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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lost Our Lisa|Lard of the Dance}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lost Our Lisa|Lard of the Dance}} | ||
| − | :''[Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector]'' | + | :''[Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} What are we looking for, anyway? | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What are we looking for, anyway? |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Pirate booty! What else? | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Pirate booty! What else? |
| − | :''[Bart starts daydreaming about pirates burying treasure on a desert island]'' | + | :''[Bart starts daydreaming about pirates burying treasure on a desert island.]'' |
{{qf|Captain}} Arrrr! Now we bury the treasure! | {{qf|Captain}} Arrrr! Now we bury the treasure! | ||
{{qf|Sissy Pirate}} Uh, Captain? Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like. | {{qf|Sissy Pirate}} Uh, Captain? Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like. | ||
| − | :''[The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand]'' | + | :''[The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand.]'' |
{{qf|Captain}} Arrrr! We'll dig up the treasure in seven yarrr! I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will hold for safe keepin'! | {{qf|Captain}} Arrrr! We'll dig up the treasure in seven yarrr! I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will hold for safe keepin'! | ||
| − | :''[A parrot on the captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously]'' | + | :''[A parrot on the captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously.]'' |
| − | :''[Back to reality]'' | + | :''[Back to reality.]'' |
{{qf|Bart}} So you see, there's treasure everywhere! | {{qf|Bart}} So you see, there's treasure everywhere! | ||
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:''[Everyone at the stadium sees Homer and Marge nude.]'' | :''[Everyone at the stadium sees Homer and Marge nude.]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[mockingly]'' Take a picture. It'll last longer. |
| − | :''[Everyone starts taking pictures]'' | + | :''[Everyone starts taking pictures.]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} Aww, why did it have to be World Camera Day? | {{qf|Homer}} Aww, why did it have to be World Camera Day? | ||
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| − | {{qf|Marge}} This is so naughty, coming back to our old love nest! | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} This is so naughty, coming back to our old love nest! |
{{qf|Homer}} It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up. | {{qf|Homer}} It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up. | ||
{{qf|Marge}} We sure drank a lot that night. | {{qf|Marge}} We sure drank a lot that night. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, I was afraid Bart would be born a dimwit! Hahaha! | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, I was afraid Bart would be born a dimwit! Hahaha! | ||
| − | {{qf|Marge}} Heh, heh, mmm...yeah. | + | {{qf|Marge}} Heh, heh, mmm... yeah. |
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| − | :''[People are wondering what's in the windmill]'' | + | :''[People are wondering what's in the windmill.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Moe}} Who cares what it is? Let's monoxide it. | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Who cares what it is? Let's monoxide it. |
| − | :''[He sticks a hose connected to a car gas tank into the windmill]'' | + | :''[He sticks a hose connected to a car gas tank into the windmill.]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} Oh, why are people always trying to kill me? | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, why are people always trying to kill me? | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Hello, everybody. | {{qf|Homer}} Hello, everybody. | ||
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, you're back. Did you | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, you're back. Did you 'Rock the Casbah?' |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Bart! | + | {{qf|Homer}} Bart!... Yes. |
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{{qf|Bart}} Whoa! Excellent haul! | {{qf|Bart}} Whoa! Excellent haul! | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Now they did say bed and breakfast, right? | {{qf|Homer}} Now they did say bed and breakfast, right? | ||
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| − | {{qf|Carl}} Hey Homer, see you at Moe's? | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} Hey Homer, see you at Moe's? |
| − | {{qf|Lenny}} He put new electrical tape on the cushions! | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} He put new electrical tape on the cushions! |
{{qf|Homer}} Sorry, guys. Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed 'n' breakfast. | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, guys. Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed 'n' breakfast. | ||
{{qf|Carl}} Oh, trying to jump-start the old marriage, huh? | {{qf|Carl}} Oh, trying to jump-start the old marriage, huh? | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Nah, it'd just be awkward. What with the sex and all. | {{qf|Homer}} Nah, it'd just be awkward. What with the sex and all. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} Okay, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons are mine, snuff boxes and cameos are yours. Now, as for wands and | + | {{qf|Bart}} Okay, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons are mine, snuff boxes and cameos are yours. Now, as for wands and scepters... |
{{qf|Lisa}} It's a bottle cap. | {{qf|Lisa}} It's a bottle cap. | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Jewel-encrusted? | {{qf|Bart}} Jewel-encrusted? | ||
