Editing Hail to the Teeth

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{{Episode
|image=Hail to the Teeth promo 6.png
|number= 673
|season=31
|snumber=11
|prodcode= ZABF05
|airdate= January 5, [[2020]]
|titlescreen="[[2019]]" [[Grampa]] is being lifted up, saying "I've got a few days left", while "[[2020]]" [[Maggie]] is falling down with a parachute
|billboard=[[2020]] Eyeglasses We don't help your vision, it's just the year
|blackboard= Teacher spent new year's eve at home by choice
|couchgag= The family sits on a couch, the image of it is seen on a bronze coin that [[Nelson]] places on a railroad, and gets flattened. Nelson shows it shining and he exclaims [[Ha Ha!]], just before getting hit by another train
|guests= [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]] and {{ap|Rabbi|Daddicus Finch}}
|showrunner= [[Al Jean]]
|writer= [[Elisabeth Kiernan Averick]]
|director= [[Mark Kirkland]]
}}

'''"Hail to the Teeth"''' is the eleventh episode of [[season 31]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the six-hundred and seventy-third episode overall. It originally aired on January 5, [[2020]]. The episode was written by [[Elisabeth Kiernan Averick]] and directed by [[Mark Kirkland]]. It guest stars [[Jon Lovitz]] as [[Artie Ziff]] and {{ap|Rabbi|Daddicus Finch}}.

== Synopsis ==
{{Desc|[[Homer]] and [[Marge]] attend [[Artie Ziff]]'s wedding and become quite uncomfortable when they realize that his bride-to-be is a clone of Marge. Meanwhile, [[Lisa]] grapples with the misogynistic implications of the immediate popularity she receives after getting her new Invisalign braces.}}

== Plot ==
[[Lisa]] is walking down the sidewalk of a street reading [[Li'l Eco-Warrior Magazine]], when she meets a man that tells her she'd be more pretty if she smiled. 

At dinner, Lisa tells the family about it, and [[Bart]] shows her with an app, [[Puber]], how she'd look in puberty, with a picture of her with braces.  Marge explains that the orthodontist they originally went to ("[[Last Exit to Springfield]]") was a rouge periodontist and Lisa has to get braces again due to playing the saxophone. Afterward, [[Marge]] brings a gift they received to the table, a hologram of [[Artie Ziff]] inviting them to his marriage.

At [[Kidzrule Orthodontics!]], Lisa gets the braces to her upper teeth and can't stop smiling broadly due to them. 

At Artie's bachelor party, Homer and Marge listen to how Artie met the new woman of his life. [[Kent Brockman]] fails to get the attention of the wedding planner (even though he's married). Homer gets into a food coma after eating a pig.

At [[Springfield Elementary School|school]], everybody compliments Lisa, having changed their look on her thanks to the smile. 

At the wedding, no-one is sitting on the bride's side.  Homer is asked to walk the bride down the aisle, and after negotiating to get an extra piece of cake, agrees.  After Artie and his bride exchange their own vows, the Rabbi pronounces them husband and wife, and Artie removes her veil to reveal that his bride looks exactly like Marge.

Lisa finds herself with new power, to influence people to do good, and starts using it at school for recycling and stopping the bullies, so she candidates as student body president.  With 1 week to go to the election, she returns to [[Kidzrule Orthodontics!]] to get the braces on her lower teeth and loses her smile, turning it into a permanent frown.  The doctor says it will be like that for six months.  Meanwhile, [[Wiggum]], [[Eddie]] and [[Lou]] go in search of [[Ralph]]'s retainer on Garbage Island, after he finds out that a new one would cost $500.

Later, in the hotel, while Homer is taking everything out of the mini-fridge, Marge and Homer find out from Artie that his wife is really a robot and that he built many robots in her image. Marge convinces him he can use them for good, and they build the Orfanato de Artie Ziff, an orphanage. When he tells an interviewer his future will be marrying one of them, they all fly away.

At the Student Council debate, [[Mary Bailey]] is the moderator, and introduces [[Dubya Spuckler]] in person, and Lisa on a [[Skype]] call due to her being "sick".  Her trick to hide the frown fails when [[Martin]] fails to use the program to modify her image properly. Everyone sees Lisa's frown and they all lose confidence in her, voting for Dubya. Marge manages to console her, but it is revealed that it was one of Artie's clones.  Later, Artie is at dinner with 5 other clones and they prefer to power down than to continue to have dinner with him. 

During the closing credits, several moments of Lisa growing up with a frown on her face are then shown, with the last image being her with a happy face, meditating under a tree.

== Production ==
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== International airdates ==
{{Airdates
|asiadate= June 21, 2020
|asiachannel= {{W2|Fox|Southeast Asian TV channel|Fox Asia}}
|asianote=
|ukrdate= September 26, 2020
|ukrchannel= NLO TV
|ukrnote= 
|esLAdate= October 4, 2020
|esLAchannel= {{W2|Fox|Latin America TV channel|Fox Channel Latin America}}
|esLAnote=
|brdate= October 5, 2020
|brchannel= {{W2|Fox|Latin America TV channel|Fox Channel Latin America}}
|brnote=
}}

== Gallery ==
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== Promo videos ==
*{{youtube|wt4Y_knsZvo|Bart & Lisa Watch A Dated Workplace Video}}
*{{youtube|TiSdCtQCP3o|Homer Walks The Bride Down The Aisle}}
*[[File:Twitter - logo.png|20px]] [https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/1213807360076079104 "Hope you're hungry — we're serving up extra helpings of laughs TONIGHT at 8/7c! 🍽" on '''Twitter''']

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