Old Moe Hubbard/Quotes
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- Narration: Old Moe the sap went to the tap... to get his customer a beer. But when he drew nigh... the tap had run dry... and his poor customer burst into tears.
- Moe Szyslak: Whatsamatta, Homer?
- Homer: Marge says I'm getting a beer belly, but I'm not!
- Moe: Aw. Have a beer on the house. You'll feel better.
- Moe: Sorry, Homer. Free beer called on account of Barney.
- Homer: You think I'm fat, too! I knew it!
- Barney Gumble: [HIC] I think he looks pretty good!
