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Man: You're on.
Reverend Lovejoy: It's so early. Only sinners are up at this hour.

Judge Snyder: This may only be a mediated settlement of a small claims court case, but I'm still levying the death penalty!

Kent Brockman: We put a hidden camera in my news van during a drug company ambush interview. What it caught me doing on tape will shock you!

James Lipton: Tell me how you prepare yourself emotionally for the physically grueling but, I'm sure, professionally rewarding appearances you make on "Hollywood Squares."
Bumblebee Man: Ay, no hablo inglés, James.

Rainier Wolfcastle: Wake up! I can't interview myself you know.
Reverend Lovejoy: It's so late. Only sinners are up at this hour.