Mr. Burns Bears it All/Quotes

Waylon Smithers: Tell me, sir. How is it that you happened upon that polar bear?

Mr. Burns: Good question, Smithers. Assume the footstool position and I will reagle you with my exciting exploits.

Waylon Smithers: Yes, sir!

Mr. Burns: It was the 1980s, as I recall, and I was hevaily into the club scene, as was the fashion of the time. Come here little seal. Papa needs a new pair of leg warmers.

Mr. Burns: Suddenlly, I was set upon by the snarling brute!

Polar beer: Grrrrr!!!

Mr. Burns: "But the creature didn't reckon with the physical prowess of Charles Montgomery Burns!"

Sound: Rrriiipp!

Mr. Burns: "An epic struggle ensued. But in the end, I emerged victorious."

Sound: Flex!

Mr. Burns: Then I had the old boy stuffed as a symbol of my total domination in the face of danger! And that's exactly that happened.

Price tag: $3.000.000 sold to M. Burns