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Topiary Wars

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Topiary Wars
Topiary Wars.png
TV Show Information
Genre: Game show competition
Starring: Cathy
Unnamed judge
Unnamed presenter
Country of origin: United States
Channel: Military History Channel
First appearance: "Pay Pal"


Topiary Wars is a TV game show competition on the Military History Channel.

History[edit]

When Homer watched an episode of Topiary Wars on the Military History Channel, Cathy's piece of topiary art, the Taj Mahal, was heavily criticized by the judge who said it should be floated down the Ganges. The presenter apologized to Cathy and told her to turn in her shears and ladders. Cathy then laughed and yelled "Come and get 'em!" before snapping her shears at the presenter's head. After this, Marge turned off the TV which Homer thanked her for and asked why it was on the Military History Channel.

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