| The Saddest Town in America
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Saddest Town in America is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Married to the Blob" episode tie-in content update. It requires Kumiko to be unlocked.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark
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Ah, Springfield! I can't think of a better way to finish my tour of America's saddest cities.
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What about Detroit? Or Flint? Or pretty much anything in Michigan?
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I said sad, not imploding.
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Would you mind if I captured your image, in order to always remember our meeting?
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You mean take my photo?
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Please, Japanese people taking photos is the stereotype of my father's generation.
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I wish to sketch you in my overly-cute-for-a-woman-my-age Hello Kitty notebook.
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Well, okay. But let me turn to the side a little. I'm told I'm easier to draw that way.
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| Task: "Make Kumiko Sketch Springfielders". The job takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark
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Before, the sadness of Springfield made me happy. But now I'm remembering happy times in Japan, which makes me sad.
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We have a word for that here -- homesick. Also, crazy. Maybe it would cheer you up if I showed you around?
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I would like that. Perhaps you take me to your place of business.
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Uh... How about I show you the Kwik-E-Mart instead?
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| Task: "Make Kumiko Visit Springfield's Saddest Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 2 hours.
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Cookies? Candy bars? Cup-o-soups? This store just sells things you could find in an American vending machine.
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I wish to see something more unusual and exotic, like the things you find in a Japanese vending machine!
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We do have magazines.
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Do any of them have racy adult content yet look like they were drawn for children?
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No.
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Then again I am sad.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark
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Still mopey, eh?
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Yes, a bit. Perhaps a traditional Japanese meal would cure my homesickness.
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Great. So now I have to build that sushi restaurant?
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No, I was talking about going to Krusty Burger. There's one every block where I come from.
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I knew there was a reason Japanese obesity was on the rise. Count me in!
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Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make Kumiko Eat America's Saddest Fast Food". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Homer Eat America's Saddest Fast Food". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 60 minutes.
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| After starting the jobs
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It is just like the Krusty Burger in my own village. Only you can't get sake with your meal.
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Sake? That's rice wine! Can you really get booze in fast food restaurants in Japan?
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I don't know. But it sounds like something that could be true.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Hey Kumiko! It looks like you finally cheered up, huh?
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No, I am still sad. And the fact that you racistly cannot read emotion on Japanese faces makes me sadder.
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What?! No, I... the sun was in my eyes.
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Perhaps I just miss my family... especially my short-sighted and controlling father. I wish he were here.
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Well, that's one thing I've never said about MY father.
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But maybe you could have your father come visit?
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Or maybe you'll meet someone new who'll make you forget all about your sadness?
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And maybe that will all happen this weekend, on a show I recently learned is still on TV.
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