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Marge Attacks! (Simpsons Comics 25)/Quotes

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Marge: This is embarrassing people used to have a sense of guilt about these things. Now they just go out and talk about it to everyone.
Mayor Quimby: Huh?
Kent Brockman: But can't you feel here pain, Mrs. Simpson?
Marge: People can do what they want, but do they have to tell us about it? We don't want to know. People in glass houses should always wear clothes.

Homer: Donuts are the answer, Marge.

Marge: The first thing I'd like to do is share a receipt for one of my favorite desserts...
Kent Brockman: Hah! You call this entertainment?
Marge: ...and Mayor Quimby has kindly, though somewhat oddly, insisted on helping out.

Lisa: I wish mom weren't so busy at the station. We hardly see her.
Bart: Where's the grub? I'm hungry.
Homer: Don't worry, boy. Chef Homer to the rescue. Hmmm... let us see what kind of tasty repast we can fashion out of baking soda and cocktail onions.

Marge: Homey, I'm home.
Homer: Marge, I just want you know that you can have your freedom. I won't stand in your way. We must all follow the drummer, even though he would beat us. Yea, and verily, too.
Marge: Homer, what's the matter? What's going on?
Homer: Oh, Marge, Marge. Please don't abandon me! With all the cocktail onions gone. I'll have nothing!
Marge: What are you talking about?
Homer: You know very well what I'm talking about, you blue-haired vixen!