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Miracle on Evergreen Terrace/Quotes

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Season 9 Episode Quotes
187 "Realty Bites"
188
"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
"All Singing, All Dancing" 189


Bart: ...aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa.

Marge: [to Homer] I know you're used to getting hate mail, but I'm not!

Kent: In my long career, I've seen some pretty shabby things. But this putrid fraud out stinks them all.
Camera Man: Aaaaaaand cut.
Kent: I just wanna thank you folks so much. This has turned out to be a really great story for me!

Kent: Kent Brockman here for a follow-up with Springfield's favorite hard-luck family, the Simpsons. Folks, any words for the Christmas thief if he's watching?
Homer: Eh, yes... Kent. Uh, hello... jerk. We may never find you, and we should probably all stop looking. But one thing's for sure... you do exist.
Kent: Strong words, strong bewildering words.

Homer: Is this car $15,000?
Salesman: [rubs off the $12,000 price tag] It is now. And because of your loss, folks, I'll throw in the undercoating for two hund---No, four hundred and ninety bucks!
Homer: What a deal! I'd be a sucker not to get it!
Bart: I don't know about this, dad, shouldn't we give the money to charity or some—Oww!
Salesman: Oh, I'm sorry, I jammed you with my pen.
Bart: Oww! You're still doing it!
Salesman: I know.

Krusty: Fifteen thousand mazoolians? Holy shlamola! Whaddya gonna do with all that kablingy?
Season 9 Quotes
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson The Principal and the Pauper Lisa's Sax Treehouse of Horror VIII The Cartridge Family Bart Star The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons Lisa the Skeptic Realty Bites Miracle on Evergreen Terrace All Singing, All Dancing Bart Carny The Joy of Sect Das Bus The Last Temptation of Krust Dumbbell Indemnity Lisa the Simpson This Little Wiggy Simpson Tide The Trouble with Trillions Girly Edition Trash of the Titans King of the Hill Lost Our Lisa Natural Born Kissers