The Secret Life of Homer's Wife/Quotes

Quotes

Marge: [narrating] Every housewife in America knows the feeling... Your husband goes off to work, your adorable children head for school... And then, off in the distance, you hear the steady hum-drumming of the humdrum... How I longed to have a life beyond thee interior latex-painted walls.

Marge: I'm looking for a replacement copy of Miss Bronte's Jane Eyrehead... The dog chewed up the last 244 pages before I had a chance to reach the satisfying conclusion.

Ruth Powers: Oooh. Gothic novels with headstrong, yet sensitive, Byronic heroes. "Mad, bad, and dangerous to know..." Eh, Marge?

Ruth: O had you figurd for one of those self-improvement Chicken Soup for the Purpose-Driven Soul types.

Marge: Well, like they can, "You can't judge a book by its cover."

Man: Sure, lady. Tell that to the paint-stained wretch who designs these book jackets.

Marge: [narrating] Nothing could have prepared me for the shocking scene of utter depravity that unfolded before my eyes...

Disco Stu: Disco Stu says "Shake it, but don't break it!" One martooni in the afternoony coming up!

Marge: But... But isn't this a meeting of the book club?

Moe Szyslak: Don't ask me, Midge... I'm just here for the booze and broads.

Marge: [GASP!] Mrs, Krabappel! Shouldn't you be at school?

Edna Krabappel: Relax, Mrs. Simpson. The children are on an unsupervised field trip to the scissors factory.

Marge: Is there no one here with any shred of respectability! Are you all so wicked and debased that you've lost all sense of moral decensy?!

Yes Guy: Ye-e-e-es!