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The Frink Shrinkulator 4000/Quotes

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Professor Frink: It was all supposed to be so simple. Shrink down a crew of monkeys to the size of particulate matter… …introduce them into a base of liquid substance that would help make hair shiny and silky and smooth with the pH balance and the hey-hey-look-at-me-I’m-a-movie-star smell. Then, introduce Professor Frink's Monkey Shrink Peach Shampoo to the Hoo-Hay’s masses and [ahem], make a million dollars for the fame and the funding of the research and the studies with the labcoats and the instruments. [Woo-hoy]!

Professor Frink: Here we have the Frink Shrinkulator 4000, which runs on 30,000 kooglewatts of radiation. Now whatever you do, don’t throw this switch while standing over this drain, or you’ll be reduced to the size of one grain of sand.
Bart: Talk is cheap, dude. Let’s see some science.