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− | + | :''[After Homer destroys the car boot.]'' | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hehe, Homer one. [[New York]] nothin'. ''[steps on destroyed car boot]'' D'oh! | |
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+ | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} That took too long. How come we had to transfer in Atlanta twice? | ||
+ | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I just say we should have payed the extra $1.50 and got a bus with restrooms! | ||
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− | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} We'll meet you in Central Park at 5:00. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Okay, but not a minute later. Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy. (''looks at person on street'') I'm on to you! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Marge}} I don't think it's a good idea to be driving around in a car you built yourself. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[Building a car out of a mattress]'' Okay, Marge, either you can stand there and complain, or you can get started knitting me those seatbelts. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} I can't drink. I'm the designated driver. | |
+ | {{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Ah, that's swell. Duff Beer wholeheartedly supports the designated driver system. Now, who wants to party?! | ||
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Awight New York, I'm comin' back! But you're not gettin' this! ''[throws his wallet into the fireplace]'' | |
− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, our baby pictures were in there! | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Don't you start! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[as the statue of liberty]'' Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full! | |
− | + | {{qf|Sailor}} OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, are those rabbits dead? | |
− | + | {{qf|Marge}} No, no, Lisa they're just sleeping, upside down... and inside out. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Here's a better idea. You give me your address and I'll write to you. | |
− | + | {{qf|Bums}} ''[breathing heavily]'' OK. Send it to Jesus, uh, care of the Pentagon. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} DO'H! | |
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- [After Homer destroys the car boot.]
- Homer: Hehe, Homer one. New York nothin'. [steps on destroyed car boot] D'oh!
- Bart: That took too long. How come we had to transfer in Atlanta twice?
- Lisa: I just say we should have payed the extra $1.50 and got a bus with restrooms!
- Marge: We'll meet you in Central Park at 5:00.
- Homer: Okay, but not a minute later. Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy. (looks at person on street) I'm on to you!
- Marge: I don't think it's a good idea to be driving around in a car you built yourself.
- Homer: [Building a car out of a mattress] Okay, Marge, either you can stand there and complain, or you can get started knitting me those seatbelts.
- Homer: New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes.
- Barney: I can't drink. I'm the designated driver.
- Duffman: Ah, that's swell. Duff Beer wholeheartedly supports the designated driver system. Now, who wants to party?!
- Homer: Awight New York, I'm comin' back! But you're not gettin' this! [throws his wallet into the fireplace]
- Lisa: Dad, our baby pictures were in there!
- Homer: Don't you start!
- Bart: [as the statue of liberty] Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full!
- Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.
- Lisa: Mom, are those rabbits dead?
- Marge: No, no, Lisa they're just sleeping, upside down... and inside out.
- Lisa: Here's a better idea. You give me your address and I'll write to you.
- Bums: [breathing heavily] OK. Send it to Jesus, uh, care of the Pentagon.
- Homer: DO'H!