Nosferatu: A Simpsony of Horror/Quotes
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- Narrator: It is a fine morning in Springborg for handsome, lucky young Bartholomew Hutter.
- Bartholomew Hutter: Good morrow, dear mother and sisters! I haven't a care in the world! And good morn-- --ulp!
- Homer Hutter: Good morning, son.
- Bart: Good morning, father. You seem... different.
- Homer: I have received this memo, boy. It is from my employer, Lord Master Burlok of the Western Lands. Isn't it interesting, son?
- Bart: Er... sure, Dad.
- Homer: It says he wishes to move in closer to the center of town. He needs a house nearby in order to keep an eye on his best employee.
- Marge: And so, son, we must all make sacrifices for Lord Burlok, even you.
- Homer: You must sell him your tree house.
- Bart: What?
- Homer: Don't argue with me, boy!
- Bart: No, Dad, I can't hear you over this organ music!
- Narrator: Bartholomew sets out later that day to the dark lands to the west. But a voice behind him bids him wait...
- Lisa: Bart! Take this book! I have heard tales of Dad's boss. Terrible tales! This book will prepare you for what you will find in the lands beyond the Power Plant. The land called... Transfornaxia!
- Narrator: In Springborg, a chill grows in the air... ...and strange ideas take root in the minds of certain citizens.
- Homer: Te hee hee! Everyone, listen! The master says that power is within everything! Even in that so small as a fly! We must drink that power! Drink it from... Mmm... Beer.
- Narrator: Lord Burlok is a most gracious host, and after a fine meal, it is time to sign the papers for the treehouse.
- Lord Master Burlok: Ah, is this your photo-daguerreotype?
- Bart: Y-yes, sir.
- Lord Master Burlok: I was just noticing your mother's nec-- Er, I mean your comic book. Yes, the comic book... So full of blood...
