepted our offering! The oceans are once again roiling with bountiful sea life. And we are killing it as fast as we can.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|And best of all, my restaurant is turning a moderate profit, all thanks to my renewed humility and mindfulness.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|And the sign I put over the door: “No Fatties!”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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