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The Loading the Criminal Into the Cruiser Song

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"The Loading the Criminal Into the Cruiser Song"
Song Information
Characters: Clancy Wiggum
Writer(s): Original: Jane Taylor
Appearance(s): Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

"The Loading the Criminal Into the Cruiser Song" is a song in the Wiggum Sings' Em.

Lyrics[edit]

Pipe down, scumbag, get in back,
Or I will give you a whack.
You should not have stolen that car,
Wait for me while I'm in the bar..
Pipe down, scumbag, if you stay here.
I will bring you back a beer.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star".

Appearances[edit]