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{{qf|Farmer}} If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass forkin'! | {{qf|Farmer}} If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass forkin'! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Abe}} That's my brass knee! Steel hip! That one's news to me! | + | {{qf|[[Abe]]}} That's my brass knee! Steel hip! That one's news to me! |
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{{qf|Marge}} Aww, look, Homie, our wedding cake! | {{qf|Marge}} Aww, look, Homie, our wedding cake! | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral. | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral. | ||
| − | {{qf|Marge}} You mean Frank Grimes? | + | {{qf|Marge}} You mean [[Frank Grimes]]? |
{{qf|Homer}} Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy? | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy? | ||
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} Right now I'm drunk on | + | {{qf|Homer}} Right now I'm drunk on love... and beer. |
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| − | {{qf|Marge}} When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to buy a | + | {{qf|Marge}} When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to buy a refrigerator motor? |
{{qf|Homer}} Naw, I never thought I'd live this long. | {{qf|Homer}} Naw, I never thought I'd live this long. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon! | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon! |
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| − | {{qf|Gil}} They stole the balloon! I've been living in there! | + | {{qf|[[Gil]]}} They stole the balloon! I've been living in there! |
---- | ---- | ||
:''[Homer and Marge are trapped inside a mini-golf obstacle.]'' | :''[Homer and Marge are trapped inside a mini-golf obstacle.]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Maude}} Rod, you've got small girlish hands, reach in and fish it out! | + | {{qf|[[Maude]]}} Rod, you've got small girlish hands, reach in and fish it out! |
{{qf|Marge}} A hand! | {{qf|Marge}} A hand! | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Eeee! | {{qf|Homer}} Eeee! | ||
| − | :''[Homer whacks Rod]'' | + | :''[Homer whacks Rod.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Rod}} Ooow, daddy, something attacked me! | + | {{qf|[[Rod]]}} Ooow, daddy, something attacked me! |
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{{qf|Carl}} How d'you do ma'am. | {{qf|Carl}} How d'you do ma'am. | ||
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{{qf|Bart}} What's with the love thang? | {{qf|Bart}} What's with the love thang? | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Let's just say the country air did us good. | {{qf|Marge}} Let's just say the country air did us good. | ||
| − | :''[An audience cheers and wolf whistles]'' | + | :''[An audience cheers and wolf whistles.]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on. | {{qf|Homer}} Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on. | ||
:''[Audience says "Wuh ooh!"]'' | :''[Audience says "Wuh ooh!"]'' | ||
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| − | :''[Santa's Little Helper walks into the bedroom.]'' | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Santa's Little Helper]] walks into the bedroom.]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} Look who's here! | {{qf|Homer}} Look who's here! | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Oooh! Who's a good boy? | {{qf|Marge}} Oooh! Who's a good boy? | ||
{{qf|Homer}} He's the best boy! | {{qf|Homer}} He's the best boy! | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Oh yes, he is, yes, he is! | {{qf|Marge}} Oh yes, he is, yes, he is! | ||
| − | :''[The dog exits]'' | + | :''[The dog exits.]'' |
{{qf|Homer}} Hey Marge, wasn't that great when the dog came in here? | {{qf|Homer}} Hey Marge, wasn't that great when the dog came in here? | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Oh yeah, he's really special! | {{qf|Marge}} Oh yeah, he's really special! | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Good night. | {{qf|Homer}} Good night. | ||
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| − | :''[Bart, Lisa and Grampa watch the countdown at the start of the alternate ending to Casablanca]'' | + | :''[Bart, Lisa and Grampa watch the countdown at the start of the alternate ending to Casablanca.]'' |
{{qf|Grampa}} Here comes two! | {{qf|Grampa}} Here comes two! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[flying hot air balloon]'' Okay, I think I've figured this thing out. You can go up and down, but not side-to-side, or... back in time. |
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| − | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Boy, I'll tell you, they only come out at night... or, in this case, the day. | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Boy, I'll tell you, they only come out at night... or, in this case, the day. |
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{{qf|Marge}} Whatever happened to Grampa? He was supposed to baby-sit. | {{qf|Marge}} Whatever happened to Grampa? He was supposed to baby-sit. | ||
| − | :''[Cut to Grampa in the Flanders' house watching Rod and Todd play checkers]'' | + | :''[Cut to Grampa in the [[744 Evergreen Terrace|Flanders' house]] watching Rod and Todd play checkers.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Grampa}} | + | {{qf|Grampa}} ''[to Rod]'' Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king. |
{{qf|Rod}} I'm not Bart, I'm Rod Flanders. | {{qf|Rod}} I'm not Bart, I'm Rod Flanders. | ||
| − | {{qf|Grampa}} There you go with that smart mouth! | + | {{qf|Grampa}} There you go with that smart mouth! ''[to Todd]'' Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch. |
{{qf|Todd}} Yes, sir! | {{qf|Todd}} Yes, sir! | ||
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{{qf|Maude}} And they are running around like the day God made them. | {{qf|Maude}} And they are running around like the day God made them. | ||
| − | {{qf|Helen}} Oh, no-- | + | {{qf|[[Helen]]}} Oh, no-- |
| − | {{qf|Moe}} | + | {{qf|Moe}} ''[imitating Helen]'' Oh, please think of the children. |
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- [Bart and Lisa are in the backyard using Grampa's metal detector.]
