Marge's Hair/Quotes
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- Message: This comic strip is brought to you by "Krusty Brand Hair Colour Treatment".
- Krusty the Clown: Hey, hey! It's to dye for!
- Homer: Like any normal husband, I've been haunted by one question since my marriage began—what's up with my wife's hair?! And like any normal husband, I paid the CIA and the Rand Corporation to find out. Here's what they found.
- Marge: Welcome to my hair! Make sure to wipe your feet! [Giggle!]