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Training Day

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Training Day
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: St. Patrick's Day 2014
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Tom O'Flanagan, Homer
Optional characters: See Pt. 1
Next quest(s): Dye The Town Green Pt. 1

Training Day is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the St. Patrick's Day 2014 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Homer March is here! And you know what that means: time to make my New Years Resolution!
Lisa Didn't you make a resolution in January?
Homer I did. It was to stop postponing making New Years Resolutions. It isn't going well.
Lisa So what's your resolution? Hit the gym? Read more? Improve your lexicon?
Homer Lisa, what have I told you about making up words. Gym? Ridiculous.
Homer My resolution is to prepare for St. Patrick's Day down at O'Flanagan's Pub so I don't end up face down in the gutter by accident.
Homer This year, I'll end up there by choice!
Tom O'Flanagan And I won't be taking any excuses like I did last year! So leave your hangovers and heart attacks at home!
Task: "Build O'Flanagan's Pub". It takes 24 hours.
Task: "Send Springfielders to Train for a St. Patrick's Beer Bash" (x10). The jobs take place at O'Flanagan's Pub and take 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Characters that can do the task are:

Homer, Abraham Lincoln, Agnes, Apu, Arnie Pye, Barney, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Booberella, Brandine, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Carl, Chalmers, Wiggum, Cletus, Comic Book Guy, Mr. Burns, Ned, Disco Stu, Dr. Nick, Drederick Tatum, Duffman, Fat Tony, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Herman, Jasper, Judge Snyder, Kang, Kearney, Kirk, Kodos, Kumiko, Legs, Lenny, Lou, Louie, Lugash, Luigi, Marge, Mindy, Miss Springfield, Moe, Moleman, Mr. Costington, Mrs. Krabappel, Otto, Patty, Professor Frink, Quimby, Rev. Lovejoy, Sea Captain, Selma, Skinner, Snake, Suzanne the Witch, The Grumple, The Rich Texan, Tribal Chief, Willie, Wolfcastle, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, Dr. Hibbert, Eddie, Luann, Tom O'Flanagan, The Yes Guy, Sanjay, and Manjula

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark
Tom O'Flanagan To borrow a phrase from James Joyce and Spring Break Cancun - DRINK, DRINK, DRINK!
Homer I'm starting to think this is a bad idea...
Tom O'Flanagan Second thoughts are for the sober! Drink those doubts away!
Homer Booze, you've helped me make - and forget - so many bad decisions. How 'bout one more for old times' sake?
Task: "Make Homer Drink his Doubts Away". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 12 hours.
Homer Woo Hoo! It worked! I no longer regret this reckless romp of drinking!
Homer Or this Gangnam Style tattoo – guaranteed to stay topical and hilarious forever!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark
Tom O'Flanagan Homer, congratulations!
Homer Am I finally ready to participate in all the St. Patrick's Day festivities?
Tom O'Flanagan No, you've graduated from a Wee Little Laddy to a Bar Wench in the O'Flanagan's School of Drinking and Tae Kwon Do.
Homer What's the top level?
Tom O'Flanagan Black belt! Sorry, I mean Leprechaun Lush! But no non-Irishman has ever achieved that level.
Homer Then I shall be the first! And it will be the greatest achievement of my life!
Lisa hat about your three beautiful children and your loving wife?
Homer Who?
Task: "Make Homer Reach Level Leprechaun Lush". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Homer, you've failed at so many things: real estate exams, successfully making lists of three... you must not fail at this.
Homer But this hard, glass-strewn concrete floor looks so inviting. Maybe I'll just take a little nap.
Task: "Make Homer Pass Out". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hello, is anyone there?
Ghost of Liver Past Hoooommmeeeer, it's me. The Ghost of Liver Past.
Homer The Ghost of Liver Past? Never heard of you.
Ghost of Liver Past That's because those Christmas ghosts used up all of our public relations budget! It's all about social media these days. I mean... boooooooooo!
Ghost of Liver Past I'm here to show you how things used to be when you drank responsibly, by magically transporting you through time and space.
Homer Do I have to walk?
Ghost of Liver Past No.
Ghost of Liver Past You do have to stand while I possess you though.
Homer Uhhhh... fine. But I'm bringing a brew.
Task: "Make Homer See his Drinking Past". The job takes 60 minutes.
Ghost of Liver Past Look upon your first St. Patrick's Day beer purchase at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Homer Who's that fat balding guy? And when do I get my raffle ticket?
Ghost of Liver Past I really don't think you're getting what's going on here. That's you. From the past. You follow?
Homer - Sad If I say yes, will I get my raffle ticket?
Task: "Make Homer Pass Out". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Where am I? The last thing I remember was a liver ghost slapping me in the face.
Moe You know what I always say, Homer -- when a liver ghost slaps you, you slap back.
Ghost of Liver Future HOMER! I'm the Ghost of Liver Future! I'm here to show you what you will become if you continue drinking.
Homer - Confused So more being possessed? Jeez, is this St. Patrick's or Halloween?
Task: "Make Homer See What his Drinking Life Might Become". The job takes 4 hours.
Homer - Sad That was awful! The dank, dark bars. The sticky floors. The broken dreams... brand condom machines.
Homer - Sad I don't want that to be my life! Please tell me how I can change my ways!
Ghost of Liver Future I can't... because I'm actually the Ghost of Liver Present! Bet you didn't see that coming!
Homer - Sad So this is what my life is like now? And you're what my liver looks like now?
Ghost of Liver Future I know -- sad, right? There's no Ghost of Liver Future because your liver doesn't have a future.
Ghost of Liver Future Also because people got too used to the three ghost system, so we had to change it up.
Ghost of Liver Future We're beta testing it now. Actually, if you'd be willing to fill out a short questionnaire...
Ghost of Liver Future Oh, you're crying. Well I'll just put down satisfied and see myself out.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer What have I been doing? Training for St. Patrick's Day when I could have been stopping to smell the roses.
Homer Assuming people played the Valentine's Day update.
Homer I was so focused on drinking, I forgot about the most important thing in my life -- my, I don't know, family probably.
Task: "Make Homer Reflect on his Life". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10