- Lisa: What are we looking for, anyway?
- Bart: Pirate booty! What else?
- [Bart starts daydreaming about pirates burying treasure on a desert island.]
- Captain: Arrrr! Now we bury the treasure!
- Sissy Pirate: Uh, Captain? Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like.
- [The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand.]
- Captain: Arrrr! We'll dig up the treasure in seven yarrr! I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will hold for safe keepin'!
- [A parrot on the captain's shoulder takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously.]
- [Back to reality.]
- Bart: So you see, there's treasure everywhere!
- [Everyone at the stadium sees Homer and Marge nude.]
- Homer: [mockingly] Take a picture. It'll last longer.
- [Everyone starts taking pictures.]
- Homer: Aww, why did it have to be World Camera Day?
- Marge: This is so naughty, coming back to our old love nest!
- Homer: It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up.
- Marge: We sure drank a lot that night.
- Homer: Yeah, I was afraid Bart would be born a dimwit! Hahaha!
- Marge: Heh, heh, mmm... yeah.
- [People are wondering what's in the windmill.]
- Moe: Who cares what it is? Let's monoxide it.
- [He sticks a hose connected to a car gas tank into the windmill.]
- Homer: Oh, why are people always trying to kill me?
- Lisa: Wow! An alternate ending to "Casablanca." Bart, this could be priceless!
- Bart: Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind of priceless?
- Homer: Hello, everybody.
- Bart: Hey, you're back. Did you 'Rock the Casbah?'
- Homer: Bart!... Yes.
- Bart: Whoa! Excellent haul!
- Lisa: But it's all trash.
- Bart: Exactly. Now there's nothing left out there but treasure.
- Homer: Now they did say bed and breakfast, right?
- Carl: Hey Homer, see you at Moe's?
- Lenny: He put new electrical tape on the cushions!
- Homer: Sorry, guys. Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed 'n' breakfast.
- Carl: Oh, trying to jump-start the old marriage, huh?
- Lenny: Can I come?
- Homer: Nah, it'd just be awkward. What with the sex and all.
- Bart: Okay, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons are mine, snuff boxes and cameos are yours. Now, as for wands and scepters...
- Lisa: It's a bottle cap.
- Bart: Jewel-encrusted?
- Farmer: If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass forkin'!
- Abe: That's my brass knee! Steel hip! That one's news to me!
- Marge: Aww, look, Homie, our wedding cake!
- Homer: You mean there's been cake in our freezer for eleven years? Why was I not informed?
- Homer: Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral.
- Marge: You mean Frank Grimes?
- Homer: Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy?
- Homer: Right now I'm drunk on love... and beer.
- Marge: When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to buy a refrigerator motor?
- Homer: Naw, I never thought I'd live this long.
- Sideshow Mel: Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!
- Gil: They stole the balloon! I've been living in there!
- [Homer and Marge are trapped inside a mini-golf obstacle.]
- Maude: Rod, you've got small girlish hands, reach in and fish it out!
- Marge: A hand!
- Homer: Eeee!
- [Homer whacks Rod.]
- Rod: Ooow, daddy, something attacked me!
- Carl: How d'you do ma'am.
- Lenny: Hope this evening finds you well.
- Marge: Oh knock it off you perverts.
- Bart: What's with the love thang?
- Marge: Let's just say the country air did us good.
- [An audience cheers and wolf whistles.]
- Homer: Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on.
- [Audience says "Wuh ooh!"]
- [Santa's Little Helper walks into the bedroom.]
- Homer: Look who's here!
- Marge: Oooh! Who's a good boy?
- Homer: He's the best boy!
- Marge: Oh yes, he is, yes, he is!
- [The dog exits.]
- Homer: Hey Marge, wasn't that great when the dog came in here?
- Marge: Oh yeah, he's really special!
- Homer: I love that dog!
- Marge: I love him too. Good night.
- Homer: Good night.
- [Bart, Lisa and Grampa watch the countdown at the start of the alternate ending to Casablanca.]
- Grampa: Here comes two!
- Homer: [flying hot air balloon] Okay, I think I've figured this thing out. You can go up and down, but not side-to-side, or... back in time.
- Chief Wiggum: Boy, I'll tell you, they only come out at night... or, in this case, the day.
- Marge: Whatever happened to Grampa? He was supposed to baby-sit.
- [Cut to Grampa in the Flanders' house watching Rod and Todd play checkers.]
- Grampa: [to Rod] Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.
- Rod: I'm not Bart, I'm Rod Flanders.
- Grampa: There you go with that smart mouth! [to Todd] Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.
- Todd: Yes, sir!
- Maude: And they are running around like the day God made them.
- Helen: Oh, no--
- Moe: [imitating Helen] Oh, please think of the children.
