The Secret Life of Homer's Wife/Quotes
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- Marge: [narrating] Every housewife in America knows the feeling... Your husband goes off to work, your adorable children head for school... And then, off in the distance, you hear the steady hum-drumming of the humdrum... How I longed to have a life beyond thee interior latex-painted walls.
- Marge: I'm looking for a replacement copy of Miss Bronte's Jane Eyrehead... The dog chewed up the last 244 pages before I had a chance to reach the satisfying conclusion.
- Ruth Powers: Oooh. Gothic novels with headstrong, yet sensitive, Byronic heroes. "Mad, bad, and dangerous to know..." Eh, Marge?
- Ruth: O had you figurd for one of those self-improvement Chicken Soup for the Purpose-Driven Soul types.
- Marge: Well, like they can, "You can't judge a book by its cover."
- Man: Sure, lady. Tell that to the paint-stained wretch who designs these book jackets.
- Marge: [narrating] Nothing could have prepared me for the shocking scene of utter depravity that unfolded before my eyes...
- Disco Stu: Disco Stu says "Shake it, but don't break it!" One martooni in the afternoony coming up!
- Marge: But... But isn't this a meeting of the book club?
- Moe Szyslak: Don't ask me, Midge... I'm just here for the booze and broads.
- Marge: [GASP!] Mrs, Krabappel! Shouldn't you be at school?
- Edna Krabappel: Relax, Mrs. Simpson. The children are on an unsupervised field trip to the scissors factory.
- Marge: Is there no one here with any shred of respectability! Are you all so wicked and debased that you've lost all sense of moral decensy?!
- Yes Guy: Ye-e-e-es!
