Realty Bites/Quotes

Quotes

Season 9 Episode Quotes

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[Marge picks up her dole check]

Marge: 200 dollars for doing nothing?! I feel like such a crook...

George Bush: Don't worry, it gets easier every week.

Lionel Hutz: Marge, I had a lot of calls about you. Customers love your no-pressure approach.

Marge: Well, like we say: "The right house for the right person."

Lionel Hutz: Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, Marge. The right house is the house that's for sale. The right person is anyone.

Marge: But... all I did was tell the truth.

Lionel Hutz: Of course you did! But there's the truth, [Hutz glares at Marge and shakes his head] and the truth! [Hutz smiles at Marge and nods]

Maude: Now slow down, Neddy. The home-buyers' course said always look inside the house before buying.

[The front wall of the house falls over, revealing a room with nothing but Lenny sitting at a table with a can of soup.]

Marge: Well, there it is.

Lenny: Please don't tell anyone how I live.

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